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Daemonic Space Program

@chelspacepro.bsky.social
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Daemon-led, hellfire-propelled, super-dreadful space exploration // opinions are my own

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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Beautiful way to end my 12 hour workday: hearing that my union protections just got stripped via executive order
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Our nations premier weather satellite service right here folks
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Over 75% of my office has quit or retired in the past year and a half lol
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I should get into neofolk
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Took one of my cats in to the vet today and all the vet techs kept calling me dad and I'm not sure how I feel about that
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Specter177🐊 @specter177.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My rocket engineer told me the ocean keep eating his rockets so I asked how many rockets he has and he said he just goes to the Starbase and gets a new rocket afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding rockets to the ocean and then his CEO started crying.
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who's ready to clock-in at the Gooner Operations Center
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my coworkers caught me longingly watching the birds jump and fly around The Facility
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Slow day at The Facility, spouting off technical knowledge to my trainee while painting some Sylvaneth
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ً @zan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
managers be like "you still coming in today"
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An easy way to stand out as a candidate for a position is to bring a loaded handgun to your interview
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Might have to get some prescription glasses for the first time in my life because apparently being surrounded by 15-20 computer monitors for 12 hours straight in a semi-dark room isn't good for your eyes lol
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm a Circle of Primates druid
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gonna just start posting crazy shit I see on LinkedIn. Ad for targeting intelligence capabilities?
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How To Stop Being Bitter in 9 Easy Steps!
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gigi @centerfold.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
its the perfect weather to be cagey and off-putting
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eating pierogis and doing some bullshit up in space. Nobody can do it like I do it
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's awesome that Marco Rubio constantly looks like his skin is struggling to stay attached to his body
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can't believe Zach Cregger did it. He made a good Resident Evil film
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got home from a tattoo session and apparently one of my cats caught a mouse
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Had a dream last night where I looked in the mirror and saw that I had a beard made of bright green feathers. The birds have infiltrated the very deep recesses of my psyche...
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No Bull Shit Alien News
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A fate worse than death etc etc
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hell yeah
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Got an ad for Zionism on LinkedIn today lol
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Had a dream last night that I was getting chased by zombie dogs and I guess I'm not really surprised now as to why I've been sleeping so bad lately lol
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Zé Burnay @zeburnay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New riso! 4 colors, signed and numbered. Edition of 60. The latest print ( the fifth) in a series of riso prints to help fund my next book. World shop: zeburnay.bigcartel.com USA Shop: zeburnayusa.bigcartel.com
Blue Heron art print
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Doing schoolwork on Earth's atmosphere and asked my coworker with a PhD in atmospheric science to look over my work finding barometric pressure at different altitudes lol
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I passed the Brandon test
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Kill the Shareholder in your head
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🚨❗THE PLASMOIDS ARE COMING ❗🚨
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm training my eyes to perceive ultraviolet light
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Working for the government is so cool 👍
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glow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Aliens fell off
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is the type of shit we get up to on Saturdays
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Offering my hand to help him ponder life's mysteries
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I got an ad for this on Rate Your Music. No caption either
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glow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ra please cleanse the world with your flames
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A fairy ring has appeared in my backyard and I'm just gonna go ahead and assume these two things are connected somehow
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I don't trust people who hate taking naps
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A wonderful part of being the youngest guy at my work is the oldheads making me watch old film clips at full volume from their phone
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Awful day at work but was lucky enough to find this Luna moth in its final moments on my way out
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Taking a subservient role in the evil matriarchal elven society
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Europeans can never get into a gun battle at Idaho In-N-Out restaurant
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What's up Bluesky
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I would love to explore the "Eighteen Wonders" of Yunnan province
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Impossible to find a new job in a supposedly booming industry, inflation is through the roof, housing market is dismal, America is so back baby
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Got rejected for another job and I guess it's a thing now that companies just straight up won't let you know you didn't get chosen? Went through two interviews with this company that both went well just to get ghosted by them
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Watched Interstellar for the first time ever last night. And I've got to say, my life is just like a movie fr
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