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Daemonic Space Program

@chelspacepro.bsky.social
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Daemon-led, hellfire-propelled, super-dreadful space exploration // opinions are my own

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🎨 @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social
in an age of cruelty kindness is freedom
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It doesn't help they're less common nowadays, the one I had was a 2010 Corolla
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I have no idea what this means to be 100% honest
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I taught myself how to drive stick when I was 19, it's really not hard and is a good skill to have it just mostly takes a lot of practice
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My work is so awesome that they found a way to basically make me a supervisor without actually promoting me or giving me a pay raise lol
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Spooky rail enthusiast wife Daria @dariaphoebe.com · 13/10/2026
Since @dylancgiles.bsky.social was asking about it, I bothered to figure out where the badass “Death rides the highways but you are safe in the trolley car” slogan ran: Wilmington, DE. The car in the photo is a 1928 JG Brill “Master Unit” for Wilmington City Railway
Interior of a streetcar with a Death rides the highways but you are safe in the trolley car” sign on the roof.Outside of Wilmington 416 running signed for the Penn Station route
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They've opened another Family Dollar down the road where the hardware store used to be
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I woke up this morning with an intense need to listen to Agriculture
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I liked this book but it definitely wasn't a masterpiece and I also didn't think of it as "dark souls novel" when I picked it up/read it. I did, however, listen to tons of Deathspell Omega while I was reading it
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Trump: I don't do this with men very often. I started examining his body. I looked at his ass and I looked at the whole— look at his hands.
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just applied to NASA again maybe I'll get through this time...
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Becoming an anti-vaxxer after they made my cat feel bad for a day
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Breaking: The Darkness Returns theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-…
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Thick Black Haze Extends Tendrils Across Nation, Draws All Into Tightening Grasp
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This feels so weird
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm glad that Ive mostly kicked my anxious nail biting habit because I have some days where my jaw just feels locked up without biting at all
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't worry I bring a hefty bag of pu with me every day to cope
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm gonna guess that Snuggies are no longer $19.95 + S&H
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Moreso indirectly, toxic leadership with grand ideas of "reorganization" became way more empowered to carry out their plans in the new political climate. It also doesn't help that we had our union representation rights taken away from us via a presidential executive order for "national security"
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Beautiful way to end my 12 hour workday: hearing that my union protections just got stripped via executive order
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's not great!
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Our nations premier weather satellite service right here folks
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tonight is the first night where we don't have a night shift coming to relieve us, we're just getting up and leaving our satellites unmanned overnight. These are satellites that give us weather forecasts by the way!
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Over 75% of my office has quit or retired in the past year and a half lol
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I should get into neofolk
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My football brother was hype to send this to me very first thing this morning
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Took one of my cats in to the vet today and all the vet techs kept calling me dad and I'm not sure how I feel about that
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I imagine that monoculture music is just walgreenscore
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've had moments where I'm telling stories like this from my life and I realize that none of the people I'm telling really get the white trash experience
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Specter177🐊 @specter177.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My rocket engineer told me the ocean keep eating his rockets so I asked how many rockets he has and he said he just goes to the Starbase and gets a new rocket afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding rockets to the ocean and then his CEO started crying.
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who's ready to clock-in at the Gooner Operations Center
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my coworkers caught me longingly watching the birds jump and fly around The Facility
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ill trade you 1 northern hemisphere autumn for 1 southern hemisphere spring
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Recently traded my tzeentch army for a sylvaneth one, looking forward to painting my big treedudes
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Slow day at The Facility, spouting off technical knowledge to my trainee while painting some Sylvaneth
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ً @zan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
managers be like "you still coming in today"
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An easy way to stand out as a candidate for a position is to bring a loaded handgun to your interview
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Might have to get some prescription glasses for the first time in my life because apparently being surrounded by 15-20 computer monitors for 12 hours straight in a semi-dark room isn't good for your eyes lol
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Transforming into an orangutan gives me a bonus to casting. Gorilla gives extra stamina and HP
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm a Circle of Primates druid
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gonna just start posting crazy shit I see on LinkedIn. Ad for targeting intelligence capabilities?
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How To Stop Being Bitter in 9 Easy Steps!
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gigi @centerfold.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
its the perfect weather to be cagey and off-putting
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eating pierogis and doing some bullshit up in space. Nobody can do it like I do it
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I really enjoyed the gingersnap black, maybe even moreso than the lapsangs which kinda of surprised me as a smoke enjoyer
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's awesome that Marco Rubio constantly looks like his skin is struggling to stay attached to his body
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've been saying "Aw man, my fuckin Jays!" All day
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can't believe Zach Cregger did it. He made a good Resident Evil film
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Daemonic Space Program @chelspacepro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got home from a tattoo session and apparently one of my cats caught a mouse
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