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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith)

@chemistx2.bsky.social
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Science teacher, knitter, trivia lover She/Her/They, Ms/Mx

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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@tomtomorrow.bsky.social Just had to say (NO SPOILERS) that your last panel on Monday's strip gave me a huge laugh out loud. Sparky's List survivor says "Thank you!"
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just can't resist showing them off!
Pale green, blue and white in a three-color houndstooth patternRed, green and white in a log cabin pattern.Blue and white in a 7/3 log cabin pattern on top, and below is a light green/dark green houndstooth.
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just got a little Chinese knock-off of a basic Cricut loom. I'm having so much fun playing with color and patterns! Just cranking out experimental dinner napkins right now that will probably become holiday gifts.
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LOL Do NOT buy a loom. Those things are addictive!
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On those days I get out my beads and make a new watchband for my Apple watch. The end pieces are remarkably inexpensive.
A three-stranded apple watch band with howlite (white), jasper (red) and moss agate (green) beads. I wear it for Christmas and Mexican holidays. FYI 6 mm stone beads, 2 mm spacers
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/theo...
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She actually posted a pic yesterday saying something like "Oops, I made a Horse Gimp"
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Entirety? Integrity? Get those marbles out of your mouth, dummy!
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spoken like a true privileged white man who would never let his son sign up. And if the son DID sign up, he'd pull strings to keep him stateside.
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gee, all I get is the woman who murdered her kids. I've never known what Google knows about me. Blessed are the Susan Smith's for they shall always remain anonymous.
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been there twice, done with that.
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oops AFK
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pluto and Charon are a dwarf double-planet system, which is MUCH cooler than just being a planet with a moon.
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How can anyone look at her and assume the whites are the superior race? Such gorgeous skin!
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Our washer/dry have been in each configuration. MY problem is the TAPS for the washer are backwards. If I don't point this out during installation, I end up with a HOT WATER final rinse.
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why does this idiot insist on talking right next to a helicopter/leaf blower/lawnmower?
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was asked about by a pro-life student why he should support me…
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I titled a science class worksheet as "Shifting the Balance," using a fancy cursive font with nice tall Fs. The photocopy machine then cut off the top of the F. So I handed out a worksheet called Shitting the Balance" to 300 14-yr olds and it wasn't until 6th period that someone pointed it out.
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hooray! I know for a fact that some of those challenges we only completed with a lucky shot. I'd hate to have to do them again!
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OMG how many hours (and gourds) have you lost?
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can vividly see you starting with the dumbass who approved the recent converse ad!
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wouldn't that be classified as gender affirming care?
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Future Nurse's Club from the university down the street used to "trick or treat" with a wheeled bin and collect canned food. They carried a boom box and performed YMCA about every four houses.
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Lucy Kemnitzer @lucykemnitzer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I like seeing teenagers at the door! It means for one thing they aren't doing some ill thought out thing down at the levee instead. We even get college students sometimes.
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I used to buy a teabag that was almond flavored black tea and it was amazing. Never thought to replicate that with almond extract! I buy almond extract by the PINT, I use it almost exclusively when vanilla is called for. Sometimes in addition to the vanilla.
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
<Howard Walowitz voice> It's a DICKIE.
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe it's a tree dweller?
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
First thought: how long until some asshole endangers these by trapping them as pets Second thought: when he does, can I have one?
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I rather try to win a point ( or even survive a serve) from Serena Williams.
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It didn't take me long with the original Atari Pong to figure out how to make the "ball" go straight across every serve. I think I was 12 or 13. Pattern recognition has always been a thing with me.
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Gary Gifford @garygifford.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Share far and wide.
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sea Salted Caramel Obsession
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My favorite Batman is the one in the Harley Quinn animated series. Both he and Superman are portrayed as lost, broken boys and it's just SO funny to me.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sorry? Not sorry. If you're upset and trying to prevent history from being taught to hide the truth, then fuck your feelings. You learned nothing and are the exact same assholes as your ancestors.
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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Will you eventually train them with goldfish (or other bait fish) in a wading pool?
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was telling my students about that just last year. AND predicted that a new "add a digit" sign crisis was just around the corner.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Because all good boyfriends smell like clean fabric and mint!
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All your other niblings get $20 in their birthday card, why not Jessi, the BEST honorary nibling?
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sebastopol is having trouble with it's Gravenstein crop due to climate change. Where should new orchards be planted? Oregon? Washington?
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I retired from teaching in June, and this fall is my first time being a poll worker. Can't wait!
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Aw, hell. Rats.
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why give up Prof L?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mark West Creek
I grew up wading, playing and catching crawdads in Mark West Creek. Lovely creek surrounded by oak and redwoods.
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Tess is Surviving the Horrors @mothmother.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Aggretsuko: Hello Kitty meets The Office
An image from the Netflix series Aggretsuko. Retsuko is shown at her desk in the accounting department in full Death Metal mode.
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Goodness I cannot wait to see the final video product. You will share, won't you?
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Susan Smith (not THAT Susan Smith) @chemistx2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I mean, come on, that's the closest he's come to seeing his own belt buckle (while wearing it) in years!
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