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Chet Williamson

@chetwilliamson.bsky.social
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Writer, audiobook narrator, actor, rapscallion.

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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
‘‘Tis so sweet to be remembered…”
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
What a delight! You really should watch the film, though — it’s brilliantly done!
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Wish we were there! Break a leg, y'all!
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
This past week H. P. Lovecraft went to Texas and donated his life savings of $375 to flood charities, and was later joined by an old friend on his relief trip.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Many of you know Bill Sheehan, a long-time NECON regular, and a respected editor and critic. His little granddaughter, Colette, has a rare lung cancer, and the family could use some help. Please donate if you can, and spread the word. www.gofundme.com/f/help-colet...
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Donate to Help Colette Fight Her Rare Lung Cancer, organized by Caitlin Dunlap
On Friday, April 11, 2025, Colette Tini was taken to urgent care after her pare… Caitlin Dunlap needs your support for Help Colette Fight Her Rare Lung Cancer
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The new Pope Donaldo I sitting in his small and humble bedroom…
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2025
4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence theonion.com/4-copy-...
4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Happy happy day!
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
If the capsule’s heat shields had been removed, at least we could have eaten them when they returned.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Call me Mrs. Dalloway.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Signed limitation page…
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Unboxing Video of the new Cemetery Dance edition of my 1987 Tor Books novel, ASH WEDNESDAY, the first complete print Edition ever. Cover painting by Bob Eggleton.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
That is the greatest poster of all time.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
So Meta stole 33 of my works to train its AI. And many of yours as well.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
They got 33 of mine.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
33 of mine.
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
America’s money-in-politics crisis doesn’t just harm our own democracy. It threatens it abroad as well. The plutocrats are out of control and they need to be brought to heel.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Opinion | Musk Said No One Has Died Since Aid Was Cut. That Isn’t True.
A journey through the front lines of global poverty shows that when the world’s richest men slash aid for the world’s poorest children, the result is sickness, starvation and death.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Do it, Mary. Please just do it.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
“Incel wet dream using inaccurate technology to hunt imaginary moles in Fox News misspelling.”
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
SNL50 is full of familiar faces and the worst writing the show has ever had. And that’s saying a lot.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
When Elon Musk’s Son Wants A Hug
6 panel comic

Panel 1: Elon Musk is typing cry-laugh emojis into his phone. His small son stands behind him, arms in the air, desperate for a tiny shred of genuine affection 
Son: Hug

Panel 2: Continuation of Panel 1. Once again, Musk’s son begs his father for a hug

Panel 3: Seeing his father is still not responding to his pleas, Lil X shouts: SHOOTER

Panels 4-6: Musk holding his son in various positions to shield himself from potential gunshots
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Karla won after all.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Tinker, tailor, soldier, mole. Karla finally wins.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Tinker, tailor, soldier, mole. Karla wins.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Tinker, tailor, soldier, mole. Karla finally wins.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This “asking for a blurb” pic deserves its own post…
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/09/o...
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Opinion | The End of the Blurb. Thank God.
On the higher slopes of Mount Olympus, blurbs are a way by which the gods speak to each other in code, with the whole world watching.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
JAWOHL! "Our Vision for a Golden Age in Arts and Kultur" vill soon be realized! Our glorious leader vill decide vhat shows are to be staged und vhat performers vill be seen! AMERIKA UBER ALLES! SEND IN ZE CLOWNS! (DON'T BOZZER, ZEY'RE HIER!)
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Thomas Tessier @thomastessier.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I've been informed that my novel FINISHING TOUCHES has been banned by the Arizona Department of Corrections because it contains "sexually explicit material." Well, that may be the least of what goes on in this novel! Please repost this and protest all book bans and censorship. Thank you!
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
What a fucking idiot.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Bedlam — uses Hogarth’s art over the credits, as I recall.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Damien Leone should just shut up and keep making ugly, misogynistic films. When you try and straddle political lines, someone's going to chainsaw you in half.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Laurie and I saw this today, and we were both underwhelmed. The gimmick (camera: ghost's POV) quickly becomes claustrophobic. Mix poltergeist activity with teen-age angst and underlit rooms, and you've got 85 turgid minutes with few chills, not what I look for in a ghost story.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
THIS GUITAR BREEDS FASCISTS
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
MISTER PRESIDUNT! WEN WILL YEW PARDEN OR COMUTTE THE SENTENSE OF THE LATE GRATE HANIBLE LEKTER?!?!
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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
From the great @swin24.bsky.social: Everyone Who Was Supposed To Protect You From This Failed Miserably www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Everyone Who Was Supposed To Protect You From This Failed Miserably
Donald Trump will now be the president again. A colossal failure by every Republican, Democratic, legal, corporate, and media institution got us here.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
He knew that if he touched the Bible, he’d burst into flame. 
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Wait…isn’t this the guy in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK whose face melts?
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Bought this poster, and I just had to watch the film. Good creepy fun!
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Social media in a nutshell.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I think about this joke a lot these days.
An old Russian joke: a man walks up to a newsstand, looks at the front page, sneers and walks off. The next day he walks up to the newsstand, looks at the front page, sneers and walks off. The third day he walks up and the newsman asks “Hey, why don’t you ever buy a paper?” And the man replies “I’m just reading the obituaries.” The newsman shakes his head “But the obituaries are in the back!” The man looks at him shaking his head. “Not the one I’m looking for.”
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I looked at that headline and thought, “They get syrup from *sows*?”
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
What is it?
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I’m sure this isn’t the first time that Trump has had an “unconditional discharge.” Only before, it was from his mushroom-shaped appendage.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The positions of films on box office listings has never been proven to be an accurate prognosticator of the future.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Risky?!?!?! About as risky as a straight flush.
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
My pleasure!
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Chet Williamson @chetwilliamson.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
A terrific story that I was honored to narrate!
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