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pickled demon

@chickenpoxpie.bsky.social
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Grimacing elf sometimes eating figs

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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 6h
WHY is the 9 albums thing trending? I’m going to have to participate but first I need to struggle to choose via overanalyzing and taking it too seriously.
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 23h
My friend hated his expression here but I look nice and it’s a rare smiling photo and he won’t see this so I can post it! I’m bad. I’m so bad. But he looks cute, just blinking.
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 23h
This is a photo of me from about 2 decades ago just vibing like always
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 23h
Cloaca would be a beautiful name for a girl
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 23h
Do you ever get the FEAR and just shriek in public
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 23h
I am damned but at least I’m nude
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still remember my teen cousin trying to say Christina Aguilera was attractive by saying she’s the singer with the big pussy (complete with hands demonstrating extreme wideness). I feel like something was lost in translation (English is not his first language). Or is this regular locker room talk?
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In good news, my bruised rib is finally not feeling noticeable most of the time
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Recent events have a lot of people asking difficult questions like "Is that real?" "What is true?" "How sheer the veil between Being and Seeming?" - Here's 5 🤚 things you can do to address this in your leadership 🧵
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I feel like God has not allowed me to be a moth bumping into a light bulb repeatedly. He has given me the awareness of what is sensible and wise but I don’t want that. I want to bump into a light bulb for hours.
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have so little pain right now that when I first sensed it, I thought something was wrong because it felt so weird. I’m honestly still feeling suspicious.
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the spider monastery is where I lay my egg
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Highly critical parents has made me a perfectionist and afraid of failure but, y’know, whatever lol
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
God is constantly biting my shoulders like a little baby rat but I check my shoulder and there is no rat, just the invisible force of God tormenting me
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Adding more obligations on my schedule while unemployed makes me realize that my health issues get in the way of me following through as hard as I try. I’m having a hard time accepting it. My brain would rather categorize me as a failure than as differently abled, unfortunately.
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This weather is giving me such bonkers bad migraines. No thanks, I don’t want to feel like I’m about to pass out from pain!! >:-|
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I got up too fast while having a bad migraine, lost my balance, slammed into furniture. I except some gnarly bruises!! Lol, lmao, etc.
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
August. Please excuse The Smiths.
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m going to miss Cameron so much. I’m still not fully processing his death.
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This Charming Man by The Smiths is such a good karaoke song for my voice but I can’t sing incel music led by a horrible frontman in public ever again so it’s been removed from my go-to list :(
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Look at this ad I just got. I feel targeted 🌈
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Do you think I should start mommy blogging
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I can be a little chopped as a treat
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The reason I was born is irrelevant
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I got into bed because I was severely exhausted but once I turned off all the lights and stopped looking at my phone I suddenly became full of energy. Insomnia is wild.
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
on my best days I think everyone here is chill and on my worst days I think we should all be whipped with long, thin sticks until blind
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Listening to music and the singer is yelling at me which is something I always enjoy
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I need several handfuls of peanuts or I will pass away immediately
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Will everything be ok
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if everything is my fault
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I have got to get hotter
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
When will Jesus give me a new brain
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I needed to trim my beard but I was anxious from pain due to the Covid booster which made my OCD symptoms act up. My minimal beard trim ended up in shaving my beard because I fucked up so bad and then I ended up giving myself a haircut which included shaving myself a new hairline (???) Why! Oh god.
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Again I received multiple vaccines in one day and now I feel like a train hit me. And yes, I scheduled them myself. I’m a moth repeatedly whacking myself into a lightbulb.
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’ve never been stuck in an elevator and I feel like I’m missing out
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My flesh is perishing
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s me! Photographed by a friend.
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taber @kvetch.gay · 10/08/2026
bsky I really need "turn off reposts from this account" or else I need people that are capable of doing normal posts to abandon the habit of logging on once every 72 hours and furiously reposting two dozen posts at once
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Seatbelt choking me to the heavens
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🙃
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh wait, July listens or whatever.
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you take psych meds remember to not start taking half a pill instead of a full pill because it sounded fun to you. It’s probably not as fun as you might think!
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My avoidance and ADHD have been teaming up for an exciting week of getting everything done BUT the things that are most imminent and would benefit my life and immediate wellbeing ❤️
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Listening to scary music at midnight alone in bed like I often do and feeling unsettled!!
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Finished my second can of Zyns this year. There may be more in the future. So much for quitting!!
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I’m visiting me friends in Sacramento for a little over a week and I’m so excited!!
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Lil’ badly lit video of my gorgeous harness (and messy room). Someday I’ll take good photos of it.
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Imagine if I somehow started lactating Coca-Cola! I’d be so popular
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pickled demon @chickenpoxpie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hello my name is the pony lady and I am very sexy with all my legs and all my body
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We're not even halfway yet, this could be a three dead senators month
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