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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

[coughing up blood]: bidet, set pressure to maximum, grit injection on. bidet: I’m sorry, protocol dictates tha- [tearing clothes off]: security override code epsilon delta one seven niner! bidet: security override confirmed, Dire Blast engaged

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

gen alpha calvinists be like “skibidi toil”

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

remember, coldplay probably won’t see your hot takes about their music but the people who build playlists for walgreen’s will

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

spiders man spiders man holding spiders in his hands he throws them at the cops they scream stop but he does not kids shout we love spiders man

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

after so much intriguing word of mouth buzz I have no choice but to head to my local theater to catch the movie of the moment: francis ford coppola’s megalopolis

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

while modern scholars dismiss the historicity of frosty the snowman, many believe he is an amalgam of several snowmen from the late middle ages

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

annual reminder that saint nicholas is canonically a necromancer

Screenshot of the Saint Nicholas Wikipedia page reading: “One story tells how during a terrible famine, a malicious butcher lured three little children into his house, where he killed them, placing their remains in a barrel to cure, planning to sell them off as ham. Nicholas, visiting the region to care for the hungry, saw through the butcher's lies and resurrected the pickled children by making the sign of the cross.”

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

(tossing several live catfish into the community pool):

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 09/11/2024

ru paul tier list ru paul most op queens ru paul pvp builds ru paul op buil

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

(3am text from nancy pelosi flagged as likely spam) Chet, don’t forget to wear your LONGLEGS to the polls to cast your IMMACULATE vote for the candidate with THE SUBSTANCE and not that CUCKOO orange ODDITY #TERRIFIER3

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

I Koyaanisqatsi on her Powaqqatsi till she Naqoyqatsi

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 15/10/2024

apparently nielsen ratings has been running a real-life black mirror initiative for who knows how long. this explains why young sheldon is the highest rated show on the planet.

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 05/10/2024

putting the fifteen foot tall home depot skeleton on my wedding registry

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/04/2024

some jehovah's witnesses handed me this in korea like twelve years ago and i look at it to feel peace and calm like that picture of a island jamie foxx has on his cab's sun visor in Collateral

a man and a woman, both ambiguously not white, sit in a golden field, their faces bursting with joy. in the foreground, a bushel of red apples and a bushel of a few pumpkins sit next to a few other pumpkins that were too large to be bushelled. red flowers bloom. pretty good right? well what if i told you a huge bull moose looms behind them, square and unamused. a house lies in the distance but there is no safe line to reach it. the moose glances toward the happy people and beyond his enormous frame, his mate grazes. all caps text above reads: ALL SUFFERING SOON TO END!

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 15/02/2024

salting the earth so my crops come out pre-seasoned and delicious

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 14/02/2024

hey check it out *shoots red sparks out of my fingers* sick right? I made a deal with KelY'tar, the Unkindler. *shoots sparks* every time I do this, the lifespan of the sun halves. *shoots sparks* cool right

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 14/02/2024

happy St Patrick’s Day for Perverts to those who celebrate

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 13/02/2024

this is like going to italy and saying the food sucks because you only ate at mcdonalds

Opinion by the Guardian’s Emma Beddington titled food should be tasty and it doesn’t have to come in a bowl. Could someone tell my lovely American hosts? The subtitle reads I’ve had some amazing experiences in Boston but I want fun from my holiday meals, not joyless refuelling.

I almost never leave Europe, so spending a month in Boston is expanding my provincial horizons and blowing my tiny mind. Wild turkeys (huge!) wander the streets, there are rodeo bouts on TV and everyone drinks iced coffee even though it’s absolutely Baltic. I feel more foreign here than in places I’ve visited where I didn’t speak the language, and I keep getting things wrong. I think I rode the bus illegally yesterday.

Mostly, though, I’m baffled by bowls. In this corner of the world full of twentysomething Stem graduates wearing Patagonia and Lululemon activewear, with earning potential many multiples of mine, meals seem almost all bowl-based, composed of grain, protein, greens and some kind of sauce.

had lunch (not Sweetgreen but similar) with my son yesterday, chomping through our roughage-rich bowls in a tight 15 before returning to work. “This is like umami polystyrene,” I said, gloomily poking a white cube nestled next to some limp vegetation on beige rice (“warming, rejuvenating, mineral-rich”). “No culture would recognise this,” he said, extracting a steamed egg slice from a bland, blond approximation of noodle soup (“nourishing, substantial, healing”). “But I always get way more than my five a day.”

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 31/01/2024

you can get pregnant by riding the euthanasia coaster backwards, that’s why it’s not allowed

reversed image of six flags great adventure’s iconic euthanasia coaster

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 29/01/2024

me: no human being is illegal my roommate Ronald McDonald who looks exactly like the fast food mascot due a rare genetic condition and hasn’t been outside since 1972 following a fatwa issued by Ray Kroc: I can no longer remember the sun’s warmth 😔

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 26/01/2024

pitching six flags a four hour long coaster featuring nine hundred near-identical loops called The Philip Glass Experience

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 25/01/2024

asking my followers to please respect my privacy at this time (poasting from the toilet)

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

when there’s a poltergeist in my sodastream

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

(LinkedIn post) Another incredible quarter with the crew here in the land of Shinar, we’re making great progress on our tower to the heavens! I love what this team can achieve with effective communication and a single worldwide language. Keep an eye on this space, BIG things coming in Q4! 👀

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