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my ass has a Michelin star, eat up

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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 4h
evil
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 7h
I COULD EASILY EAT 2 at a TIME WTF!!!!
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 7h
WHAT DO YOU MEAN A BAG OF HINT OF LIME CHIPS HAS 1,650 CALORIES???????? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 7h
I COULD EASILY EAT 2 at a TIME WTF!!!!
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 7h
WHAT DO YOU MEAN A BAG OF HINT OF LIME CHIPS HAS 1,650 CALORIES???????? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
the worst shows ever are Big Bang theory Big Bang theory, Big Bang theory, Big Bang theory, Big Bang theory, Big Bang theory, Big Bang theory, Big Bang theory, Big Bang theory theory, Big Bang theory, Velma, Big Bang theory, Big Bang theory, and Big Bang theory
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BREAKING: Woman falls on knife of PROMISING YOUNG MAN, WOMAN Dead, Knife OK!
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YES! His Harvard Law acceptance is fine too.
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OMG!!!!!!! Cark Muban!
Fake Mark Cuban account la putting in his followers following and posts 
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OMG!!!!!!! Cark Muban!
Fake Mark Cuban account la putting in his followers following and posts 
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BREAKING: Woman falls on knife of PROMISING YOUNG MAN, WOMAN Dead, Knife OK!
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big laughs from me in PRIMETIME when Chris Hansen is in the booth doing his voiceover for the segment and really giving it his all while no one in the room is impressed and his producer is like “we gotta go” “Let’s try one more”
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 01/10/2026
god made me attracted to men and that is why i no longer believe in god
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
need to see digger for myself because everything is so divided on it 
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
go jack yourself
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WHY DOES STUFF COST MONEY
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fair warning that this is about to become a deranged anti-yankee hate account and i cannot be held responsible for my words or actions
Sticker with Red Sox socks reading ANTI-FASCIST / ANTI-YANKEES
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
direct your hate at netanyahu, not jews. jews are completely seperate and the association between ALL jews and the genocide in gaza is antisemitic
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026
The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism.
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
freaky fucking pillow
An “All Positions PLUS” pillow
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this may be the first skeet
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
freaky fucking pillow
An “All Positions PLUS” pillow
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Government drones above my barn: How long will the radical left liberals cover this up? They keep calling it “the big dipper” but I know it’s just drones.
Drones.
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
guess im fired
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when you have to hand someone an item they left behind in the bathroom after you shit in there and they have to wait the whole poo and they can here you pooping and by the sink it was wet cuz someone else had been in there and got the thing all wet so you wash your hands then dry the item and dry
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
off the water from the item and hand it to the person, and they look at you as if you’ve killed their whole family cuz they probably think their item is just COVERED in your poo stuffs, so you have to awkwardly hand the item to the person and speed walk away to avoid explaining that you DIDN’T SHIT
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
on the item, and you’re mortified so you write a poasté about it
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alex @dhul-qarnayn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i'm a centrist - i believe in compromise, the rule of law, and hold our institutions sacrosanct. this is why i have chosen famed incrementalist and notoriously law-abiding and institution-loving John Brown as my online avatar.
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
on the item, and you’re mortified so you write a poasté about it
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
off the water from the item and hand it to the person, and they look at you as if you’ve killed their whole family cuz they probably think their item is just COVERED in your poo stuffs, so you have to awkwardly hand the item to the person and speed walk away to avoid explaining that you DIDN’T SHIT
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when you have to hand someone an item they left behind in the bathroom after you shit in there and they have to wait the whole poo and they can here you pooping and by the sink it was wet cuz someone else had been in there and got the thing all wet so you wash your hands then dry the item and dry
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tim meadows is the best
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if you want free coffee from DD you can put “JUST4U” into the app and get it!
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just maybe not now cause everything’s crashing
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if you want free coffee from DD you can put “JUST4U” into the app and get it!
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sleep is a social construct
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sleep is a social construct
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
now just reading this the song is in my head and it’s going to stay there all week. Thanks a lot?!!!!??
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
chicken of the stump
Some chicken of the woods 
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
chicken of the stump
Some chicken of the woods 
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is some high-level political commentary
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh my God, all of the fucking douches and losers have the money and power
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I WAS IN A STORE AND SOMEONE MUST HAVE SKIPPED PRIVATE IDAHO CUZ IT STARTED PLAYING THEN QUICKLY STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF????
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I WAS IN A STORE AND SOMEONE MUST HAVE SKIPPED PRIVATE IDAHO CUZ IT STARTED PLAYING THEN QUICKLY STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF????
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
omg i fucking hate this song
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media.” ——A real person
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a new nickname is due! vote for a new name for the chef tips account (trademark)
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
whozitwhatzit
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
shit is shitty
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