francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 23/10/2026yep i looked up the closest one to me that i know about and aw man that's just too bad also they had this shirt in their review pictures and... that's fucking awful coverage? you're telling me i can't use my phone in every major city? people would riot 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 19/10/2026I have great news! you can do that AND drive! it's actually one of the very few things that's allowed while driving! 120 2
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 19/10/2026alright they have to have AI writing these now, and no one proofreading, because this is nonsense #everyoneN 330 3
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 19/10/2026that setup is for friendship. this setup, found at a random truck stop, is for imprisonment 110 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 16/10/2026in spite of a few breaks bc of various hardships, finally done! I loved it! it's mysterious and fascinating, and if I had read it when I was 22 I would've spent a lot more time trying to unravel the various clues and lore inside. looking forward to revisiting ambergris later up next: 100 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 03/10/2026same 😥 and by extension Haast's eagle, which was bigger than the california condor. they must have been so impressive in person 0131 13
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 24/09/2026fucking gross. my hometown club is funneling money to jk rowling's campaign of hate 140 4
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 23/09/2026guy knocked on my door looking for my stepdad earlier today. he said he liked our halloween decorations, then while I was pulling up the address he said "oh you're wearing a halloween shirt, too." sure buddy. it's gonna be spooky for some when we take power again 010 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 22/09/2026lmao we're so goddamned good espn commandeered st louis' power ranking blurb to talk about us more #everyoneN 0101 10
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 21/09/2026everyone knows that food is better straight from the container 030 3
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 20/09/2026one of these days some fuckwad is going to decide the random programmer in nebraska can be replaced with claude and our entire tech infrastructure will become a pile of wet noodles 191 9
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 08/09/2026"Father Joe"?? it's fuckin white Monsignor Martinez 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 05/09/2026lord help me i found out you can use unicode in pokemon go nicknames 110 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 02/09/2026Of fucking course I just sent this text to my brother. #EveryoneN 130 3
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or you’ll have an awful September 020 2
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 01/09/2026wife needed a picture to submit to a contest so here are some of my best pictures of jade 110 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 31/08/2026lmfao he said "WHAT? ....that's what I thought bitch" 011 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 26/08/2026whoa, third person omniscient to first person perspective switch? or does this character think of himself as "he" in his internal monologue? 100 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 26/08/2026decided to actually answer a poll text for once and... for real? y'all can't think of anything else that tennesseans might want in a candidate? 220 2
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 23/08/2026dang, that wave pattern that forms on the yellow and red orbits 120 2
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 23/08/2026Cup winning mentality. Ten point gap at the top. NSC baybee 010 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 21/08/2026*herzog voice* the creatures existence is only suffering. no matter its environment, all it can do is struggle for breath, its eyes incapable of focusing on the concrete. the slight hope of another granting it greatness is the only reason to carry on. it is a reflection of its creators own lives 020 2
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 18/08/2026waterloo is actually pretty wholesome compared to the accursed shit liquid death is putting on shelves 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 18/08/2026lmao footnote on the chapter number is very douglas adams-esque 100 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 18/08/2026...there are some long range weapons left 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 16/08/2026got a new one the other day: "it's scary not having a shoulder" hey lady maybe what all those poles being hit actually tells you how often people drift into the bike lane 0380 38
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 15/08/2026up next: first time reading any @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social. this has been on the shelf for a bit, really excited to finally get into it. not sure why i took so long, it sounds like it's right up my alley 110 1
