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Charity Schubert

@charityschubert.bsky.social
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NYC actress, director, producer. Theater is my home, film is my next adventure. I’m enthusiastic about Hoarders, burlesque, horror films, mechanical bulls, balcony gardening, vintage glam, and fat cats. Midwestern/Southern hybrid. Are you gonna eat that?

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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
We couldn’t have won without you, @bootsyspankinspi.bsky.social! Your work is gorgeous. Y’all, hire this man to score your next film!
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Starring @blayneweaver.bsky.social and @sisterjohnston.bsky.social and yours truly!
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I’m thrilled to announce we have launched our second crowdfunding campaign for LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES! fundraising.fracturedatlas.org/production-o... Please consider making a tax-deductible donation to support indie theater. Photo: Photography by Scarlett
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Classic. Flawless.
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Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock @warnock.senate.gov · 21/07/2025
This is gross negligence of justice. It’s shameful that this administration is attempting to subvert justice in a case where the defendant was convicted by a jury of his peers. Breonna Taylor’s life mattered and I will continue to demand accountability for her death.
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
All food should be presented as hors d’oeuvres. It’s the most appealing style.
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Or “underage women.” No such thing! They’re girls!
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
He won’t tell you how handsome he is, but I suspect he’ll show you…
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Short sleeves. Not sleeveless.
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two men in tuxedos are dancing in front of a sign that says `` chippendale '' .
ALT: two men in tuxedos are dancing in front of a sign that says `` chippendale '' .
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Sleeveless white dress shirt?
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Michael Cusumano @michaelcusumano.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
So far the whole "Unite against Mamdani" effort has been Adams and Cuomo issuing statements about how the other one sucks ass and should resign for the greater good and I hope they keep it up til November.
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Get empty premium liquor bottles and refill them with cheap well brands. Squirrels ain’t gonna know!
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Win!
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Flip your mindset. This is not an expense, this is an income stream. Cover charge collected at the hole they gnawed in your eaves. Airplane bottle service in the VIP section (behind duct work). Vending machine w/cologne and tiny condoms in the restroom (litter box). Hottest wildlife club in town! 🤑
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
French tuck never stays in place for me. It’s all the way untucked in an hour. I gave up.
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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a man wearing a purple leopard print suit has his mouth wide open
ALT: a man wearing a purple leopard print suit has his mouth wide open
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I am so sorry. You shouldn’t be in this alone. Sending strength! You are in my thoughts. Caregivers are heroes.
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
It was. What we ask of families is ridiculous. Caregivers are pushed to their breaking point. I don’t know how y’all do it, but I’m probably going to find out for myself in a few years with my parents. We have to create a better system.
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
That fucker. Ugh.
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Yes. I did. It was powerful and also disheartening.
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
PBS?
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Michael Cusumano @michaelcusumano.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
NAPOLEONIC CODE www.manhattanfilmfestival.org/movie/napole...
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NAPOLEONIC CODE - Manhattan Film Festival
When a New Yorker reunites with her estranged brother to settle their father's Louisiana Estate, they're confronted with secrets, old and new.
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Michael Cusumano @michaelcusumano.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Lead counsel presenting the plagiarism case against AI
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 01/06/2025
The older I get the harder Ginger Ale hits my body like GOOD dope
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Currently raising funds for a production LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES by Christopher Hampton. fundraising.fracturedatlas.org/production-o...
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Le Vicomte de Valmont, @blayneweaver.bsky.social Help us bring this conspicuously charming aristocrat to the stage by donating today: fundraising.fracturedatlas.org/production-o...
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Every single time I’ve ever sat down to write I feel like I’m gradually trying to work a piece of popcorn kernel out of my windpipe so that I can breathe properly. It’s unpleasant, to put it mildly. I must really love writing to have done it this long.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Sorry to get political but I think we should pay people to check for poop in our food
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Earrings, too.
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Blayne Weaver @blayneweaver.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
There is nothing more ridiculous in this timeline than the idea of my father going on twitter to get information about his social security payments. These are not serious people.
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
photo of a red shopping basket filled with turnips, under the headline: 
If you’re worried about food tariffs, adopt a frugal mindset and cook smarter
Learn to shop for groceries like a thrifter and work on eliminating waste
By Sheryl Julian Globe Correspondent,Updated April 7, 2025, 7:21 a.m.

caption: The big question is, writes Sheryl Julian, are we expected to remove all the pleasures from the table and turn the nightly dinner into a feast of locally grown turnips (above) and leafy greens?Jessica Rinaldi/Globe Staff
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I’m so sorry.
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The naughtier the cat the more we love them. It’s law.
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Lol. Why do we put up with those furry little fart faces?
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Fartfacery par excellence!
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Blayne Weaver @blayneweaver.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I’m in this! If you have a few bucks to share for the arts, it would be much appreciated.
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Thank you!
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Damn! Hope it heals quickly.
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Oooh! I don’t think I have that book. What’s the title?
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Done! Thank you for sharing.
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Oh no! That’s the worst feeling! So sorry.
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Congratulations!!
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Our campaign is live! We’re raising money for a production of LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES in Shreveport, Louisiana. Please consider making a tax-deductible donation to help us bring this gorgeous script to life.
fundraising.fracturedatlas.org
Les Liaisons Dangereuses
Whiskey Cat Productions presents Les Liaisons Dangereuses by Christopher Hampton: a thrilling period drama to be directed by Heather Hooper in Shreveport, Louisiana in July of 2025.
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I assumed that was his name… 😂 Butt in front of monitor is work!
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
A tech-savvy Fart Face! I dig it.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/02/2025
Crockett: "Down in Alabama, who's broke. Down in Louisiana, who's broke. I can go through pretty much the entire south and tell you that they're broke and rely on a lot of welfare from the government. To be perfectly honest, it is tax dollars from these big blue states...we're in the find out phase"
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
That sucks that you have to worry about that.
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Charity Schubert @charityschubert.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Keep wearing them. They don’t get to own patriotism or sports.
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Michael Cusumano @michaelcusumano.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
“If you let yourself be defeated by them because you are too fair to hit back the same way they hit at you, there won’t be any methods but Nazi methods. If you preach the rules of the game while they use every foul and filthy trick against you, they’ll laugh at you. Think you’re weak, decadent.”
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Michael Cusumano @michaelcusumano.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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