FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 6hPizzeria nearby used to do something like this, where they’d put a second dough on top of the pie and bake the whole thing. They might still do it, but they used to, too 120
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 8halso, My Pen! youtu.be/yQ1pO-tZbYAyoutu.beKids In The Hall - My PenYouTube video by jahnnee 5 1382
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 8hthinking of Tony, wondering where he is, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and will he ever return someday youtu.be/wueZAzeo7qUyoutu.beThe Kids in the Hall | but its only the tony sketchYouTube video by KillingTimeItself 2521
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 13h3 everthings, 4 plains, and a tub of scallion cream cheese 120
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 17hDude, I am the only customer in the store, and I didn’t order anything prepared, just loose bagels and a tub of cream cheese; you don’t need to take my name with the order 4120
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hell yeah brother Now you can have Aperol Spritz for breakfast 150
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Whoever ran this cash box before me fucked up 020
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My grandmother always said, “Fair is that your needs are met; everything else is extra” 001
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I gotta say, this lined up pretty good 010
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Gordon Lightfoot wrote a lot of bangers 020
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026One of the original bad boy shredders 000
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As an Irish, I would say let they should be careful when people start putting directional descriptors out there 110
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My doctor is not going to be happy about this 010
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026there’s a ton of Yankees fans out there saying their rosaries not realizing all that praying is being diverted to the White Sox 060
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this tweet is an appeal to authority: assuming your followers have the expertise to identify the fallacy and hold you to account 020
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[tuning my listening device to Suno v6 pro et al] 🎶Put on the skillet, slip on the lid, Momma’s gonna make a little shortenin bread🎶 000
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I hadn’t seen that nickname. When they came and played at VCU a couple years ago, my buddies and I were calling him “Larry Nerd” 100
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Can I say something without everyone getting mad, with regard to oatmeal cream pies? 210
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They lost all integrity to me the day they put Al Gore’s hog on the cover 010
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026OK, I’ll bite: What the fuck is Rolling Stone magazine? 120
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026what if we made it “Choosin’ Hexes” for spooky season? Would that be ironically detached enough? 020
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I never read it, but I didn’t think it was supposed to be for kids 000
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Would you pantomime taking a big old piss all over the conference table after nailing a question in an interview? 010
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If someone had given my folks a heads up about “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” maybe I wouldn’t have had nightmares about being a cartoon and getting put into the dip 060
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026can you imagine the line for communion? 110
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 five hours in. Internal temp about 165 right now 360
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the kraut king of Anne Arundel County 030
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026when I started out, there was an old timer who gave me shit for short sleeves and shoes that didn’t have leather soles 190
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[sitting in an interview, beginning to sweat as I size up the table we’re sitting at] I mean, it looks pretty heavy, but I think I could pivot it 010
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pulling out a flask and asking the interviewers if anyone wants a nip before we get this thing going 0112
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026All you need to make it is an overhead projector, some construction paper, an exacto knife, and some 1980s New York City cocaine 110
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@eitmonline.bsky.social WOO, BLAZE ‘EM UP play Cripple Creek 010
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Loonman! Eating fish and crustaceans 020
FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my brother and sister lived on this block in the late 90s/early 00s. Definitely pissed in the alley here, and they had a Pittsburgh potty in the basement 040