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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 5h

We're living in the golden age of crossovers.

Eagles marketing email for Hello Kitty x anti social social club x Birds swag
It shows a hoodie with a hello kitty in an eagles uniform

the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Never noticed the "apply at bedtime." On the back of my deoderant. I wonder if someone's read this & been like, "oh, I only put it on during bedtime & its good for the next day."

Directions on the back of womens deoderant. Apply to under arms only. Apply at bedtime

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Watching the Flyers makes me want to down this Gritty sauce from 2019.

An unopened squeeze bottle of gritty sauce. It has the flyers mascot on it. Its made by dietz & Watson. It was once a vibrant orange but its now turning dark. Like my thoughts while trying to watch the flyers.

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

My bunny will dash 6 feet then stop at my feet while extending his body & offering his head to me. If I don't pay the toll & stroke his head, he'll turn into a moody teenager. Rabbits are vegetarian cats.

A black english lop bunny named Zelensky cuddling atop my bosom & wrapped in a blankie

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Gluing a few of these to my face & telling people that I'm an idiom.

A pack of haribo fried egg gummies. There's a bear with a bow around his neck, holding a pitchfork.

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Get railed & nailed this fall with the Mariners!

A screenshot of minor league hockey games for the maine mainers. They play the raiders & nailers the first few games of the season

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Brb wearing new yoga pants today, need to look in the mirror & describe myself as "snatched up."

A collapsing building with the words my body on it being held up by steel beams with the words yoga pants over them

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The local news after a data center gets built in your town.

An unchecked egg in a pot of cooked pasta. The water is being poured into a white cup with a tea bag.

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Look at thus picture of Chipper Jones & say that.

Chipper Jones squinting into the camera with the smile of a used car salesmen that unloaded a minivan held together with duct tape to a family with new born triplets.

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm convinced she'd be a Phanatic girly. I tried doing the fluffy one but the pic is too zoomed in. ;_;

Elizabeth holmes with a philly phanatic bandana on

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Elizabeth Holmes full frontal & never breaking eye contact while Nathan Fielder lays on her bed like this

Nathan fielder laying on a bed while looking intently at someone who is out of frame

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A dinosaur remake of The Crow so they could reuse the line, "It can't rain all the time."

The thumbnail for a youtube video where a dinosaur with feathered arms looks up at the rain as its coming down & she stands on the edge of a body if water. Text on the image says "2 million years of rain" its a video by mr.science.

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I bet you got 2 of these & are eyeing up a damascus one if it ever goes on sale.

A drill with a peanut butter mixer on the end & a jar of peanut butter.

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hes always had that vibe. This picture inspired the post.

Pope Leo at a party before he became Pope. He is wearinf a silly hat.

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Consider this selfie a preemptive attack on your timeline.

A terrible selfie of the user. Shes wearinf yellow glasses & a floral button up. Her lips are pouty like she's contracted the millennial ducklips disease that ravaged photography during her youth.

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Philadelphia Eagles legends Ty & Koy Detmer. Lucky guy married a former waitress at Chickies and Petes.

r/BoyDinnerDiaries 2h ago .
Join
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Just found out my wife got tag teamed by the Detmer brothers (Ty and Koy) back in '98.
With a photo of Thai food.

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I describe the experience of being a child of severe neglect & abuse as though I was born in a prison with unlocked cells. Growth isn't limited to leaving it completely. Its exploring. Leaving my cell. Then my cell block. I haven't made it out yet. This picture from yesterday hit different today.

Looking out the front door of fort gorges. Its a giant door with double metal grates. You can see casco bay outside of it

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Targeted marketing is getting really good damn lmao

An ad for hello kitty bobble heads with her wearing nfl gear. Like the Philadelphia Eagles & Buffalo Bills.

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

It all started the day my grandfather died...

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

3rd name you see is the person that kills you.

A wall with hundreds of words & names carved in it

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Ever see clothing designed for something you don't do & fall in love? I love everything about this. This speaks to my soul. Tempted to buy it to wear around the house XD

A womens cycling outfit. Its green leopard print with neon pink yellow & orange stripes on the srms

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

7 days until football. Old heads posting Jaws. Kids posting Vick. Let's not forget Jeff Garcia. Who beat the Giants 36-22 w/ a bloody hand. Helped us win the division. McNabb's injury had us low but man brought us back to life.

Jeff Garcia in a white #7 eagles jersey yelling. He had a bloody hand.

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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I see people wearing them all the time & some are super cute. Its the first time I've ever been tempted.

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