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High Priestess, Low Patience

@cheriepriest.com
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Antifascist middle-aged mall goth, making the most of her plantwitch era. Book rep: Stacia Decker at DCL; film rep: Tara Timinsky, Grandview LA. Contact - Cherie.priest@gmail.com

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 5h
bonus:
Same fluffy gray tabby in the same spot - but now he’s got his paw stretched out to hold down his position, lest I attempt to rise.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 5h
The Morning Monty declares a moratorium on personal space.
Fluffy gray tabby crammed into the spot between my thigh and the arm of the couch, where he has made himself comfortable on my fluffy cream-colored robe.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 6h
goooood morning it is cool and cloudy and I forgot to take a pic as we made our rounds, so here’s one on the deck - my apologies, but hey, it’s #Caturday anyway and besides: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and her front legs spread as she lies like a sphinx on the back deck, looking very curious about the treat I’m holding.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 19h
I like her style 👍
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 02/10/2026
The Morning Monty despairs. Dramatically.
Fluffy gray tabby lounging on a gray cat perch beside a stair rail with horizontal black bars; he’s resting his chin on one of the bars, and looking deeply forlorn. In fact, he just hangs out this way all the time, rain or shine. But hey. I needed a post title.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 02/10/2026
goooood morning it is cool and cloudy and we were up a little early for no good reason (tbh), so we missed most of our usual visits - but the crow army kept us company and helped us get rid of our snacks, so yes, of course: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a big smile.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 02/10/2026
A plump orange cat hangs from a window, watching something with tremendous disdain. Meme reads: gurl, shit on his lawn
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 01/10/2026
I mean…
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 01/10/2026
The Morning Monty is annoyed that the sun can’t make up its mind today; he’s not even gonna get up for a merely temporary patch of warms.
Fluffy gray tabby looking vaguely forlorn as he lies on the arm of a couch that’s covered with cat-scratch fabric. For obvious reasons. His eyes are gold, his front right gimpy paw is extended forward, and he appears to be on the cusp of a tremendous sigh.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 01/10/2026
goooood morning it is cool and cloudy and we made our rounds with our crow entourage, sharing snacks and visiting bus stop friends, so yes - you know it: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a smile, sitting on a street corner with a yellow wall and a flower mural behind her.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 01/10/2026
via my stepmom in Texas: turbo-zoomies activate about halfway through the clip
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 30/09/2026
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 30/09/2026
The Morning Monty basks.
Fluffy gray tabby on an oval cat perch beside a sunny window; he’s looking up and back, so mostly you see the underside of his chin and his marvelous whisker array - all bathed in light.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 30/09/2026
bonus: Bodie (who she’s known since he was a tiny puppy)
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 30/09/2026
goooood morning it is cool and bright and we made our rounds, visiting yoga ladies, catching a thumbs-up from the grannies, and caught up with neighbor buddy “Bodie” for the first time in awhile so yes, of course: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a cheesy smile, standing on a sidewalk in the sun.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 30/09/2026
anyway good night
Fluffy gray tabby asleep under the legs of a man stretched out on a couch, reading on a tablet.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
tfw a windy day and a good hair day coincide
Selfie of a white woman with goldish reddish hair that has a broad silver streak sprouting from her hairline. The wind is being my friend today, so far as selfies go.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
The Morning Monty is not impressed with the weather’s gray bluster.
Fluffy gray tabby lounging on a blanket that’s folded on the back of a couch; behind him is a honey-colored velvet drape that matches his big gold eyes. He is a judgey little man, but we love him anyway.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
goooood morning it is cool and windy as heck, but we made our rounds and shared our snacks, said hello to some neighbors, and generally had a pleasant perambulatory experience, so yes you know it: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a smile, standing on a walkway beside some fallen leaves.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
oh yes and he still enjoys wrestling with it, too
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
that wayward fry rolled off the deck but Lucy didn’t see it/couldn’t find it/wouldn’t give up the search - so we did the rest of the fries on the floor like a couple of weirdos
Same fluffy dog, now with a deranged smile and a fixed stare as I dangle two fries in front of her face to get her attention. They’re not the fry she was looking for, but they’re the fries in her mouth right now - and therefore, the best fries ever:A little lick/slurp takes the last fry down the hatch.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
but we all have our off days
I tossed the French fry poorly and it bounced off her jaw, then fell to the floor. Her eyes are wild - and her ears are twisted mid-effort.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
attagirl
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
avast, ye haters
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes that are almost crossed - due to her focus on a long, golden French fry. The other day when we did this, the Fun Police showed up and chewed us out for sharing our fries; they are sad people, and we should pity their dogs.Same dog, mouth wide, fry on the verge of catastrophe.In goes the fry, and the dog’s snoot raises in triumph.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
The Morning Monty stakes his claim.
Fluffy gray tabby lounging squarely in a sunbeam atop a pink crocodile throw rug (I found it on end of season clearance at maybe Homegoods? Marshall’s? I don’t remember); ignore the towel on the floor - Lucy is an old lady now, and sometimes needs a potty break sooner than we realize. She’s a good girl tho, and always uses her pee pads/towels. It’s not a big deal, tbh.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
goooood morning it is cool and sunny and we made our Monday rounds, visiting the yoga ladies, the bus stop waiters, and the preschool kids alike, so yes, as always: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a big smile, sitting on a white sidewalk beside some evergreen shrubs.Same dog, same scenario, except now her gaping maw snatches a bite of poptart out of the air, like a BOSS.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
yeah I got one of those too, lol
Fluffy gray tripod tabby asleep upside down on a black and tan patterned rug.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 27/09/2026
Yeah, my crow army has evolved as several generations have fledged in my backyard; they’re very comfortable with me. These are city birds. I figure a few hippie fruit loops from Trader Joe’s won’t hurt them (or Lucy, when I run out of poptart crusts).
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 27/09/2026
The Morning Monty takes his sunny windows while he can get them.
Fluffy gray tabby lounging on the back of a couch with the blinds brought down a bit - so he can toast himself, but I’m not blinded as I try to watch tv.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 27/09/2026
Bonus crow stalker…
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 27/09/2026
goooood morning it is cool and partly sunny/cloudy out there, so we made our rounds, visited some crows and some neighbors, and shared our snacks - so yes of course: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a smile, beside a patch of California poppies that are still blooming for some reason.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 26/09/2026
The Morning Monty picks a spot to toast himself.
Fluffy gray tabby lounging in a sunbeam atop a pink crocodile throw rug. His eyes are huge and gold, and his ear tufts are on point.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 26/09/2026
He was the best of all possible boys - big and protective, but never aggressive or snappy; always the gentlest with kids and small animals. Never met a stranger, but yes: a stubborn homebody 😅
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 26/09/2026
He loves it!
Fluffy gray tabby, possessively occupying a patchwork quilt.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 26/09/2026
Bonus:
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 26/09/2026
goooood morning it is brisk and bright and we made our usual rounds, visiting friends and sharing snacks with crows; we ran out toward the end, but they followed us home and I hooked them up, so yes, Everybody (including Lucy!) Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes; she is smiling on some grass that’s scattered with fall leaves.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
rainy day boredom: cat edition
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
upshot to running errands in the rain:
A small black and tan dachshund wearing a yellow duckie raincoat. It’s just unreasonably cute, that’s all.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
The Morning Monty doesn’t need a sunbeam to look like a supermodel.
Fluffy gray tabby sitting upright on the back of the couch beside a window. He is unreasonably handsome.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
Bonus: (in the middle is a kid-friend she first met when said kid was about 5 years old; now the girl introduces Lucy to her little brother - who she was walking to kindergarten ❤️)
Fluffy black and tan husky mix greeting a girl in leggings and a sweater, and meeting a little boy in a blue shirt and a checkered backpack.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
goooood morning it is cool and overcast and damp, but we caught a break in the rain and made our rounds, greeting crows and collecting butt-scratches from kids, so yes, you know it: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a smile.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
no fr look at this goddess
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 24/09/2026
…an amazing therapy dog; she’s brilliant, and always knows when someone doesn’t feel well (we call her “nurse Lucy” when we’re sick). She’s had a pretty good life now, but her first few years were really tough - for her, then for us. But patience and love won out in the end ❤️
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix smiling and squinting her eyes shut as she walks along a sidewalk (her eyes are quite photosensitive).
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 24/09/2026
hanging out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 24/09/2026
If the Morning Monty can’t have a sunbeam, at least he can have auntie @kambriel.com’s quilt - which we don’t let him drag outside into the catios, so. A rather nice silver lining, tbh.
Fluffy gray tabby perched atop a quilt with lots of purple and black and patterns. He looks up at the camera with big eyes that say, “you’re not here to move me, are you?”
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 24/09/2026
goooood morning it is cool and cloudy and that’s perfect weather for this little lady, so we made our rounds, shared snacks with crows, and collected cuddles from a neighbor or two - so yes, of course: Lucy Loved That Walk
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes, a big smile, and both ears a’popping.Same dog, mouth open wide, snoot to the sky, as she snatches a bite of poptart out of the sky.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 23/09/2026
Bonus sleepy monorail:
Same sleeping cat on the back of the couch, this time from the front, rather than the side. He’s very comfy, yes.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 23/09/2026
The Morning Monty is a long, soft boy.
Fluffy gray tabby asleep atop a dark burgundy blanket thats folded on the back of a couch. He is snoozing comfortably, stretched out to his full length - with his lone rear leg reaching behind him.
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