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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer

@chefesque.bsky.social
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Coastal media elite, and occasional fly tyer “Scromble oop de beasties”

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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That frilly one is where they keep their Roman torture smut. If there is a rail line next to the blobby one it’s probably a grain elevator. Have fun in Sioux Falls!
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like if a PT Cruiser wished it was a real boy.
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When people talk about rape culture this is exactly what they mean: Michaels and Herbstreit minimizing and dismissing the allegations of dozens of women.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In WWII the US military commissioned Coca Cola executives as senior officers to distribute soda to forward deployed troops in North Africa, Europe and the Pacific. The US military has always been in bed with business.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No Sumerian samosas? No Babylonian patties? No Assyrian empanadas? What did they eat with the beer they were so busy making?
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is a marriage license a permit?
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My new favorite poem.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The clothes were great and made in LA originally but the CEO was pure sleazeball.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don’t forget all those American Apparel ads that were just soft core porn.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Archaeology - absolutely History - yep Geology - inspect the rocks after digging but go for it Asian Studies - of course
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will let my cat have cigarettes when she turns 18 and can legally purchase them herself.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m glad you came around to spelling it “Meel”
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also Oreos are older than sliced bread. Oreos are also older than chocolate chip cookies.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You shouldn’t give a job to a sentient cup of iced coffee, no matter what it tells you in the interview
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are you suggesting the publishers of Page 6 gossip might be writing unfounded rumors as news?
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ben Stiller Says Of Course
ALT: Ben Stiller Says Of Course
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Lisa Needham @snipy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i fucking hate that we are currently ruled by the dumbest people
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s ok there are like 5M parts in one of those jets. So there is only like a 20% assembled plane in a PLA warehouse.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Iceland is amazing and I highly recommend going voluntarily. It’s crazy how scenic and spectacular it is.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It how bees brush the tiny hairs all over their bodies.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wanna know how he thinks they get wool from sheep.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it because of his role in Twin Peaks?
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Security was super limited and you could access gates without a ticket in many airports. So you could meet people when they landed at the gate rather than at baggage claim.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When I pronounce Publius with a “Th” sound it feels like I have a very strong lisp.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The giant speakers, dj deck and not even a coffee maker on that kitchen counter makes me think he’s a terrible neighbor at 3am (probably at all times tbh).
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don’t forget better tailors and shoes to protect your toes.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 19/09/2026
eliminate EV subsidies, ban cheap overseas EVs, ban EV component import, deport people bringing battery technology to the US, pay billions to kill clean energy projects, end fuel economy standards, and then do THIS is such an elaborate prank on the American people you almost have to respect it
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The bear wants a healthy snack.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Make sure you peel your fruit bats before eating them.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You’re gonna get a lot of bycatch.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Raise your hand if you don’t want to pet the new kitty!
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Using donations to give me a bigger house so I can host more elaborate sex parties will in the long term broadly save thousands of lives over the next millennium. Sure dude.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He went to Jared.
static.klipy.com
Vladimir Putin's Genuine Laugh
Alt: Vladimir Putin's evil Laugh
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
I know I am not the median voter. But when I watch Trump performances like the one we just endured in North Carolina, I can't escape the feeling that our problems go much deeper than "affordability" and we're whistling past the graveyard if we reduce our politics to that issue.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He needs more eyes but he’s 100% nailing the vibes
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My wife makes most of the hotel reservations and we don’t share a last name. It’s funny when the hotels just default me to Mr “Her Last Name” and then they realize I probably don’t have a Chinese last name.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t want to speculate but that’s gonna be an awkward conversation with the girlfriend
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lt, I’m leaning towards a full brain bleach followed by lobotomy.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Especially the kinds of things one learns these days.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No they should be shut in and prevented from ever accessing the internet again. For the greater good.
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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This guy is an energy pricing expert. Currently chief energy advisor at Gulf, long time contributor to various NPR shows. Incredibly distressing.
The next 24 hours will see staggering increases at the pump for both gasoline & diesel. Fuel margins have yet to catch up with previous wholesale hikes.
Watch for huge increases in Great Lakes and Rocky Mountain states in particular.
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Nerdic | buy my novel (fantasy/comedy) | #TDST ⚡ @nerdictranslator.com · 14/09/2026
Lol. Well of course the guy selling shovels doesn't want anyone to take a break from digging.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
'trump betrays everyone' has been a more reliable model to work from than 99 percent of punditry.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A few rubber bands to hold it down at the bottom of the sheet also helps make sure it’s readable.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Are there cows who are really into trains?
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Without having to dodge streetcars and pushcarts the country folk don’t develop those abilities.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nah, he’d be too big to be one of those little tiny people inside the teevee.
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Knickerbocker Bandwagoneer @chefesque.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rax how dare you not want to read the legally mandated FDA warning on a drug that prevents your eyelashes growing too long.
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