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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

just watched duel last night and was marveling at the credits font

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

literally just saw this powerful heirloom for sale in a local consignment store

Signed 1998 Guy Gilchrist drawing of Nancy, Sluggo, and WW2 pinup-style Fritzy, on sale for a cool $125

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones is something special

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

listicles are probably the number one trend that annoys me the most. the number five trend though? well, let’s just say the answer may shock you…

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

hammacher schlemmer had one of these for over $200 with a name that probably could’ve used some more workshopping

a man wields a comically large peppermill advertised as “the pepperphile’s peppermill” for sale from hammacher schlemmer for $219.95

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

[coughing up blood]: bidet, set pressure to maximum, grit injection on. bidet: I’m sorry, protocol dictates tha- [tearing clothes off]: security override code epsilon delta one seven niner! bidet: security override confirmed, Dire Blast engaged

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

gen alpha calvinists be like “skibidi toil”

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

bring back movies that are meditations on holy fuck did you see that shit how did they do that jesus christ

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

oh hey that’s the alley where I buy my substance

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

remember, coldplay probably won’t see your hot takes about their music but the people who build playlists for walgreen’s will

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

he is the grandson of one of the giants the trojans failed to kill

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

love the white orbit, very satisfying contrast with the vinyl itself

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

spiders man spiders man holding spiders in his hands he throws them at the cops they scream stop but he does not kids shout we love spiders man

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

I’m getting married and have asked my fiancé to put a captive bolt pistol to my head if I check social media at any point

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

saw them play a 4th of july pool concert at the mandalay bay casino in 2015 and it felt like a sort of secular american religious experience. it was the first time I encountered a weed pen and I remember thinking truly this is the future.

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

mister movies himself in the house 🫡

Francis Ford Coppola onstage in mismatched socks and an insane tie, passionately explaining movies and life

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

after so much intriguing word of mouth buzz I have no choice but to head to my local theater to catch the movie of the moment: francis ford coppola’s megalopolis

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

saw this little dinosaur by a lake many years ago, hope he’s doing well (pine needles for scale)

photo of an extremely small baby snapping turtle, the surrounding pine needles and mulch chips look big enough in comparison that it could wield them as spears and shields

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

the face/off one really captures the moment

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

the rare “basilisk’s roko” scenario

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

I thought we agreed on total hair prosthesis. Lose the beard, okay?

POV you’re beta test Robocop and Miguel Ferrer wants to remove your majestic beard

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

⋆ .˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ there are bridges everywhere for those with the eyes to see ˖ ࣪ ⟡ ˚. ⋆

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

like obviously grusch is on a snipe hunt but come on, not a productive way to call him out!

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

stopped paying attention to ken after he “countered” david grusch’s nonsense uap hearing by revealing he received counseling for substance abuse and suicidal thoughts. added fuel to the “silencing him for truth” fire AND dunked on the guy for mental health issues instead of something relevant, cool!

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I work on a severed floor and I gotta say whatever they’re feeding us down there is great, my post-work shits have never been better

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

kojima comes with a bunch of bonus cameos built-in

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

just an incredible time capsule…

Letter to the editor from a 2001 issue of PSM titled Thanks A Lot, Terrorists… the letter reads: I had been holding on to my hopes to get syphon filter 3. I had read in November issue that the game received a grade of 8 of 10, which is in the mist-buy category. So I was planning to call Software, etc. to reserve a copy, and I did. Unfortunately, they didn’t have good news for me. The owner of the store told me all violent games, including SF3, could not be released until January 2002, due to the terrorist attack on 9/11/01. They also mentioned that most games that are gory and bloody may never be released, and that all stores received a memo that said something about the violent games…

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

while modern scholars dismiss the historicity of frosty the snowman, many believe he is an amalgam of several snowmen from the late middle ages

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

annual reminder that saint nicholas is canonically a necromancer

Screenshot of the Saint Nicholas Wikipedia page reading: “One story tells how during a terrible famine, a malicious butcher lured three little children into his house, where he killed them, placing their remains in a barrel to cure, planning to sell them off as ham. Nicholas, visiting the region to care for the hungry, saw through the butcher's lies and resurrected the pickled children by making the sign of the cross.”

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

it feels like a fake tv show from the movie southland tales

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

hey 👋 so there’s this president 🇺🇸 he’s beautiful 😍 sweet 🍦 funny 🤣 amazing 🤩 unique 🥴 and he’s reading this 🤓 right now 🫵☺️

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

realized that a lot of their gift codes don’t expire and stacked like seven $10 birthday/holiday credits for a bunch of free movies during the last sale

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

(tossing several live catfish into the community pool):

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

DOOM escaped the cops on a yacht rockin out to sea stacking all his cheese on board like charcuterie [extended sample from a fantastic four cartoon]

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 09/11/2024

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

(3am text from nancy pelosi flagged as likely spam) Chet, don’t forget to wear your LONGLEGS to the polls to cast your IMMACULATE vote for the candidate with THE SUBSTANCE and not that CUCKOO orange ODDITY #TERRIFIER3

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

I Koyaanisqatsi on her Powaqqatsi till she Naqoyqatsi

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Chet Plexico @chetplexico.bsky.social · 15/10/2024

apparently nielsen ratings has been running a real-life black mirror initiative for who knows how long. this explains why young sheldon is the highest rated show on the planet.

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