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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I keep telling my daughter it's bedtime and she keeps telling me she has 1 more second and referring me the Hawkeye system which I can't see and it's pissing me off.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Telling my wife I need to watch a little more football because there is a second secret clock and I don't know when the game will be over.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I bet this shit was so funny around the FBI offices before he got charged. Dudes were finding tiny 49ers helmets all over the office, taking videos of themselves running routes in the sand, going "ON Saks Fifth Av.", whenever someone asked where something was.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

We have a bunch of the Toy Story toys. Ive been moving them around each night. My daughter hasn't noticed a thing. My wife though is staying in a hotel.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Just in bed, scrolling through my collection of alarms, 5:36 Gentle Breeze, 4:22 Morning Xylophone, that was a crazy one, 6:55 Nightingale, a classic

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I wish I was allowed to wear a vest that said "pet me" that like that dog at the hospital

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Ive got an idea. Let's put a dollar up each day and let that shit roll over. First person, lawyer, politician, whoever, that takes that dickhead down can have it. Your boss is pressuring you not to write that story? Well how about some fucking powerball money?

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I don't care what anyone says, I am convinced the wifi on the plane is always catching up to the plane like a cloud of bees.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I return from a long day at work. My wife looks at me. "Well?" She asks. I sense disdain. I take out my phone and show her a video of a duck who hates bread. She stares. Another one that is the pope in a track suit. My kids look on. I have barely a meme for the whole family.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Little confused in zootopia about what everyone is eating

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Heavy is the head that wears a crown, he says as he posts a picture of Joe Biden run over by a tractor.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Earthworm?? The fuck other kind of worm is there

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

that tweet inspired my cross stitch magnum opus

Two 3 x 3 inch mini easels with tiny cross stitching on them. They’re both plates of spaghetti with a Parmesan shaker above them. The left canvas says “dust my wets” and the right canvas says “please. My wets”

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

These final four games are going to be filled with 20,000 of the worst lawyers youve ever met.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Jfc I'm going to have to root for Illinois??

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Drake has faced worse consequences for pedophelia than Trump

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Have we tried getting Kendrick to write a diss track about him?

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I know there is a lot going on but good God did Drake get buried. He may never surface again. At this point when he dies it will be a quiet ceremony with his friends and family.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

My daughter always wants me to stay in the room while she is going to sleep but always gets up. I used to try to make up sound reasons why she had to stay in bed like I was arguing on behalf of the union at a town hall. Now I'm like "you have to stay in bed or else your candy is ghosts"

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Acab including Elf on a Shelf

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

"Too many Urkels on your team that's why your wins low" is the exact nexus of where good bad lines meet bad good lines.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Who's Jameis Winstoning this year, Cardinals?

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Oh no, my beloved! You have committed murder! I will protect you at all costs, let me just think of a way. Think! Think! Ok, I have concluded the only way to keep you safe and not lose you to prison, or worse, is to make you president, where you will be held accountable for nothing.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

In your maple soaked face Canada! Wooo! That being said, please consider accepting us in asylum claims.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

incredibly touching moment during the TPUSA show when kid rock walked up to a five year old boy and kicked him in the back

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

The Bulls will be giving away second round picks to the first 1000 fans at Sunday's game.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

It is never not funny that Republicans go "what about Clinton!? Look at Gates!!" Like yeah! put them in the pit too.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Remember when they asked trump supporters in 2016 if he shot someone in the street would they still support him and they said yes but actually it turns out that he has done much much worse stuff.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I used to think only psychopaths and pathologic liars went into politics but I now understand that you also need to be super annoying.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

The portal has opened again.

A tweet asking "can anyone pin point the exact moment where everything in society just got substantially worse" and someone quoted it with the moment russell wilson started to throw the slant while butler was breaking on it to intercept it and win the super bowl for the patriots.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Ugh football season is almost over and I'm going to be stuck watching mid season basketball and people being murdered by federal agents all winter.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

"failed is quite the reach, pal, you shipped me off like a piece of garbage. Can't wait to see you twice a year [puts on sunglasses and turns around]. Coach" Audience, boosted by a track in post production, cheers.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

It's still hard to believe that part of life now is being asked if you are a robot and then having to check a box to confirm actually that you are not a robot.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Pointing out hypocrisy used to be fun, a little game. "You said increasing taxes wouldnt improve the schools but I found a study by your office to the contrary! got your ass!". Now it's like "I do not think the use of force is ok by my political enemies" while choking out the constitution.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

The Bears are up 4 points over the Packers over the last 5 games combined.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Fuuuuucking hell that was awesome

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Caleb Williams has the single season record in his second year. but he is also 9th all time for total yards for the bears, a 100 year old organization.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

I have never seen a bears offense like this. For the first time in my entire life, it's 3rd and 12 or 4th and 6 and I'm like "fuck this is going to happen". but this time it's my team and it's a positive feeling.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

This guy doesn't know shit, Jokic never laughs.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Modern philosophy has been begging for this exchange for 2 thousand years.

A Twitter exchange between Against atheism and lucifertweetz about objective morality, but like as dumb as can be imagined. It starts with "under atheism there is nothing objectively wrong with murder, rape, theft. Think about that."

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Bears Packers last 4 games in the final seconds. B19 P20 3 seconds left, blocked fg, P W B21 P22 2 seconds left, made fg, B W B21 P28 25 seconds left, P int on 4th down, P W B16 P16 4:54 in OT, 46 yard bomb, B W Lotta drama for two "ope" states.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I can't wait for post NBA Jokic. They are going to wheel him out to games where he will remain in his all you can eat box and they'll cut to him as he launches a no look 3 from the upper deck without getting up or pausing his conversation with a labor union leader.

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Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Love being the guy who still wears shorts in winter. Laugh all you want. I save 50% on pants. “There he goes. Ol’ thermos legs.” I can’t hear you. I’m too rich and my legs are too warm.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

My wife and I were watching the nuggets and they were playing the rockets and she goes "what is that? What is that logo". I'm like "that's the rockets logo" and she goes "it looks horrible. It looks like a tampon wearing a scarf"

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

It must suck getting struck out by Ohtani, like damn, I couldn't hit that. Only guys like Ohtani could have hit that.

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I loved when they showed his highlights and he had like 110 yards and even the throws he did make were pretty bad. The guy plays like it's 1922 and the school paper just dubbed him the Corn Crusader.

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Tom McGrath @tcmcg.photo · 13/09/2025

I agree, scoreboard

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Ghostspoon @charlesx.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

The AFC situation is once again going to be absolutely bonkers. And I'm going to die laughing if once again it ends with the bloodied victor getting thrashed by a team who has figured out that actually maybe you only need about 8.5 yards for a first down.

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