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Marko Rummelsburg @markorummelsburg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Another possibly earth-directed filament eruption occurred on the southern hemisphere of the Sun. (SDO AIA 304, SDO AIA 171/193/211 tricolor base difference, GOES X-ray flux long, e-Callisto radiogram)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Breaking: The Darkness Returns theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-…
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Thick Black Haze Extends Tendrils Across Nation, Draws All Into Tightening Grasp
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Dr Tamitha Skov @tamithaskov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A partially Earth-directed solar storm comes! We may get a glancing blow late October 1. Using NASA's model solution I ran my flux rope 3D Visualizer to see how much of a side swipe the storm could give us. Check out the flux rope 3D animation shorturl.at/WzKwk (takes a minute to load)
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Aqua King | ΦΒΣ ♒️ @louieluxinmotion.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
This is just a reminder that apple cider is the superior fall flavor.
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NARDVILLAIN @nardvillain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do you play Fortnite? If so, do you play Fortnite like this? Dag Dag! 🛻 🔫
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Remember when a guy had a lucrative & low effort Forever Job on Bob’s Burgers & then he was still so dissatisfied with how poorly he felt America was working for him that he attended the insurrection?
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Former 'Bob's Burgers' actor sentenced to 1 year in prison for role in Capitol riot
Jay Johnston expressed regret that he “made it more difficult for the police to do their job" on Jan. 6.
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Chefy Stephie Squeezeplay @chefystephie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
he's lowballing us
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/09/2026
*surveying everything*
Dana Scully looking severe subtitled

THIS IS UNCOOL.
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Chefy Stephie Squeezeplay @chefystephie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ope. Failed.
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Chefy Stephie Squeezeplay @chefystephie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton is perhaps to best American that has ever been, alongside Mr Rogers. I’m really grateful for all I learned from them.
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TashasEv(ered head) @tashasev.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hey also did you know that if you work for a place that does donation matching, you can double your donation? Search for Dollywood; here’s the entry for Benevity users: causes.benevity.org/causes/840-6...
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Dollywood Foundation | Benevity Causes
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 03/08/2026
Brookline. Lamarido Street. Caller said that they were threatened on Roblox.
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Dr Tamitha Skov @tamithaskov.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Yet another chance! Despite the most recent solar storm fizzle, 3 partially Earth directed solar storms launched in the last 24 hours and are on their way to Earth. All of these storms have a chance of at least grazing Earth, with impact starting likely mid to late day June 13. More analysis coming!
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Accented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Enter the Dragon (2001)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/05/2026
Pete Hegseth Shaking With Rage After Imagining Plus-Sized Astronaut
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Pete Hegseth Shaking With Rage After Imagining Plus-Sized Astronaut
WASHINGTON—Growing increasingly angry and pacing his office, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly shaking with rage Tuesday after imagining a plus-sized astronaut. “Ugh, it makes me fuckin...
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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Today's Daily Cartoon for @newyorker.com by Kevin Maher and me.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Apologies to the older folks we used to judge for eating dinner at 5 and being in bed by 9. You guys were really on to something.
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Chefy Stephie Squeezeplay @chefystephie.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Ope. It me too.
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NPR @npr.org · 21/04/2026
Taken together, these four features can create a trancelike state that can keep us stuck on social media apps or video games for hours. Children are particularly vulnerable. n.pr/4mH6i6s
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The surprising origin of 4 features that superglue kids — and adults — to screens
Taken together, these four features can create a trancelike state that can keep us stuck on social media apps or video games for hours. Children are particularly vulnerable.
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 03/04/2026
You'll never guess what happened...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/04/2026
Study: 97% Of All Sounds Infuriating theonion.com/study-97-of-all-sounds…
Study: 97% Of All Sounds Infuriating
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sbarky @sbarky.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
SLS, NASA's Moon rocket 🌙🚀
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Space Telescope Science Institute @stsci.edu · 26/03/2026
A cosmic first! 🚨 Hubble has spotted a comet that slowed and reversed its spin. Outgassing jets acted like thrusters, literally pushing it into a new rotation, shown here in this science visualization: news.stsci.edu/4c2u6hv
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/03/2026
Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit
Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit
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Dr Tamitha Skov @tamithaskov.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Here is the 3D solar storm model fit using GOES CCOR1. As you can tell, the fit at STEREO-A COR2 is better than at GOES, which shows how important multiple spacecraft data is for space weather forecasting! Full Animation: shorturl.at/858Yb Visualization(1 frame) : shorturl.at/yXM2o
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Chefy Stephie Squeezeplay @chefystephie.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
media.tenor.com
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ALT: a blue and red background with a blurred texture
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 02/03/2026
Seems the cops are being harassed by someone jamming their stations by playing random anti-semitic messages. They are moved their operation to private channels.
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/02/2026
Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
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Marko Rummelsburg @markorummelsburg.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Development of sunspot group 4366. A complex 'bad actor' that produces many strong to very strong flares, but so far only one very slow coronal mass ejection. It mainly fires blanks. The animation shows the sun's photospheric magnetic field (the 'surface' field), sunspots and flares.
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Chefy Stephie Squeezeplay @chefystephie.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
oh, no thank you :)
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Chefy Stephie Squeezeplay @chefystephie.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
www.twitch.tv/mynameisgonz...
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mynameisgonz - Occult Baby Challenge FINALE + Kit Giveaways!
Watch mynameisgonz's clip titled
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
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Chefy Stephie Squeezeplay @chefystephie.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
stop following me
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Marko Rummelsburg @markorummelsburg.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Coronal mass ejections galore!
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time." Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Number of SNAP recipients
Amazon	2,456
Walmart	2,318
Uber	1,799
DoorDash	1,462
Tempus Unlimited	1,425
Stop & Shop	989
Mass General Brigham	956
Dollar Tree	952
Albertsons Companies, Inc.	896
Bayada Home Health	887
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ʀᴏʙʏɴ @robynpowell.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Artist is TenderRebellions on IG
An image of two women hugging, one is dressed in trans colors.
The text reads "I want you protected, not remembered. I want you safe and sound."
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
coworker: hey are you going to the all-hands meeting? me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
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Chefy Stephie Squeezeplay @chefystephie.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Humanized Buttocks is my stage name, actually
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/11/2025
Farmers’ Almanac Ceases Publication theonion.com/farmers-almanac-ceases…
“And what of my rye?”

Lacie Krauss, Pinwheel Spinner
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/11/2025
Scientists Confirm Aurora Borealis Will Be Visible On Google Images Tonight theonion.com/scientists-confirm-aur…
Scientists Confirm Aurora Borealis Will Be Visible On Google Images Tonight
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NPR @npr.org · 12/11/2025
Strong geomagnetic storms brought colorful northern lights to the skies above many states on Tuesday night. Forecasters are expecting more on Wednesday. n.pr/43X3ASg
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The U.S. saw vivid northern lights as far south as Florida — and more could be coming
Strong geomagnetic storms brought colorful northern lights to the skies above many states on Tuesday night. Forecasters are expecting more on Wednesday.
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 11/11/2025
BABIES ARE BORN
WORSHIPPING
UNKNOWN GODS

— DWARF FORTRESS, BUG REPORT #13172
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Marko Rummelsburg @markorummelsburg.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Berlin, Germany 2025-11-12 0312 UTC - taken with iPhone 11 pro #aurora
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Chefy Stephie Squeezeplay @chefystephie.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
cheeky lil solar radiation storm as well
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info · 10/11/2025
Anytime John Fetterman is trending, it's never a good day.
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PM2.5 Kills ~9 Million People Each Year Worldwide @tkovach.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Screenshot of David Purdue ad, but now David Perdue is an iguana and the white text reads Iguana Totally Exonerated, No Wrongdoing
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