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Charlie Harris

@chazzwazzle1.bsky.social
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writing/editing/snarking on Nashville; legal stuff; devourer of local meats and treats

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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I can’t go back there after like the third wedding between coworkers whimsically held at work with only other coworkers present. Later seasons are too schmoopy.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Habeas corpus is the friends we deported along the way
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Guess I need to log off for a few days while the worst humans sound off about the suspicious timing of an aggressive cancer diagnosis.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
My wife and I both grew up in households with Dave Barry’s Book of Bad Songs. And we can both quote passages from memory. So kinda formative but yeah … pretty inexplicable (neither of us from Florida)
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
On a Mad Men re-watch and my dumb brain did me a disservice over the years: Though I loved it the first time, I remembered it as being a bit slow-moving. NOPE. Totally wrong! We get Dick Whitman clues in Episode 1 -- and these episodes are packed with plot.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
it's not going well for Bears ownership. I swear the Titans' new stadium is going to be one of the last of the "allow billionaires to use public money" model. Our city had leverage but refused to even let things get slightly uncomfortable for ownership.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
the Clint Stoerner fumble ("Stoernover") against UT in 1998. Was 16 and there in person with my family -- it rained most of the game but we didn't even notice we were soaked/cold until after that play.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
failed to mention it, but yeah, that's definitely one of the only good songs present. But I guess I was fortunate to be in college at that moment -- easy to walk next door, borrow someone's cd collection, and rip what you wanted onto your computer in no time.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
wildlife like the giant chicken in a chef's hat in front of the Boobie Bungalow (just north of the border)??
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
oof. The era of my first iPod (2nd gen), which may have contained the Blink song, the AFI song, and Reptilia (best song on this list besides Maps). But a pretty putrid time for popular music -- we all scrambled to the indie scene and (in my case) relied on cooler friends for better music
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
often carried a roll of Assorted Fruit Certs in my pocket in 8th and 9th grade. Sue me, I was still looking for an identity while trying not to smell like a teen.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
so tired of hearing from guys who think there is some kind of virtue to being in the middle (as they reason, they're not susceptible to the excesses of either side). They're empty vessels.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
don't accept a glass of red wine in a place where spilling red wine would spell disaster (but I'm not clumsy or anything)
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
real Chicagoans strongly prefer the less-talked-about tavern-style Pope.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
GIF upload clearly won't work. For the uninitiated: www.reddit.com/r/horror/com... (that's Dead Alive in North America)
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I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD! quite possibly the greatest scene in any horror movie, EVER - Peter Jackson's Braindead (1992)
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
when's gonna be his time??
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
since I get a lot of zoning/housing discourse in my feed (not complaining!). Bloody amazing.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I watch programs on my Disney+ bundle like a legit Marxist-Leninist, not an uncool wine mom cringe lib!
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
came across the most Bluesky post that's Bluesky'd: a leftist posting that they'd discovered Andor, and that the politics of it were indeed good. However, they were preemptively worried that posting about it would attract resist libs and other unwanted types ("I am not like you," etc. )
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
this is not a commentary opposing the development (seems like a good idea) -- just a tangent on how I do love a creepy, bombed-out mall that inexplicably still exists
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I already use it for mixed purposes: 1. getting photos of the baby at the ghost town JC Penney; 2. Celebrating item 1 with gyros and a mountain of fries from Pyramids Cafe
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
AI evangelists always say their tools will spark creativity and innovation but time and time again it only gets used to manipulate stuff that already exists. Make a dead person say new words, generate images of a famous person naked, etc
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
"something called molly" as the Attorney General turns into a Tim Robinson character
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
prequel-era Lucas is not a secret genius because he wrote some laughably boring scenes about a trade skirmish. Please, just remember that sequence with Obi Wan riding a giant CGI lizard thing. It's annoying as hell (both the sound it keeps making, and its existence in general)
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
seen a few think pieces (from respected culture websites) on Revenge of the Sith. And let me state for the record, after many years to consider and reconsider: No. It was not underappreciated. It is dogshit. The lightsaber fight where Anakin gets his shit wrecked is like the only 5 watchable minutes
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
not the worst (I liked it and wore it out), but my most "buyer beware" CD was a used copy of Reel Big Fish's Why Do They Rock So Hard. Only it was the CLEAN version and not labeled as such. So many awkwardly spliced blips.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Good sign for Journalism that owners of a horse named Private Equity were disallowed from buying their way into the race last minute
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Remove a letter, ruin a movie. Peed. (And Peed 2: Cruise Control)
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Wife: Who is that dude? Aquaman?? Me: (summoning my bitchiest deadpan) Yes. It is Aquaman.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Zuckerberg's McMansion out here lookin' like the Ensworth high school
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Anyway logged on to see if we can solve a slightly smaller emergency, anybody up for being a hero tomorrow?
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American Black and Tan
Coonhound Rescue
Deb Young • 3h • ©
ABTCR foster needed! This handsome hound had it all until his person became ill and was no longer able to care for him. He ended up at the shelter, and tomorrow he is scheduled to be euthanized because there is no more room. He is good with other dogs, completely vetted and up-to-date on all his vaccines.
He's friendly, calm, and today he showed his true spirit by lounging in the sunshine. He was never a hunting dog. He has lived his entire 5 years as an in-home companion. ABTCR will arrange transport to an approved foster home in the Virginia region. Please help ABTCR save his life.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
update: scheduled myself (tomorrow) and the cat (today). The cat (very sweet but not real bright or wily) managed to effectively hide from me. So I canceled the cat's appointment and managed to get mine done today. A small victory, but FML.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
trying to schedule two sets of bloodwork for myself and one for my cat with IBS. Good times all around!
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
late-diagnosed inattentive type over here -- was good at school and not hyperactive -- much easier to fly under the radar that way.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
an absolute must-read for those (like me) who consume a lot of college sports
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
So Jimmy Butler got hurt for a game and it made Steve Kerr forget Moses Moody existed?
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
argh. Maddening. Whelp, if you go down the rabbit hole further, keep an ear out for legal jobs where it sounds like they appreciate analytical skills and good writers -- some attorneys actually do. Happy to discuss further.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
try paralegal jobs? I made the jump a few years back (from writing-related jobs) and haven't regretted it -- but was definitely fortunate to get my foot in the door somewhere that needed the help.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The Jaxes of the world are of age and accessing data on their parents’ unsecured devices
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Hell of fun player to watch in college. Not to get all technical, but he was adept at wrecking the opposing team’s shit at opportune moments
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Yikes. I figured the Hillsdale thing couldn’t be good but otherwise didn’t notice (but I did not look closely at any socials).
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
wholeheartedly agree. It was off-putting that in the first minutes of the broadcast (with the Titans on the clock and def picking Ward) Kiper ripped off a huge tirade about how much he preferred Shedeur -- a fine opinion to have, but I kinda wanted to hear some positives about Ward in those moments
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
when he was child, he built the Fox Sports robot.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
the Alleycat fried avocado. (no way in hell I'd try that at home). I mourn Five Points circa 2019, but 2009 Five Points was its own animal.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
When batshit is your brand, you don’t get benefit of the doubt when you say the most recent batshit antics weren’t actually intended by you. You’ve stood up to the bully, now call him a liar.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
damn these were good. Probably qualified as sugar-cereal junk in my household (and therefore, never purchased), but I got to indulge when staying at my childhood best friend's house.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Absolute perfect meme for the moment.
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Charlie Harris @chazzwazzle1.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Duke's is a gem. We frequented it after the worst of the pandemic and before we moved to Madison. After 3 Crow's heel turn and the closure of a couple other places, it was one of the only places left that felt like a 5 Points bar should.
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New American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
There's still time to donate to the EDSBS Charity Bowl! Support a good cause while also hating on your rival @minakimes.bsky.social is supporting her Washington Huskies EDSBSCharityBowl.com
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