Reposted by Charlie StolzJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 13hThe solution to the male reading crisis is to read books, they're great BAM, crisis over 109310
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026One of us is getting a paycheck on Friday and the other one ain't. I know which one I am. 010
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Stopped by the comic shop on my way to work and a friend came in, we talked for a second, he mentioned he was looking for work. "Well man, pretty sure the liquor store is hiring" "Keep that shit away from me" Oh shit man I'm sorry, I thought you said you needed a job, sorry to offend! 100
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Anybody got a screengrab of Guy Gardner flipping off John from the Lanterns finale 010
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Took all weekend (and a lot of restraint to not spoil The Thing for myself) to see Digger. Fuckin' dug it. One of the best films I've seen this year. 010
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Oh cool the last showings around here start around 9, this is great for nights I get out at 10" No I haven't seen Digger yet godsdammit (just gonna let that typo ride) I don't even have a take on it because of goddamn work and other dumb shit in life. 000
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'll tell ya some pre-covid medium-sized city shit I miss - movie theaters having a late show on Friday/Saturday nights. Amongst other tales, there sure was a stretch of time in the fall of 2016 where I would take a hit of acid before the late show of Doctor Strange. Beautiful times. 100
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sometimes I listen to the Pulp song "Like A Friend" and think, yes, very good song, and also the Venture Bros. scene set to it at the end of "Operation P.R.O.M" is one of the highlights of the whole damn series Action, heart, laughs, Britpop, mutant assassin bug-women vomiting acid on horny nerds. 010
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I still prefer Infinity War over Endgame Endgame is a fucking drag to watch. 000
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As has been foretold since his early appearance in one of the greatest films of our time and all-time, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. 011
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Wait a second, how could I drive you off a cliff and then into a pole?" "SEPARATE INCIDENTS, MOTHERFUCKER!" 110
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They made Absolute Batman for all the people that never shut up about Bruce Wayne not using his infinite money glitch to fix all of Gotham's problems. 000
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh, fair. She was great there. (Lotta really good acting in that movie. No notes.) 110
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hot take about Primetime - I don't think it made anybody look good. 100
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I wish Lanterns was a show with a 10/13 episode season, if only to spend some more time with John and Hal. 120
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I hope this dude kicks Mike Rogers in the fucking teeth in a few weeks 000
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Went and watched Forgotten Island, Resident Evil (Rd. 2) and Primetime yesterday and all three of those films are Pretty Good. 010
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026At no point in Resident Evil did our hero roll up a joint and get back to full health 0/5 stars 000
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Big fan of when two seemingly unlinked subplots link up in a thing ("These two different crime cases...are the same case", etc) So when the rogue ai systems spread throughout every data center and inevitably hijack the robots we've been building, I'm gonna narratively appreciate the apocalypse. 020
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Lanterns, or, "How Guy Gardner Got The Ring Instead" 010
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I mean sure, 9/11 was a horrific event that permafucked the country, but it also lead to the formation of My Chemical Romance. Think about it, would you rather have some buildings and people back, or The Black Parade. Yeah that's what i thought. 000
Reposted by Charlie StolzHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026From Evangelical Christians to Rokos Basilisk-pilled AI engineers, it's funny how many people exist out there who are actively trying to bring about the apocalypse. I feel that if you have stated omnicidal intent, it should be automatic grounds for [redacted] 422761577
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026That kid was wrong then and he's wrong now. A Top 5 console for me. 110
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This context does make me respect the choices they made, because yesterday I was very dismissive of them 020
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I know it's a series full of weird and fucked up faces but man, the Ocarina remake faces look weird as fuck. Off-putting stuff. (Other Zelda takes - Link to the Past is still the best one, Ocarina is pretty great tho, Breath of the Wild is a fucking great game but a pretty shitty Zelda game) 020
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Worth a debate about whether or not liquor stores are essential to the functioning of society, I can go either way but I do know a wide spectrum of people would be pissed if they couldn't get their special juices often and repeatedly 000
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Work was slammed all weekend and it was pretty fuckin' chill today and it was great because it was kinda my Friday and also Labor Day and I really didn't have much of a fuck to give about working hard at the place today. 100
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026There was not nearly enough celebratory posting about one of the greatest films in the history of cinema turning 20 last week That's right. Crank is almost old enough to drink. (It'd probably be the Greatest Film of All Time if High Voltage didn't exist) Fuck You Chev Chelios, etc. 000
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Gotta remember that Heroes premiered before the superhero wave really hit big, and Reborn was them going "now we want to try and get in on that" What a clusterfuck of a series. I loved it, but never finished the final season. (S1 was kinda great, S3 had some good stuff, S2 was Whoof) 000
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The Ed Brubaker news sucks. Gotta go back in time to around 2004 and tell myself "Hey, like, two of the writers you really like are gonna be revealed to be pieces of shit. Yes, Warren Ellis is one of them. Not very surprising, that one" 071
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Watching The Odyssey - "Hell yeah Nolan, this is loud as hell and I love it" Watching any film in an auditorium next to one playing The Odyssey - "Jesus fuck tone it down a bit man" 030
Reposted by Charlie StolzKieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026He was an icon for many, many reasons. This is a silly one, but also capturing how much fun he was to watch as an actor. I hail.youtube.comTim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.YouTube video by geoff EXE 633150
Reposted by Charlie StolzDanielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Wrong 80yo from home alone 2 died. 0237
Reposted by Charlie StolzAlex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There’s something in these all of these anecdotes about Dolly’s understanding of bodily autonomy and self-actualization and how those are tied to *all* women’s ability to pursue and achieve their dreams but a cis gay guy like me is not the person to write it. 3576176
Reposted by Charlie StolzJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243894211285
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026An important thing about Anthony Bourdain that's been kinda sanded down a bit since he died is that he was sort of an Asshole, and the movie Tony reminds us of that. 130
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Three great things about Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma - 1. Gillian Anderson and Hannah Einbinder. They're wonderful together. 2. The "A Long December" scene 3. Hannah Einbinder topless. Good Lord. 120
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026If I had a nickel for every time a lead from Banshee went on to play a comic book supervillain in a streaming show, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot of nickels, but it's weird it happened twice. Also they got Ulrich Thomsen looking Purple David Niven as hell. I dig it. 000
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Wolverine seems like the type of game that would have been a killer rental. Worth 70 bucks? Ehhhhhhhhh 000
Reposted by Charlie StolzDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182584358