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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 7h

That tells me that your chosen pose is S tier. No lazy basic shit lmao

Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 7h

"I wanted to joke that you should take one for the team, but next season you'll be taking the entire team so it evens out!"

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 8h

At my funeral, I want my friends & enemies to do a jojo pose one by one in front of my coffin.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15h

Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”

phoenixnewtimes.com

Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs

Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 10h

You can't stop a landslide but you can get out of its way. You have the skills to manage this. It isn't all or nothing. Whatever positive you can do now will set up future you to continue the hard work of getting better. You got this! <3

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 10h

I'm thinking 3 games from now we start seeing the line consistently play at a higher level with solid glimpses the next 2. My hope is that this pushes everyone. They can't rely on Lane anymore or say that itll be fine once Cam is healthy. Its on them.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 13h

Still optimistic. The Eagles have a lot of young players that need the reps & an opportunity to step up. This adversity could result in someone breaking out that we'd never expect. Howie is prepping for the new tv deal. So if we ARE mid it won't be for long.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 13h

Idk, maybe thats the play. What good is an oracle that can't accurately read the threads of fate?

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 13h

Ill miss Cam but this means our memories of him will mostly be of him during the sb run.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 13h

Howie is going to set a trend of trading for picks 2 years out since they are severely undervalued by GMs with no job security. He's going full Madden Franchise mode. In 3-5 years there will be nonstop talk about how the Birds are in another SB because of it.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 13h

If a person doesn't understand 4chan & its impact on our culture, I don't think they should have any say in laws related to the internet or tech. A person knowing too much about 4chan is a red flag though. Couldn't pay me to vote for them.

youtu.be

the entire history of 4chan, i guess

YouTube video by fern

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Legit, calling my pets stupid makes me feel like a bad person. I can't do it. It makes me distrust people who do.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My disdain for people calling their pets stupid makes reddit unusable. Little guy is locked in a house all day. Nothing to do. So they entertain themselves however they can. Thats having an imagination god damn it!

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mainers make your average hoagie mouth from delco look intellectual.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Every show has an episode where one of the main characters is tempted to cheat on their spouse but doesn't. Really thought I'd have a husband that I wanted to cheat on by now so that those episodes would hit harder.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Love this song because part of the refrain is her being like, "sorry I blew you off, I was getting dicked down." Makes me smile every time.

youtu.be

Charli XCX - Boys [Official Video]

YouTube video by Charli xcx

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Republicans talk a big game about lethality & unleashing hell but I'm convinced that democrats are better at killing than republicans. If a repub is in charge of killing you, they'll unleash their inner theater kid & start their rehearsed monologue. The dem would pull the trigger then go to lunch.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The world suddenly feels foreign. ;_;

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

On cartoon network, a rando character would lift up their pant legs to reveal 2 knee caps with faces like this. They'd speak in riddles & finish each other's sentences. No one would mention it ever again after that scene.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Brb wearing new yoga pants today, need to look in the mirror & describe myself as "snatched up."

A collapsing building with the words my body on it being held up by steel beams with the words yoga pants over them

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Crossing my fingers that tomorrow you post something triggering. Like, feta cheese & tzatziki. Philly sports needs the heat off of them for an afternoon.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

*some of those that work register Are the same that drop deuces There will be walkie talkie sounds in the background to convey a manager is looking for the shitter.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Weird Al covering Rage Against the Machine with a song about taking a shit at work.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Look at how close those legs are together. She's going to listen to Evanescence.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

No! Its robot apocalypse & then ocean apocalypse! Amoc time motherfuckers

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hear me out, reverso style. Voyager is about a crew desperate to give their ex borg crew member back to the borg. Then once they do, they replace her with a cosmic manic pixie dream girl that Neelix falls in love with who abandons them to live in a wasteland.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Do people in Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, or any of the other nations we terrorize know that the people killing their loved ones will end up sleeping on a sidewalk, begging for change?

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Men in metal bands are going to spend a fortune collecting these in 30 years.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

AI arranged marriages brought to you by Flock, Meta, & the federal government: "We've been watching you since conception. We know your type."

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Monday's after an L make me so grateful to be remote.

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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes

A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Cut to an old man opening a book for some children around a fire. "You've all heard the story of Blink 182, but what about the 181 Blinks that came before them?"

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Viewed my finisher as being snow themed. Chelly breeze ya know? I automatically turn the field into a window snow game.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We were nothing but a fashion for her to put on & take off. She doesn't bleed green.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Refusing to play until fem fighter pack comes out. Tara Reid. Butch lesbian cheering for Jalen gif. What the hell are we doing gif. Christina Koch.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Femboy Usian Bussy; modern fascism in the Americas.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Leftist that starts using the term BUSian when talking about the fascist projects of Brazil & the US.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Andy Reid's clock management issues cost us several games & a superbowl. He has to be so grateful that everyone in Philly wasn't perpetually online back then.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We start every season 2-2. We've been here before countless times. Freak out over the injuries but talking like we're cooked is silly af.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Another week of having no cushioning for life.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Better we gave up that TD there if it had to happen. Gives Jalen more time on the clock.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I've seen Mailata w/ a rugby ball. Get it done.

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Chelly Green @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think that contributed to it but its been there before that.

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