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@chcfulham.bsky.social
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Football: Fulham | Cricket: England | Views: My own (although probably stolen)

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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Some of us are still holding out for Season Three.
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: The new James Bond actor has been chosen and it's this guy. www.tiktok.com/@jrw21/video...
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Well this is lovely... www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
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Moment first rare tiger in 70 years released in Kazakhstan
Close Umit, a female Amur tiger, has been released to Kazakhstan's Ile-Balkhash Nature Reserve as part of a programme to restore the animal's population
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Chris Hewson @chrishewson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Chagos with Ed Milliband! [Am I doing this right?]
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If you're missing the football already there are some lovely reminders here www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc...
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Incredible images from the World Cup - BBC News
Amazing pictures capturing the joy and despair of players and fans from World Cup 2026
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Love this! Come to see the amazing dinosaur footprints but stay to literally walk the dinosaur www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc...
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Walk The Dinosaur Was Not Was GIF - Walk The Dinosaur Was Not Was Boom Boom - Discover & Share GIFs
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Love this! Come to see the amazing dinosaur footprints but stay to literally walk the dinosaur www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc...
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Walk The Dinosaur Was Not Was GIF - Walk The Dinosaur Was Not Was Boom Boom - Discover & Share GIFs
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
FT app’s top offerings right now
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Martin Fitzgerald @4hundredblows.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Unintentionally, the greatest advert for a cinema I’ve ever seen
A critical review of the Prince Charles Cinema in London, where the reviewer is annoyed that they can’t whisper or text and, in a fit of pique, refers to cinema staff as the “fun police”
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 24/05/2025
I am begging for a Hollywood movie or TV writer to make something that features realistic 'artificial intelligence'
A four panel meme, featuring John Connor talking to The Terminator, from Terminator 2 

John: Wait a second, you’re saying you’re from the future?

Terminator: Great question! Thanks so much for asking. Let’s think about the answer…hmm! The current year is 1983. Working backwards logically, I’m from the year 1965, which is 300 years in the future. Anything else you’d like to know?

John - stares blankly

Terminator: I’m sorry, I can see that was not the right answer. I actually came from the year 829392 AD, which is 10 years in the past from this year, which is 3
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Society is doomed. “What if I forget to charge my vape?” Seriously? How do these people function? 'I don't know what we'll do' - Vapers panic-buy ahead of disposables ban www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Disposable vapes ban: Why people are stockpiling ahead of June deadline
Some disposable vape users say they are stockpiling, worried about what they will do after the ban.
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Quite a talent to find a less suitable host after Russia and Qatar.
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Super bernt Leno in goal
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
James Bond, the British spy under US ownership - nice summary this. Trying to be optimistic but this week generally and the bezos message to wsj staff make the US ownership part particularly worrying. on.ft.com/4i0oULE
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James Bond, the British spy under US ownership
Ian Fleming’s fictional creation, a boon and burden to UK intelligence agencies, will now be defined by tech giant Amazon
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
#twoofourown #ffc www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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FA Cup: Twins Steven and Ryan Sessegnon ready to face one another
Twins Steven and Ryan Sessegnon could face one another in the FA Cup on Saturday when League One Wigan host Premier League Fulham.
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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Well, maybe that explains… everything? www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Levels of microplastics in human brains may be rapidly rising, study suggests
Research looking at tissue from postmortems between 1997 and 2024 finds upward trend in contamination
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Robin Wigglesworth @robinwigglesworth.ft.com · 25/01/2025
Norway be like
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a woman wearing sunglasses and a purple dress is sitting on a white couch .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a purple dress is sitting on a white couch .
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
“Fighting Mother Nature is hard” - this is incredible and sadly we’re probably going to need more of these guys in the years to come www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc...
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
6Music really torturing us with a here’s what you could have had - giving us Nemone on breakfast after announcing Nick Grimshaw is taking over the gig 🥲
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
This headline reads like the BBC is terrified of being sued for libel by the rhino.
Headline: Zebra dies after 'incident' with rhino at zoo.
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
This has aged…. Well
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Archie Rhind-Tutt @archiert1.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Not written anything in a while. Then Chelsea 1-2 Fulham happened. So here’s why it matters, partly to Fulham fans and partly to me. Comments welcome. archiert.substack.com/p/chelsea-1-...
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Chelsea 1-2 Fulham - What it means
The win and the three points go to Fulham who move up to 8th in the Premier League. What’s the fuss for Fulham?
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Jack and Loz at the Cottage @jackandloz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
werdsmith.com/p/xkMpQnBQ6P... Only Marco Silva could think of a Back Five as an attacking formation and only #Fulham’s fantastic team could make it work. We’ve stopped celebrating briefly to write a joyous blog on a win that smells like team spirit; the best win in 45 years #COYW
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Jack and Loz Not at Stamford Bridge……Because It’s Literally Falling Down - Blog 294
<br /> <p>Date: 26th December 2024</p> <p>Opposition: Chelsea</p> <p>Score: 1-2</p> <p>Fulham goal scorers: Harry “who put the ball in the Palace/Brentford/Chelsea net” Wilson, Rodrigo “he’s f**king m...
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David Gregory-Kumar @drdavidgk.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
BuT wHy DoN’T cYcLiStS uSe ThE cYcLe LaNeS?!!?
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Some truly bonkers stories in this very long read www.theguardian.com/news/2024/de...🍻🍻
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Humphrey’s world: how the Samuel Smith beer baron built Britain’s strangest pub chain
Since the 1970s, Humphrey Smith has acquired scores of pubs and historic properties around the UK. But time after time, he has left the buildings empty. Why has he allowed his empire to moulder?
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
100% this. The book also includes a turkey shortage and Bond eating Xmas dinner with a cranky M - it’s the real classic Christmas action film!
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Brian Moore @brianmoore666.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
During Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day the police could force their way into your home and make them return to their own homes. Does anybody know if this service is still available and, if so, do you have to book it?
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This'll definitely work... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Bitcoin man sues Newport council over '£600m fortune lost in tip'
James Howells believes the hard drive is now worth about £600m since the recent Bitcoin surge.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
And then, because this is arguably the most preposterous country on earth, Speaker Lindsay Hoyle says: "Right, thank you everybody. We're going to move on to the ferrets bill if people wish to leave."
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Bad Fulham Memes @badfulhammemes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
We already have this technology, Daily Telegraph. It's called "Parkerball".
Telegraph stupid article screenshot:

"Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'
Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim"
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
A typically excellent summary of a depressing afternoon. Still it would be the definition of Fulhamish *and Spursy* for us to take three points next week. #COYW
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Jack Kelly @jackellyffc.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Marco Silva said Lukic isn't ready to play 90 minutes in yesterday's press conference, but he starts! Berge nowhere to be seen this afternoon. Andre starts for Wolves, after being linked with Fulham for about 18 months before Fulham dropped their interest in him! #FFC
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Wow
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Do Chelsea need to sign another goalkeeper?
Blues no1 Robert Sanchez has faced criticism in recent weeks for his performances despite consistent backing from club sources.
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Carlos @chcfulham.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Been lurking here quietly for a few months - feels like football is finally making the move. This weekend could be fun... COYW!
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