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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield

@chestyfitz.bsky.social
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food posting, sometimes recipes at wonkette

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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Get your vitamins
Bloody Mary garnished with celery, cornichon, pepperoncini, and pimento stuffed olive
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whoever ran this cash box before me fucked up
Cash box and key that doesn’t match the lock
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I gotta say, this lined up pretty good
unctober posting
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey check this out
Chicken fresh out the oven
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The sangwich
Pulled pork and coleslaw ona potato roll
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
five hours in. Internal temp about 165 right now
A pork butt on a Weber kettle grill
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning
A pork butt in brine in a plastic bag inside a cooler of ice cold water
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good morning
Loaf of bread fresh out the oven
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First cake in the new oven
German chocolate cakeTwo round cake pans filled with batter in the ovenCake on a cooling rack
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good morning
Bologna, egg, and cheese with broccoli rabe on a poppy seed rollBologna, brocccoli rabe, and an egg frying on a griddle next to a plate with provolone cheese and a sliced roll
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good evening
Raccoon peeling from behind a tree
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who needs gas station dick pills when you’ve got
Performance sheet set
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
First bread baked in the new oven
Kaiser rolls fresh out the ovenKaiser rolls just placed in the ovenKaiser roll crumbshot
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, grip my kits
Cheesy grits with a fried egg and hot sauces
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah, you could say I ate shit in the pit a few times
Dirty knees
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We got McDonalds at home
Cheeseburgers, potato wedges, sandwich bread cooking on a grill
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sir, a second orange has been eaten through by the very hungry caterpillar
George W Bush watercolor of himself getting the news of the second tower getting hit on 9/11
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Muffocaccia
Muffin shaped focaccia fresh out the ovenFocaccia dough in muffin tinsCrumbshot
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Crust and consistency perfect, but a little aggressive with the zest
Key lime pie fresh out the oven
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Uh, . . .
Bluesky user @kschwenky.bsky.social skeet reading “I have candy in my underwear”
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Can check
A Paulanet Oktoberfest Bier poured into a mug
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck you @washingtonpost.com Hire a fucking games editor you cheap sack of shit Bezos
Big piece of shit word puzzle from the Washington Post
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pound cake recipe: Pound of ziti Pound of ricotta Pound of sauce Pound of mozzarella
Two unbaked zitis
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Summertime
Potatoes on a cooling rack, jar of Hellmann’s mayo, bowl of some sort of creamy dressing, all on a kitchen counter together
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Thirty-three days fermented
Sauerkraut made from red cabbage about to go in the fridge for long term storage
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yes, indeed. They have the silly bagel that looks like a tomato
Tomato bagel
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Blam
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Who’s hornay for mornay?
Mornay in a sauce pan
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s crazy
Big bird’s skeleton
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Did not shoot the moon here, if you can fuckin’ believe it
A very strong hand of hearts
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hell yeah brother
Slice of water
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bet you didn’t know Buck Owens was a weeb
Made in Japan by Buck Owens on the satellite radio
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh my god, he fuckin said it
Excerpt from Les Misérables in which Jean Valjean exclaims, “I’m such a miserable man!”
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Good morning
Bowl of savory oatmeal topped with a poached egg, scallions, and two kinds of hot sauce (red and green)
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Classic Philly dish Egglant Parm of Jawn
Eggplant parm fresh out the ovenFrying eggplant slices out on the patioStacked up in the vintage Corningware
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Banan of bread
Banana bread fresh out the oven
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
you ever hear the one about the goose with one wooden leg?
Headline: Pet goose honks to alert family of barn fire, saving their animals
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sending in my Nielsen radio ratings diary today @eitmonline.bsky.social
Section of a Nielsen radio ratings diary that reads, “Your opinion counts Use this space to make any comments you like about specific stations, announcers or programs. To protect your privacy, please do not write your phone number, last name, or other personal information in the diary.” In the space provided I have written, “Smell my face!”
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Good morning
Bacon egg and cheese sandwich with avocado on baguette
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pizza ice is going to be the new big thing in all the bars this fall
Triangle shaped piece of ice
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bread
Three loaves of bread fresh out the ovenCrumbshot
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
These are from a big-ass bunch of flowers we got about a month ago
Some flowers in a small vase
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Worldle editors really said, “Tiocfaidh ár lá,” this morning
Worldle puzzle with map of Ireland with Ulster grayed out. Usually, the puzzle just has the outline of a nations’s borders, even when it is a country that is on the same island as another country
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bluebs I did it again
Blueberry muffins straight out the oven
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
In a world where you have planned your breakfast . . .
Plums in the icebox
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
heirloom tomato in the slop
Bowl of savory oatmeal with a slice of an orange heirloom tomato and a fried egg on top
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[Steve Miller voice] I made a tomato frittata
Tomato frittata fresh out the oven
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Update:
Zucchini frying in a pan
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You’ve got no idea what kinda shit’s about to go down
A bowl of beer batter and a cast iron pan with shortening in it
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FRIGHTzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They got Winnie the fuckin’ Pooh back there cooking the wings?
Greasy takeout box that has “Hot Honny” written on it
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