francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 14hI have great news! you can do that AND drive! it's actually one of the very few things that's allowed while driving! 120 2
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 15hyeah it's all pretty bad. egregious either way, whether AI or someone they pay money to write 020 2
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 15h"even if it did hit his arm, it was within the frame of his chest" i thought that didn't matter for an attacker scoring a goal?? did they change the rule again?? 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 15halso no sports journalist worth their salt would refer to a club or team as 'it' 110 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 15halright they have to have AI writing these now, and no one proofreading, because this is nonsense #everyoneN 230 3
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 15hgonna be geeking about that madders strike all day. unless spurs fuck up this result. please do not fuck up this result spurs 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 15hput in the newspaper that regular guy francis futurama says that this will not happen 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 19/10/2026that setup is for friendship. this setup, found at a random truck stop, is for imprisonment 110 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 18/10/2026aha whoops it turns out people /are/ sick of republicans harping on it so there's absolutely nothing for a dem to gain by throwing them under the bus, they're just outing themselves as bigots. which is what we've been saying this whole fucking time 0170 17
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 17/10/2026shit! i didn't realize NSC could clinch the shield tonight!! let's fuckin go!! #everyoneN 040 4
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 17/10/2026fuckin crazy that I'm "not drinking" right now and I'm still in the 7th-8th decile just because of the nature of my job (wine) 130 3
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 16/10/2026in spite of a few breaks bc of various hardships, finally done! I loved it! it's mysterious and fascinating, and if I had read it when I was 22 I would've spent a lot more time trying to unravel the various clues and lore inside. looking forward to revisiting ambergris later up next: 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 16/10/2026"Goddammit Jason how many times do I have to tell you! Stop just hanging out underwater in the pool! Dinner is ready!" 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 15/10/2026i quite liked it, apart from some of mary's final girl behavior in the third act. i feel like there was /so/ much they could've done with the environment to slow her down instead of having to resort to overdone tropes, but overall pretty good! 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 15/10/2026"PUMP-BOT INSTRUCTIONS" brother what exactly is there to figure out here 0140 14
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 14/10/2026bruh the cat deal is almost done but still total radio silence on edvinsson?? wth is going on?? #lgrw 010 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 14/10/2026unfamiliar with this also i posted this on my own feed but presumably all these actors read the script beforehand, so either they are braindead and didn't understand the ideological message, or they did and agree with it. not a great look either way 030 3
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 13/10/2026the thing about assuming these actors are being tricked is... presumably they are given the script beforehand. if they aren't able to read it and draw the ideological conclusions the film is making then that is 100% on them anyway. danny trejo i can maybe forgive but these others... i don't know man 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 13/10/2026that's apparently exactly what happened to danny trejo. wouldn't surprise me if that's just ben's MO now 2373 37
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 13/10/2026on top of everything else, does he just not know how expensive weddings are? a fifty buck gift is really not a huge ask when you're getting to enjoy a nice venue, dinner, and often drinks for free dude. are you gonna pay $10k+ for your spite party? 030 3
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 13/10/2026kinda thing that might start a spiral tbh. especially on 5-900 micrograms, god damn 040 4
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 13/10/2026ah yes, the pattern my dad taught me to use when taking lug nuts off a wheel 040 4
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 12/10/2026like you piggies can follow the hidden clues searching for deeper meaning all you want but you're never gonna get anywhere or uncover anything bc the actual "conspiracy" is just blatantly there in front of you, it's fucking greed and exploitation 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 11/10/2026Under the Silver Lake. god it's so good. all the conspiracy clues that lead nowhere and mean nothing. absolutely skewering 100 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 11/10/2026i am ready to watch the detroit lions' secondary flail 100 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 10/10/2026with his comments, de zerbi is not helping distance himself from the toxic masculine reputation he's established with his rapist rehabilitation at his previous job, and therefore i am not inclined to forgive him and i still very, very much do not want him at the helm of my club. he can fuck off 020 2
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 10/10/2026i will begin by saying that while i get the letter of the law, i think Shaw's conduct wasn't any less violent than bentancur's however, while the game requires passion, de zerbi excusing bentancur is outrageous. you can defend yourself and be passionate without reciprocating assault dude 110 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 10/10/2026obviously a psychopathic narcissist but amidst every other obvious reason why this is stupid, let's not forget that he is actively starving the people of cuba 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑛𝑜𝑤 031 3
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 10/10/2026since they were super honest in renaming the DoD to the Department of War, now they should go ahead and rename the DoJ to the Department of Revenge 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 09/10/2026or for talking people into committing suicide 120 2
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 09/10/2026the execution will be coming up next - but first, live polymarket odds with tom. tom? thanks greg you can head over to polymarket dot com to place your bets now. featuring 3/1 odds that 5+ bullets will strike the torso and 4/1 that he will live 5 or more seconds after the shots are fired. back to y 110 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 09/10/2026was over there tonight, sure hope so bc the new venue is gonna cause a massive mess every time there's a show until some things get sorted 010 1
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 09/10/2026oh dang my first thought was bushman. god i forgot about him. if 30-50 feral hogs guy caused such a fuss, bushman would've melted twitter's servers 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 06/10/2026hahaha irl uncle baby billy kicked it. get fuckin lost 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 06/10/2026typa shit they made as a punishment for masturbating 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 05/10/2026that's what everyone brought on flights pre-9/11 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 05/10/2026fun fact: poltergeist is rated PG wanna know how i know? they showed it in the cafeteria at a third (3rd!) grade halloween lock-instatic.klipy.comPoltergeist SwimmingALT: Poltergeist Swimming 000 0
francis futurama @cheapneonshades.coys.social · 04/10/2026it's really very simple: do not cut away when the ball is in play. fuck's sake. it really pisses me off. literally the /only/ sport they do it with 010 1
