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Chet Williamson

@chetwilliamson.bsky.social
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Writer, audiobook narrator, actor, rapscallion.

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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
‘‘Tis so sweet to be remembered…”
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
This past week H. P. Lovecraft went to Texas and donated his life savings of $375 to flood charities, and was later joined by an old friend on his relief trip.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Many of you know Bill Sheehan, a long-time NECON regular, and a respected editor and critic. His little granddaughter, Colette, has a rare lung cancer, and the family could use some help. Please donate if you can, and spread the word. www.gofundme.com/f/help-colet...
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Donate to Help Colette Fight Her Rare Lung Cancer, organized by Caitlin Dunlap
On Friday, April 11, 2025, Colette Tini was taken to urgent care after her pare… Caitlin Dunlap needs your support for Help Colette Fight Her Rare Lung Cancer
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The new Pope Donaldo I sitting in his small and humble bedroom…
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2025
4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence theonion.com/4-copy-...
4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
If the capsule’s heat shields had been removed, at least we could have eaten them when they returned.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Unboxing Video of the new Cemetery Dance edition of my 1987 Tor Books novel, ASH WEDNESDAY, the first complete print Edition ever. Cover painting by Bob Eggleton.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
So Meta stole 33 of my works to train its AI. And many of yours as well.
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
America’s money-in-politics crisis doesn’t just harm our own democracy. It threatens it abroad as well. The plutocrats are out of control and they need to be brought to heel.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Opinion | Musk Said No One Has Died Since Aid Was Cut. That Isn’t True.
A journey through the front lines of global poverty shows that when the world’s richest men slash aid for the world’s poorest children, the result is sickness, starvation and death.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
“Incel wet dream using inaccurate technology to hunt imaginary moles in Fox News misspelling.”
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
SNL50 is full of familiar faces and the worst writing the show has ever had. And that’s saying a lot.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
When Elon Musk’s Son Wants A Hug
6 panel comic

Panel 1: Elon Musk is typing cry-laugh emojis into his phone. His small son stands behind him, arms in the air, desperate for a tiny shred of genuine affection 
Son: Hug

Panel 2: Continuation of Panel 1. Once again, Musk’s son begs his father for a hug

Panel 3: Seeing his father is still not responding to his pleas, Lil X shouts: SHOOTER

Panels 4-6: Musk holding his son in various positions to shield himself from potential gunshots
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Tinker, tailor, soldier, mole. Karla finally wins.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This “asking for a blurb” pic deserves its own post…
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/09/o...
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Opinion | The End of the Blurb. Thank God.
On the higher slopes of Mount Olympus, blurbs are a way by which the gods speak to each other in code, with the whole world watching.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
JAWOHL! "Our Vision for a Golden Age in Arts and Kultur" vill soon be realized! Our glorious leader vill decide vhat shows are to be staged und vhat performers vill be seen! AMERIKA UBER ALLES! SEND IN ZE CLOWNS! (DON'T BOZZER, ZEY'RE HIER!)
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Thomas Tessier @thomastessier.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I've been informed that my novel FINISHING TOUCHES has been banned by the Arizona Department of Corrections because it contains "sexually explicit material." Well, that may be the least of what goes on in this novel! Please repost this and protest all book bans and censorship. Thank you!
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Damien Leone should just shut up and keep making ugly, misogynistic films. When you try and straddle political lines, someone's going to chainsaw you in half.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Laurie and I saw this today, and we were both underwhelmed. The gimmick (camera: ghost's POV) quickly becomes claustrophobic. Mix poltergeist activity with teen-age angst and underlit rooms, and you've got 85 turgid minutes with few chills, not what I look for in a ghost story.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
THIS GUITAR BREEDS FASCISTS
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
MISTER PRESIDUNT! WEN WILL YEW PARDEN OR COMUTTE THE SENTENSE OF THE LATE GRATE HANIBLE LEKTER?!?!
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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
From the great @swin24.bsky.social: Everyone Who Was Supposed To Protect You From This Failed Miserably www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Everyone Who Was Supposed To Protect You From This Failed Miserably
Donald Trump will now be the president again. A colossal failure by every Republican, Democratic, legal, corporate, and media institution got us here.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
He knew that if he touched the Bible, he’d burst into flame. 
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Wait…isn’t this the guy in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK whose face melts?
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Bought this poster, and I just had to watch the film. Good creepy fun!
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Social media in a nutshell.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I think about this joke a lot these days.
An old Russian joke: a man walks up to a newsstand, looks at the front page, sneers and walks off. The next day he walks up to the newsstand, looks at the front page, sneers and walks off. The third day he walks up and the newsman asks “Hey, why don’t you ever buy a paper?” And the man replies “I’m just reading the obituaries.” The newsman shakes his head “But the obituaries are in the back!” The man looks at him shaking his head. “Not the one I’m looking for.”
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I’m sure this isn’t the first time that Trump has had an “unconditional discharge.” Only before, it was from his mushroom-shaped appendage.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The positions of films on box office listings has never been proven to be an accurate prognosticator of the future.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
A terrific story that I was honored to narrate!
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The Black Dog prowls even here.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
90% of Bluesky offers two directives: “Buy this book” & “Hate this asshole.”
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Why do so many actors play Scrooge as constantly angry? He’s too cold to waste his energy on anger. I feel like recording it to correct 180 years of performance practice.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
LIVE LIES BLEEDING on Max is BOUND on steroids. Literally. Loved it!
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
THE RETURN was well worth seeing. Sort of like the PTSoDyssey.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Never saw WICKED on stage, but we went to the film today. I hated it for the same reason that I hate most musicals that I hate.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Serrano won that fight, dammit.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I’m going to be lost in VR for the next four years. You can find me in Walkabout Mini-Golf, Miracle Pool, or Gotham City. #RealityIsOverrated
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
BATMAN: ARKHAM SHADOW is one nifty VR game, with an amazing combat system.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Remember, remember, on the 5th of November, The January 6th treason and plot! I know of no reason that Trumpean treason Should ever be forgot! VOTE BLUE!
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
Seems I won a Splatterpunk Award for Short Story. “Who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?” — The Scottish Play
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Senate Dems should take one of their assorted gun control bills off the shelf, rename it something like "Trump Assassination Prevention Act," and force Rs to do a talking filibuster to block it
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David Niall Wilson @davidniallwilson.com · 02/07/2024
The new - VERY EXTREME- horror collection from Edward Lee - performed by @chetwilliamson.bsky.social - now in unabridged audio!
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The Jar and Other Stories
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. The kids go into the bounce house, but when they come out…they’re not kids anymore. When a cam girl drives to the nearest grocery store, her GPS navigator ...
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
Just escaped -- my narration of six of Edward Lee's most harrowing, hilarious, stomach-churning, and mind-boggling stories and novelettes. I may never be the same again. And neither may you once you listen. So use that extra Audible credit and grab it! tinyurl.com/9ysr7jj2
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The Jar and Other Stories
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. The kids go into the bounce house, but when they come out…they’re not kids anymore. When a cam girl drives to the nearest grocery store, her GPS navigator ...
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
Brand new and out today: my narration of Edward Lee's SUCCUBI! tinyurl.com/msk87jpf
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Succubi
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. ANGELS OF LOVE Long, sleek legs, siren-like faces, flawless naked bodies glazed in moonlight and sweat... DEMONS OF DESIRE No prayer can save you, no for...
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
Congratulations to Jonathan Groff for his Tony and a GREAT acceptance speech!
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
I hate OpenAI. I hate ChatGPT. I hate Google AI. I hate Meta AI. GET THAT SHIT OUTTA MY FACE!
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