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BillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 19h
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Tom Fawkes @tomfawkes.com · 06/10/2026
And if you can’t get to the polls on Election Day, here’s a resource on mail-in voting and early voting in your state: www.vote.org/early-voting...
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Early Voting Calendar - Vote.org
When does early voting start and end in your state? Find out now.
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Tom Fawkes @tomfawkes.com · 06/10/2026
I don’t care what the polls are saying one way or another, just VOTE, OK? “But it’s a shoe-in. There’s no way ____ loses.” Not until those ballots are counted! Vote anyway.
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PMDShitpost @pmdshitpost.pmd.social · 06/10/2026
Kicked out of pokemon biology 101 for asking which ninetales tail to grab if I want to be charmander. I guess that knowledge is forbidden
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Moa @moa810.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🩵色相環チャレンジ、次はシアン! ライトブルー・青緑色のキャラクターのリクエストを下記フォームで受付中です。匿名仕様。複数送信OK。 💎The next color is… CYAN! Give me cyan characters via the form below. You can send multiple requests. 🔗 forms.gle/6r2jnrrH8Cqc...
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Moa @moa810.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
9月23日は陽鳥の誕生日。Happy Birthday, Hitori!🎉 #Hatoful
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BillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Raifort doodle request!
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BillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
IMPORTANT UPDATE: Made a site for my Sunny the Scarecrow comics! Nothing crazy, just a spot to easily access all the comics in order! Link is in my bio!!!!
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BillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Blizzaria!
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BillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do as I do!
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BillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Radish does some "Self-Reflecting"
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BillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy first day of October! It's pumpkin time! 🎃🍂
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BillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Best part of being a scarecrow is that itchy sweaters don't make you itchy!
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BillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hex
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次郎 @batten12.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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次郎 @batten12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Yo-kai Watch Bot @yokaiwatchbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unkaind (不怪) Rank S, Wicked Tribe, Water Attribute Origin: Yo-kai Watch 2 Soultimate: Unkaind Kiss A Wicked boss. She may be beautiful, but she enjoys nothing more than causing misery.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is awful. More outlets are doing things like this—not limiting reporters’ recordings to their intended purpose. I was contacted by one publication, years after an interview, telling me—not asking—that that recording was going to be used in a new, unrelated podcast the publication was doing.
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 02/10/2026
they named their company that because you'd rather work elsewhere am i right folks
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日暮里 @nippori.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
成長したカバとリンちゃん
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Lowcostcosplay @lowcostcosplay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AssAssin's Creed 🤔 #assassincreed #disc #cosplay N O D E L I C I O U S s.shopee.co.th/9V1tJOwAYE
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SPACELING 🌈👽🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @spaceling.art · 01/10/2026
being trans is so much more than some pronouns and whether or not you take hormones or undergo surgery if someone identifies as trans, then that's it. so what if they don't socially transition, or change their name literally you cannot decide what someone else gender is it's 2026 for fuck's sake
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Michael A. Zekas @michaelazekas.com · 27/09/2026
Say it louder for those in the back. This is especially important in entertainment where predators can abuse parasocial behavior and harass others behind closed doors and often end up getting away with it if someone protecting them choses to "make it all go away" for business.
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cornish person girl @gemma.transwrites.world · 28/09/2026
“By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak." - Umberto Eco’s List of the 14 Common Features of Fascism
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Saltydkdan @saltydkdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pls consider sending some money over to Tracey during this upsetting time ☹️
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 28/09/2026
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Rosie🌷 @lozyrosie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
popplio and vikavolt ko-fi request!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the average lifespan of outdoor cats is 3 to 5 years. indoor cats regularly live to 10, if not 20 years. imagine personally shaving off 3/4 of your cat's life because you're too stubborn and lazy to take proper care of an animal you're responsible for
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a text conversation
person 1: picture of pokemon rumble spheal
person 2: automated message "I'm driving with Do Not Disturb While Driving turned on. I'll see your message when I get where I'm going. (I'm not receiving notifications. If this is urgent, reply "urgent" to send a notification through with your original message.)
person 1: "urgent"
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 27,1944
P1- NANCY IS TALKING WITH THE OWNER OF A LOCAL CANDY SHOP
SHOP OWNER: NANCY, THANKS FOR RUNNING THAT ERRAND FOR ME- - HERE'S A BOX OF CANDY!
NANCY: OH, NO, THAT WAS A FAVOR
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SHOP OWNER:BUT I WANT YOU TO TAKE IT
NANCY: NOPE - - COULDN’T THINK OF IT
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SHOP OWNER: OKAY- - I HAVE AN IDEA- - 
I’LL SELL IT TO YOU FOR TWO CENTS 
NANCY:WHAT? - - TWO CENTS FOR A BOX OF CANDY ?
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NANCY: WELL - -  IF YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT- -
I’LL TAKE THREE BOXES
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
garden kiss
drawing of two women kissing in a garden filled with warm light, plants behind them
one is wearing a long yellow skirt and a white blouse, the other is wearing jean shorts, a red crop top
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 28,1943
NANCY IS STILL STAYING WITH THE SPUTTERS WHILE HER AUNT FRITZI IS OUT OF TOWN 
P1-MR. AND MRS. ARE SITTING ON THE COUCH WHILE NANCY IS PLAYING AND RUNNING ABOUT THE ROOM 
NANCY:YEOW! YIPPEE! H’RAY!
P2-MRS. SPUTTER: IT TAKES A LITTLE CHILD TO BRIGHTEN UP A HOME !
NANCY RUNS PAST :WHEE
P3-MR.SPUTTER READING HIS NEWSPAPER: HUH?
MRS. SPUTTER: I SAID- -  A CHILD
CERTAINLY BRIGHTENS UP A ROOM
AT THAT MOMENT NANCY TRIPPED ON THE LAMP CORD , PULLING IT OUT OF THE LIGHT
ELECTRICAL OUTLET
P4- THE ROOM FALLS INTO TOTAL DARKNESS 
MR. SPUTTER: HA! HA!
YOU SAID IT !
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Janiah @janiah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
improved background removal and use as farcille sticker
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought this Tiga ultrakaiju being named Gazort would be the funniest thing about it, until the subtitles repeatedly informed me that it was a fusion of lifeforms known as the Clitters.
Gazort, a Kaiju that looks like a bipedal stingray with sharp teeth. "the Clitters that lived in the ionosphere absorbed too many electromagnetic waves and merged to form Gazort"
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Lex [COMMISSIONS OPEN] @mutelunacy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
REAL pikmin yuri #REJECTFAKEHIMES #pikmin #pikmin4 #shepom
a sketch of pom and shepherd from pikmin 4 holding each other's arms and staring at one another while blushing. there is a heart between their heads.
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Victamine D @victamined.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reposting my favorite go play pikmin because pikmin 4 nintendo switch 2 edition part 2 #art #pikmin
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 26/09/2026
It is the duty of the extremely online to send this to your friends, relatives, or colleagues who own portable generators.
Three geese flying with carbon monoxide alarms on their backs. The geese are flying through an intense blizzard over the US. The geese are wearing wool hats with pom poms on top. They are not afraid. The text reads: Carbon monoxide safety geese brigade. Ever loud! Every lifesaving! Ever bird! Make sure your carbon monoxide alarms are working. Keep your portable generator outdoors and 20 feet away from your home!
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TBSkyen Shorts @shorts.tbskyen.com · 26/09/2026
Binacle gets better by adding more Binacle | #pokemon #tbshorts
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perfect alexander @patapatapatapom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love when pikmin fans post the most hideously ugly creature ever and be like "miyamoto completely butchered the perfect and flawless design of our lord and savior bloyster. someone needs to stop this man now" and the thing looks like this
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 27,1943
P1- MR.SPUTTER WILL NOT LET NANCY ENTER THE KITCHEN 
NANCY: WHY CAN’T I COME IN THE KITCHEN?
MR. SPUTTER:BECAUSEP I’M DEVELOPING NEGATIVES IN HERE!
P2-
NANCY:I WANNA WATCH YOU 
MR. SLUGGO: O.K. , BUT YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING- -IT'S DARK IN HERE!
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MR. SPUTTER: Y'SEE?- I HAVE TO WORK IN PITCH BLACKNESS
NANCY: OH, WELL- - WHILE I'M HERE I GUESS ILL HAVE SOME - - 
P4- 
NANCY: MILK - - OOPS
WITHOUT THINKING NANCY OPENS THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR 
EXPOSING THE FILM NEGATIVES TO THE LIGHT
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Ellie, but spooky @roughling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what if we kissed inside the mating grasshoper mechs
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 25/09/2026
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Yo-kai Watch Bot @yokaiwatchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wobblewok (Friend Form) (どんどろ) Rank S, Shady Tribe, Earth Attribute Origin: Yo-kai Watch 2 Soultimate: Pitch Bomber A Yo-kai formed from spirits who've fallen in battle. He struggles to keep a lid on all of his incredible power.
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✨ jay °˖➴ tattooer ✨ @jaystor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cutie style ghost pokemon, tattooed over two sessions for @bellefawkes.bsky.social 🎀 Mostly healed, about ~30% fresh!
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/11/2025
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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