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Mike (1 of many)

@chicagomike.bsky.social
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 40m
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Neon 'Open' Sign
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 1h
The first seed of doubt was planted when my pastor got up in front of our 7th grade class to explain dogs don't go to heaven because they don't have souls like people. Have you met dogs and people, Father? Far more dogs have better souls than people. It's not even close.
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 1h
I just read a news article out of the UK informing me large cats eat faces. Never really considered that before.
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 1h
Plenty of time for a couple more cups. Perfect.
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 12h
I just passed a guy standing on a corner in all black wearing a bullet proof vest with "F*ck {something something}" across the front. I couldn't make it out but all I could think about was John McClane in Harlem. I noped outta there.
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 12h
Trump says something stupid... meanwhile in Ukraine...full send. Burn that diesel!
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Larry Enticer: Just Gonna Send It!
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 12h
Just like how in Saving Private Ryan an American man saved Europe to make it home to his family. He really tore shit up in those villages.
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 13h
Drones paid for by Donald J Trump are killing children. We care about children, right?
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 14h
I wonder how many of these lame super intelligence posts are bubbling up because 'the White House has requested you use it in a sentence'. It's all pathetic.
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 14h
One thing the whole "super intelligence" idiocy has taught me is that tech CEOs are brown-nosing, spineless weasels.
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 15h
Cult leader says what?
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 16h
I mean shouldn't we be prepared? Feels ripe.
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 16h
I have this itch in my brain but it hasn't formed into a full thought yet. It involves cartels, Gulf oil infrastructure, and drones.
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 16h
Man evacuating a war zone in an orderly fashion is hamstrung by a dumbass looking at their mobile while recording. Classic.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 22h
The people who don’t want you to watch miss rachel want you to watch a public execution
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 22h
First guy forgot his hat?
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 23h
Administration full of fucking degenerates man.
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 23h
I'll go first
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 23h
Put what money you can to good use and support Ukraine. Gas, food, medicine, and dolls are overpriced and unaffordable in the US anyways . @u24.gov.ua
u24.gov.ua
UNITED24 — The initiative of the President of Ukraine
The official fundraising platform for collecting donations to support Ukraine
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
idk if people realize but there are modern Fords selling for over $1M lately
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Will they work at Aladdin's Castle?
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Little Girl's Autumn Tantrum
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Either a complete dumbass or...
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Pete Buttigieg: I Know Bait When I See It
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ahh hahaha boom baby
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Denzel Washington as Alonzo Says Boom!
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
California has a problem with this. Happened when I lived in SF too. www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...
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Lamp post destroyed by urine falls in street, just misses driver
Concerns about San Francisco’s decaying light poles were ignited Monday night after one...
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump giving... ...Russia money ...GPUs to China ...nuclear to Saudi Arabia ...CENTCOM to Iran ...higher prices to everyone Seems like a lot of really shitty deals if you ask me.
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The hedgehog @the-hedgehog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"The U.S. Department of the Treasury has temporarily authorized operations related to the sale, delivery, unloading, and import of diesel fuel of Russian origin, including imports into the United States, until April 7, 2027."
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City of Minneapolis @minneapolismn.gov · 09/10/2026
Today, and every day, we stand with the Somali community.
The marquee at Cedar Culture Center with the message "We love our Somali neighbors" written out.
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This guy's a traitor.
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National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 09/10/2026
The US will be impacted by 2 tropical systems this weekend. Hurricane #Isaias is approaching the Gulf Coast today & Tropical Storm #Rachel will approach the West Coast later this weekend. Be sure to keep up to date with the latest from BOTH storms at hurricanes.gov and weather.gov.
Satellite imagery overlaid with three forecast track cones: Rachel tracking toward Southern California/Nevada, Simon moving north into western Mexico, and Isaias tracking from the Gulf of Mexico northeast across the U.S.
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Elon Musk Smoking a Joint
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Ankit Panda @nktpnd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is something @claroche.bsky.social and I discussed in our recent piece on the limitations of the AI-nuclear analogy. Governments should be similarly preparing. www.foreignaffairs.com/united-state...
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do not engage. They do not tire and will reply forever haha. I got "got" recently by one.
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Denzel Washington as Alonzo Says Boom!
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
fair
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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become...free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy...and the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom violence as porn, porn as violence
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sad, angry, frustrated, confused. This is depraved insanity.
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Flattop Fiesta @flattopfiesta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
USS Abraham Lincoln returns to San Diego following its deployment, visible in the descending pass of today's Sentinel-1 synthetic aperture radar imaging. [I like the way the compositing turned out on this one]
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Patrick Bateman's Iconic Smile
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Trump administration just suspended Microsoft from sponsoring green cards, claiming it laid off 6,000 Americans while getting 6,300 H-1B approvals. Essentially this is the government saying tech companies will be penalized if they lay off Americans over foreign workers. It’s finally happened.
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We should also not bomb people during the Superbowl halftime show or black Friday.
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
huh...ok...
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is the first time I've felt compelled to start a gofundme.
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yeah those numbers were nuts. Counting expats and tourists?
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You see this yet bsky.app/profile/defe...
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The Defence Blog @defence-blog.com · 08/10/2026
Pakistani fighter jets are now part of Saudi Arabia’s air war against Yemen’s Houthis, a Pakistani military official told The New York Times. defence-blog.com/pakistan-joi...
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Pakistan joins Saudi airstrikes on Yemen’s Houthis: report
Pakistan Air Force fighter jets are being used in strikes against Yemen’s Houthi rebels, a senior Pakistani military official told The New York Times, the first indication from inside Pakistan’s milit...
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You folks looking for neanderthals? I've been chilling over here, what ya need?
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Mike (1 of many) @chicagomike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I expect an apology from South Korea for aiding Russia with diesel.
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Update on US-Ecuadorian maritime ops: "An Ecuadorian judge declared 32 crew members of two vessels that were intercepted and bombed by the United States in Pacific waters innocent on Wednesday." efe.com/mundo/declar...
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