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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield

@chestyfitz.bsky.social
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food posting, sometimes recipes at wonkette

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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 6h
Pizzeria nearby used to do something like this, where they’d put a second dough on top of the pie and bake the whole thing. They might still do it, but they used to, too
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 8h
also, My Pen! youtu.be/yQ1pO-tZbYA
youtu.be
Kids In The Hall - My Pen
YouTube video by jahnnee 5
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 8h
thinking of Tony, wondering where he is, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and will he ever return someday youtu.be/wueZAzeo7qU
youtu.be
The Kids in the Hall | but its only the tony sketch
YouTube video by KillingTimeItself
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 13h
Skald Cupertino has entered the chat
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 13h
3 everthings, 4 plains, and a tub of scallion cream cheese
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 15h
but for a trombone?
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 16h
BZZZT-Wrongo Stick ‘em in the freezer
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 17h
Dude, I am the only customer in the store, and I didn’t order anything prepared, just loose bagels and a tub of cream cheese; you don’t need to take my name with the order
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah brother Now you can have Aperol Spritz for breakfast
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whoever ran this cash box before me fucked up
Cash box and key that doesn’t match the lock
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want the coldest slaw you got
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My grandmother always said, “Fair is that your needs are met; everything else is extra”
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I gotta say, this lined up pretty good
unctober posting
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
let’s fuckin go
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gordon Lightfoot wrote a lot of bangers
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of the original bad boy shredders
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Give Wittman the shit can
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what are you shooting?
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As an Irish, I would say let they should be careful when people start putting directional descriptors out there
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My doctor is not going to be happy about this
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there’s a ton of Yankees fans out there saying their rosaries not realizing all that praying is being diverted to the White Sox
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this tweet is an appeal to authority: assuming your followers have the expertise to identify the fallacy and hold you to account
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very funny and very stupid
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[tuning my listening device to Suno v6 pro et al] 🎶Put on the skillet, slip on the lid, Momma’s gonna make a little shortenin bread🎶
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey check this out
Chicken fresh out the oven
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No lies detected
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hell yeah brother
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the night time is the right time
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hadn’t seen that nickname. When they came and played at VCU a couple years ago, my buddies and I were calling him “Larry Nerd”
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can I say something without everyone getting mad, with regard to oatmeal cream pies?
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They lost all integrity to me the day they put Al Gore’s hog on the cover
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OK, I’ll bite: What the fuck is Rolling Stone magazine?
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what if we made it “Choosin’ Hexes” for spooky season? Would that be ironically detached enough?
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I never read it, but I didn’t think it was supposed to be for kids
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The sangwich
Pulled pork and coleslaw ona potato roll
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would you pantomime taking a big old piss all over the conference table after nailing a question in an interview?
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If someone had given my folks a heads up about “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” maybe I wouldn’t have had nightmares about being a cartoon and getting put into the dip
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
can you imagine the line for communion?
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
five hours in. Internal temp about 165 right now
A pork butt on a Weber kettle grill
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the kraut king of Anne Arundel County
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning
A pork butt in brine in a plastic bag inside a cooler of ice cold water
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when I started out, there was an old timer who gave me shit for short sleeves and shoes that didn’t have leather soles
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[sitting in an interview, beginning to sweat as I size up the table we’re sitting at] I mean, it looks pretty heavy, but I think I could pivot it
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pulling out a flask and asking the interviewers if anyone wants a nip before we get this thing going
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good morning
Loaf of bread fresh out the oven
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All you need to make it is an overhead projector, some construction paper, an exacto knife, and some 1980s New York City cocaine
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Freshly grated poison on top?
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@eitmonline.bsky.social WOO, BLAZE ‘EM UP play Cripple Creek
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Loonman! Eating fish and crustaceans
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my brother and sister lived on this block in the late 90s/early 00s. Definitely pissed in the alley here, and they had a Pittsburgh potty in the basement
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