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High Priestess, Low Patience

@cheriepriest.com
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Antifascist middle-aged mall goth, making the most of her plantwitch era. Book rep: Stacia Decker at DCL; film rep: Tara Timinsky, Grandview LA. Contact - Cherie.priest@gmail.com

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 17m
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 50m
to where? I thought nobody wanted him, lol
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Leanna Renee Hieber @leannareneehieber.bsky.social · 1h
It's the 1 YEAR HAUNTIVERSARY of AMERICA'S MOST GOTHIC! Happy birthday, dear book! Open your Halloween hearts & let us in! A deeply heartfelt book uncovering real history, wild spectral accounts & how it all intersects with Gothic literature! A Bram Stoker Award Nominee! Please share! #BookSky
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 2h
He’s a shy little fellow and always has been - but he likes Lucy, and the feeling is mutual ❤️
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 2h
when businesses solicit reviews from professional writers, maybe they should receive a rate card and an invitation to compensate you for your time via Venmo, Zelle, or PayPal
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 2h
Wait for her smile at the end of the video in the next post 😉
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 2h
The Morning Monty basks.
Fluffy gray tabby on an oval cat perch beside a sunny window; he’s looking up and back, so mostly you see the underside of his chin and his marvelous whisker array - all bathed in light.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 2h
bonus: Bodie (who she’s known since he was a tiny puppy)
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 2h
goooood morning it is cool and bright and we made our rounds, visiting yoga ladies, catching a thumbs-up from the grannies, and caught up with neighbor buddy “Bodie” for the first time in awhile so yes, of course: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a cheesy smile, standing on a sidewalk in the sun.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 5h
💕
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 14h
anyway good night
Fluffy gray tabby asleep under the legs of a man stretched out on a couch, reading on a tablet.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 16h
Good morning ☀️
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 16h
❤️
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 16h
Thanks! But full disclosure: I color the rest of it. I have the silver streaks at the front, but the rest is just kind of thinly scattered. If it would all come in like this, I’d keep it in a heartbeat 🤘
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 21h
🤘
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 23h
tfw a windy day and a good hair day coincide
Selfie of a white woman with goldish reddish hair that has a broad silver streak sprouting from her hairline. The wind is being my friend today, so far as selfies go.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 23h
Nah, they’ve got proper closing/opening cat flaps - he knows how to get in and out if he wants to.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
someone asked if Monty killed that rug himself, and I think this video pretty much secures a guilty verdict in crocodile court
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
It’s a personal favorite, and I’ve been known to seek excuses to post it 😅
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
The Morning Monty is not impressed with the weather’s gray bluster.
Fluffy gray tabby lounging on a blanket that’s folded on the back of a couch; behind him is a honey-colored velvet drape that matches his big gold eyes. He is a judgey little man, but we love him anyway.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
goooood morning it is cool and windy as heck, but we made our rounds and shared our snacks, said hello to some neighbors, and generally had a pleasant perambulatory experience, so yes you know it: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a smile, standing on a walkway beside some fallen leaves.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
I believe you, and will restrain myself from checking out his TL 🫡👍
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
And apologies for my somewhat stoned knee-jerk reaction 👍
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
oh yes and he still enjoys wrestling with it, too
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
Whomst among us 😅
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
I read this like three times and have no idea what you want, lol
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TЯ☭mp: “They [Canada] are gonna come in and they’re gonna say, ‘Sir, we are sorry.” Canadians: 🖕🏽😏😂😂😂🖕🏽
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
this is tonic masculinity + semiotically clever as hell 👍
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
True, but as somebody who reads too fast and tokes too hard…I’ve been known to miss a fine point or two, here and there, lol
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
If I have been the dingus here, then I apologize most heartily to the commenter above, who was honestly too clever for me + a vape after a whole bunch of yard work.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
Maybe? I just had some weed and a meme, that’s all
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
sad but true
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
Good morning 😃
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
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Ba Dum Tss Drum Roll Joke
ALT: Ba Dum Tss Drum Roll Joke
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
that wayward fry rolled off the deck but Lucy didn’t see it/couldn’t find it/wouldn’t give up the search - so we did the rest of the fries on the floor like a couple of weirdos
Same fluffy dog, now with a deranged smile and a fixed stare as I dangle two fries in front of her face to get her attention. They’re not the fry she was looking for, but they’re the fries in her mouth right now - and therefore, the best fries ever:A little lick/slurp takes the last fry down the hatch.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
but we all have our off days
I tossed the French fry poorly and it bounced off her jaw, then fell to the floor. Her eyes are wild - and her ears are twisted mid-effort.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
attagirl
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
avast, ye haters
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes that are almost crossed - due to her focus on a long, golden French fry. The other day when we did this, the Fun Police showed up and chewed us out for sharing our fries; they are sad people, and we should pity their dogs.Same dog, mouth wide, fry on the verge of catastrophe.In goes the fry, and the dog’s snoot raises in triumph.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
I’d pay cash dollars American to see it 😅
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
see alt text, lol
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
The Morning Monty stakes his claim.
Fluffy gray tabby lounging squarely in a sunbeam atop a pink crocodile throw rug (I found it on end of season clearance at maybe Homegoods? Marshall’s? I don’t remember); ignore the towel on the floor - Lucy is an old lady now, and sometimes needs a potty break sooner than we realize. She’s a good girl tho, and always uses her pee pads/towels. It’s not a big deal, tbh.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
🫡👍
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
A word that don’t mean nothin!
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
They breed ‘em big around here, yes.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
goooood morning it is cool and sunny and we made our Monday rounds, visiting the yoga ladies, the bus stop waiters, and the preschool kids alike, so yes, as always: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a big smile, sitting on a white sidewalk beside some evergreen shrubs.Same dog, same scenario, except now her gaping maw snatches a bite of poptart out of the air, like a BOSS.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
Andy continues to deploy the winning strategy of “assume the majority of normal people basically want to be nice to each other and/or leave each other alone” and I love it
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
oof you’re not wrong
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
yeah I got one of those too, lol
Fluffy gray tripod tabby asleep upside down on a black and tan patterned rug.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
that’s a man with too much time on his hands, right there
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