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Charlie Harris

@chazzwazzle1.bsky.social
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writing/editing/snarking on Nashville; legal stuff; devourer of local meats and treats

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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Habeas corpus is the friends we deported along the way
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Guess I need to log off for a few days while the worst humans sound off about the suspicious timing of an aggressive cancer diagnosis.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
On a Mad Men re-watch and my dumb brain did me a disservice over the years: Though I loved it the first time, I remembered it as being a bit slow-moving. NOPE. Totally wrong! We get Dick Whitman clues in Episode 1 -- and these episodes are packed with plot.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
it's not going well for Bears ownership. I swear the Titans' new stadium is going to be one of the last of the "allow billionaires to use public money" model. Our city had leverage but refused to even let things get slightly uncomfortable for ownership.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
oof. The era of my first iPod (2nd gen), which may have contained the Blink song, the AFI song, and Reptilia (best song on this list besides Maps). But a pretty putrid time for popular music -- we all scrambled to the indie scene and (in my case) relied on cooler friends for better music
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
often carried a roll of Assorted Fruit Certs in my pocket in 8th and 9th grade. Sue me, I was still looking for an identity while trying not to smell like a teen.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
so tired of hearing from guys who think there is some kind of virtue to being in the middle (as they reason, they're not susceptible to the excesses of either side). They're empty vessels.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
don't accept a glass of red wine in a place where spilling red wine would spell disaster (but I'm not clumsy or anything)
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
real Chicagoans strongly prefer the less-talked-about tavern-style Pope.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
when's gonna be his time??
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
since I get a lot of zoning/housing discourse in my feed (not complaining!). Bloody amazing.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
came across the most Bluesky post that's Bluesky'd: a leftist posting that they'd discovered Andor, and that the politics of it were indeed good. However, they were preemptively worried that posting about it would attract resist libs and other unwanted types ("I am not like you," etc. )
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I already use it for mixed purposes: 1. getting photos of the baby at the ghost town JC Penney; 2. Celebrating item 1 with gyros and a mountain of fries from Pyramids Cafe
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
AI evangelists always say their tools will spark creativity and innovation but time and time again it only gets used to manipulate stuff that already exists. Make a dead person say new words, generate images of a famous person naked, etc
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
"something called molly" as the Attorney General turns into a Tim Robinson character
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
seen a few think pieces (from respected culture websites) on Revenge of the Sith. And let me state for the record, after many years to consider and reconsider: No. It was not underappreciated. It is dogshit. The lightsaber fight where Anakin gets his shit wrecked is like the only 5 watchable minutes
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
not the worst (I liked it and wore it out), but my most "buyer beware" CD was a used copy of Reel Big Fish's Why Do They Rock So Hard. Only it was the CLEAN version and not labeled as such. So many awkwardly spliced blips.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Good sign for Journalism that owners of a horse named Private Equity were disallowed from buying their way into the race last minute
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Remove a letter, ruin a movie. Peed. (And Peed 2: Cruise Control)
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Zuckerberg's McMansion out here lookin' like the Ensworth high school
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Anyway logged on to see if we can solve a slightly smaller emergency, anybody up for being a hero tomorrow?
22:56 4)
American Black and Tan
Coonhound Rescue
Deb Young • 3h • ©
ABTCR foster needed! This handsome hound had it all until his person became ill and was no longer able to care for him. He ended up at the shelter, and tomorrow he is scheduled to be euthanized because there is no more room. He is good with other dogs, completely vetted and up-to-date on all his vaccines.
He's friendly, calm, and today he showed his true spirit by lounging in the sunshine. He was never a hunting dog. He has lived his entire 5 years as an in-home companion. ABTCR will arrange transport to an approved foster home in the Virginia region. Please help ABTCR save his life.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
trying to schedule two sets of bloodwork for myself and one for my cat with IBS. Good times all around!
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
an absolute must-read for those (like me) who consume a lot of college sports
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
So Jimmy Butler got hurt for a game and it made Steve Kerr forget Moses Moody existed?
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The Jaxes of the world are of age and accessing data on their parents’ unsecured devices
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
the Alleycat fried avocado. (no way in hell I'd try that at home). I mourn Five Points circa 2019, but 2009 Five Points was its own animal.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
When batshit is your brand, you don’t get benefit of the doubt when you say the most recent batshit antics weren’t actually intended by you. You’ve stood up to the bully, now call him a liar.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
damn these were good. Probably qualified as sugar-cereal junk in my household (and therefore, never purchased), but I got to indulge when staying at my childhood best friend's house.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Absolute perfect meme for the moment.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Duke's is a gem. We frequented it after the worst of the pandemic and before we moved to Madison. After 3 Crow's heel turn and the closure of a couple other places, it was one of the only places left that felt like a 5 Points bar should.
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New American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
There's still time to donate to the EDSBS Charity Bowl! Support a good cause while also hating on your rival @minakimes.bsky.social is supporting her Washington Huskies EDSBSCharityBowl.com
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
they’re doing that thing where a new coach discovers his NFL team has a ping-pong table in the locker room and orders it removed to build a winning culture focused on football and all the players resent it and he gets fired after 3 sub-.500 seasons, but for The Army
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
My guy Moses Moody with the defense. Good to see him not stuck on the bench inexplicably
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I understand why the left was absent from this pronatalism conference, even if Liz Bruenig doesn't.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Budos Band and The Aquabats just announced Nashville shows. I require HORNS! In these dumb times, please blast my ears with brass.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Thought my nerves were shot. But a couple of cruel and irritating folks exhumed my nerves' corpse so they could stomp on it just a bit more.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I can't fully prove causality yet, but anyone else have appliances go haywire after storms (losing power a few times)? Fridge/freezer is jacked up at the moment and had to replace the disposal yesterday (kitchen sink). Not having a very good or functional time over here.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hi, this guy: fucking idiot. Matty Y: fucking idiot. David French: Fucking idiot. Ezra Klein: Fucking idiot. Every equivocating rhetorical gymnast undergrad-proud of their only right man in the world substack or podcast: Fucking idiots. None of this was hard. Fucking. Idiots.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
maybe I watch sports too much, or read too much @defector.bsky.social; But I'm starting to think a lot of people (whose interests don't intersect as much) don't have a clue about how creepy Portnoy is and poisonous Barstool is in general.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Not fantastic to see local pizza joints posting Portnoy review bullshit on socials. Disappointing. 🤮
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
right now I wish America was as boring as all the Galactic Senate content from the Phantom Menace.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Have fully transitioned from March 2020 ptsd to April 2020 ptsd. But reserving the right to oscillate between the two
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Just because the Batman movie with Val Kilmer was bad does not mean he was a bad Batman. (A belief I’ve held for decades now). RIP.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
reason #9,027 AI sucks. I keep getting AI-automated emails on my work account from some spammy collection of businesses that always address me as Christopher.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
guess I do live in a echo chamber -- college acquaintance of mine posted on FB a/b how alarming it is that students are being disappeared/detained by ICE. In the comments there was not 1 but 2 people writing angry screeds with right wing/Zionist talking points and calling her post anti-Semitic
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
still recovering from that brutal Razorback collapse. I'd rather lose on a buzzer beater than a 4-minute stretch where if one single thing goes differently (1 free throw, 1 rebound, 1 better decision), then you win. But it was a hell of a ride with these guys. Will find perspective in a couple days
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Woo pig! Love the intensity so far. And that no one’s in foul trouble. Tech will make a run (the current one notwithstanding). WPS!
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
saddens me that NPR keeps failing to meet the moment lately. There is no amount of capitulation, and no amount of "both sides" programming you add can which will appease them. STOP ACCEPTING THEIR FRAMING
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
No lies told.
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