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chardi b

@charizardlotte.bsky.social
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she/her. actually three red pandas stacked in a trench coat. public defense & public lands. views are my own, but you can borrow em if you want.

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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 11h
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
!!! Showing my ignorance that I had no idea this was a thing.
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have ergonomics but it’s a technique problem 😂 tension rings are in the mail!! Thank you for the ideas!
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
boysky: Mr Chardi has been enjoying the hell out of some Lego sets while I’m crocheting my joints into dust, but he has asked for help identifying similar creative hobbies that don’t cost $70 a pop 🫠 and don’t risk slicing off a finger if doing it while watching football (so whittling is on hold)
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thin of patience, thick of thigh
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
stick to bag full in 3:34 that’s CHAMPIONSHIP HYDRATION LEVELS
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PRed my whole blood donation 😎
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We’re planning a kibbie dome trip next season btw
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mr chardi was fist pumping and cackling through the entire Idaho discussion. He’s so happy
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have once again squeezed myself behind the stacked washer/dryer and successfully installed a new dryer duct
The Home Depot logo with the M erased
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 03/10/2026
pained young mississippi state fan.
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mr chardi’s mom lives in Prescott and we’ve been talking about a spring visit……..
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
political ads during my football vs Sam Forstag ads during my football
Megan thee stallion looking down at the camera, disgustedMegan thee stallion tilting her glasses down and looking with apparent excitement
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am so sweaty. And I still have to do it one more time.
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She has 25+ scattered in that room alone!
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
be not deceived by the serpent
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the devil. from the bible.
Turkey rolling around on the floor attacking a banana
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
checking the return policy on Turkey bc she decided to free solo the laundry equipment, resulting in me having to buy a new dryer vent hose AND 127 hours myself back there for the install TWICE
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
treat. your. self.
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I might have broken my phone with my Apple Pay enthusiasm for that apron
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pleased to report it’s more than 3 (if suddenly taking crochet much more seriously counts as a full one)
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if you’re feeling newly fired up about criminal punishment in America, boy howdy do I have a recommendation for you!!! eji.org/get-involved/
eji.org
Get Involved
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cowboy Carter
Beyonce singing Thique directly to me, personally
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here’s a direct link to their state-by-state list of organizations with volunteering opportunities. eji.org/wp-content/u...
eji.org
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if you’re feeling newly fired up about criminal punishment in America, boy howdy do I have a recommendation for you!!! eji.org/get-involved/
eji.org
Get Involved
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
also accurate that elephants can create chaos!! www.kxlf.com/news/local-n...
kxlf.com
Elephant runs loose in Butte after escaping from traveling circus
An elephant was running loose on Harrison Avenue in Butte today after it temporarily escaped from a traveling circus that’s in town.
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
pop quiz!!! which of these is Russet’s real tongue
Russet the golden retriever holding in his mouth the tongue or limb of a purple toy cow I got him last weekendRusset the golden retriever appearing to smile
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
please tell his butt I said get well soon!
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s hard to put into words how grateful I am that, in this vast universe, Jamie and I happened to cross paths and found that once in a lifetime platonic love—and that this brilliant, hilarious, kind, and beautiful human gets to spend another year kicking ass ❤️
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1. Would y’all like to see a literal infant? 2. She’s always been an oracle
Screenshot of my Instagram feed from November 4, 2012 of Jamie (glitterburrito) wearing a Harvard t shirt with the caption “I forgot to post this until now, but this is the shirt Jamie was wearing when I came home after getting my LSAT score”
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
REAL LIFE NIGHTMARE: woke up 100% sure it was the 28th and was late wishing @glitterburrito.bsky.social a happy birthday. The good news is there are plenty of hours left in the day to celebrate the best friend and baddest bitch I’ve ever known!
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this made my day, blanx
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
realizing how many more skeins of fancy yarn my sister’s christmas present is gonna require
Tiger King I’m never going to financially recover from this
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I upset the dog singing the rest of it
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
more of the “contact a doctor if” warning in a sildenafil ad
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Iowa City is a delightful place for the record
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m about to dig through fiftyleven drawers to find the glittery Hawkeyes shirt my stepdad got me like 7 christmases ago bc LMAOOOO
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LMAOOOO shoutout to the lawyer who just had to laugh “welcome to my profession” about confessions over recorded jail lines
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every Dateline teaches me a valuable lesson. This one taught me that googling an infamous murderer right before a strikingly similar homicide happens in your house is what the kids might call a “bad look”
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
accomplishments include stunning a vet tech into a short silence before saying “I’ve never heard a patient described as ‘zooted’ before”
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s not an Alabama game this time
Girl who is going to be okay meme
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this sparks disproportionate joy
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Troy Davis is a huge part of the reason I’m a public defender today.
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
risks associated with this weather pattern include hail-sized golf balls
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the national hater service has issued a MUSTARD WATCH for Oxford, MS effective until 11:00 p.m. central time
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I gave him this plushie last night at 6 At least it was only $10!
Russet the golden retriever appearing to smile while holding an orange and pink plush bat wing in his mouth, surrounded by fluff and the rest of the orange and pink plush bat
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think someone was pleased with her nibble of tuna melt
Winnie the tortie cat licking my chin
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Vet: keep her off the couch and other high surfaces while she is metabolizing the anesthesia drugs Zooted Winnie: PARKOUR
Winnie the tortie cat with pupils even more dilated than usual standing on the kitchen counter
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