Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 7hwe are going to have to find an alternative to meta products for local communities and advertising, right now, it’s almost impossible to do any kind of local business or art project without it, but both their rules and support are so arbitrary and capricious that you can’t rely on them 21708194
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERPregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 10hfor the average program an 8-4 season where you beat your big rivals and steal a win against a better stationed program should be a year to be happy about. Instead it becomes a “we were 5 plays away from making the playoff” conversation and a referendum on the coach’s ability to “take the next step” 1101
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERPregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 10hA few reasons why this is happening 1. Thanks in large part to ESPN everyone has decided that success can only be found in the playoff 2. The ability to flip rosters has eroded the idea of patience in program building 3. “Indiana did it why cant we?” Is a fallacy that too many people think is truth 2223
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 23hthis is like when we beat #11 USC in 2024 or #25 Nebraska in 2025 or #23 Washington last week "THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY THAT GOOD!! YOU BEAT A BAD TEAM!!!! WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT, YOU SUCK!!!" 150
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERhockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 04/10/2026Google Gemini commercials are presenting "home teams are more likely to win one-run games 18% of the time" like that's a deep insight you need AI for instead of just being how the bottom of the ninth works 3589
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OU fans can take some solace in the fact that Lincoln R. still makes the dumbest possible playcalls at the worst possible time. Get your shit together, Dawgs. You're supposed to be a quality win. 030
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I just want/need to say: I am so proud of this team and if you can't believe, if you can't get on board, I am begging you, I am pleading with you: BELIEVE. #RTB #Gophers #GopherFB 150
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERRyan Burns @ryanburnsmn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The #Gophers took possession of the Little Brown Jug for the first time in Minneapolis since 1977, winning 20-14 over Michigan on Saturday. My thoughts and takeaways from a special day in Dinkytown, as the fans and team did their part. 247sports.com/college/minn...247sports.comTakeaways as Minnesota Football gets it done against Michigan in a 20-14 victoryRyan Burns' takeaways as Minnesota Gopher Football and PJ Fleck earn a massive home victory over Michigan in a 20-14 win 0182
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERRedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 03/10/2026Nothing beats the unbridled joy & chaos of a team running after a rivalry trophy — especially one as old and genuine as the Little Brown Jug. 2636
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERRedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 03/10/2026Northwestern, Minnesota, and UCLA are now in the battle for the top-half of the Big Ten — just as we all expected. 46610
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026hell of a way to earn his 100th career win!!! 041
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ONCE AGAIN I AM ASKING EVERYONE TO BELIEVE IN THIS TEAM. #RTB 190
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026me: oh PJ's in run the ball and painfully drain clock mode Drake: *throws pick six* me: 😮 010
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Choose Your Character, 5th century edition 071
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026does the vote of the college of cardinals mean nothing to you people 000
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERae @aelkus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it was the last remnant of the world before 229110
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ROW THE BOAT! SKI-U-MAH!! GO GOPHERS!!!! 140
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026ICYMI last night. 2847
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 44145372735
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the problem is there is no mass demand for this. you didn't have to sell email. the sole demand is by loathed corporations who are either: (a) trying to fire you; or (b) trying to make a trillion dollars getting you fired. and for (a) they are having a hard time doing it still 1158078
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 02/10/2026News: Texas Tech backup QB Thomas Castellanos is ineligible again after an appeals court rules for the NCAA in one of the fifth-year player cases in Kentucky. 3334
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time." 2349771155
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERParkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is insane. 1773605897
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERandré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lookuhmy toof 2929
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026thankfully their coverage is so wildly expensive that my independent insurance agent would never suggest them. 030
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026maybe this will be a wakeup call for Helton that the "find a hot OC in FCS/D2" who'll stay for a year before moving up to P4 isn't sustainable 130
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERTim “Los Ingobernables de Minnesota" Nichols @timcities555.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Demuth and the MNGOP brought Nick Shirley to Minnesota to create agitprop. 122
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*if* the #Gophers win this saturday, it will also be PJ's 100th win as a head coach 100
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERit’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026gm 826640
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026all the talk about UMich getting women's hockey? to hell with that. Look to Ypsi! Go Skating Eagles! 011
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026cc. M. Coyle @goldengophersports.bsky.social 010
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERKarl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026Meta's "Muse" launched with a nasty zero day flaw that gave hackers the ability to spy on Mac users, openly gives root access to people pretending to be Muse agents, and invited strangers over to another guy's house without telling himkarlbode.comMeta's Latest AI Product Is A Terrifying And Hilarious MessAuthoritarian-friendly mass surveillance has never been more adorable 522115845
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“I don’t know if Jack Smith’s lying or not. It was the only game ― Atlanta was the only NBA game or men’s college basketball game that night at 7:30,” Schmitt told HuffPost. ---- I think we found the problem here. I thought they cared about women's sports!!!! www.huffpost.com/entry/eric-s...huffpost.comRepublican Senator Makes Embarrassing Mistake While Accusing Jack Smith Of CrimesSupposed vice-presidential contender Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-Mo.) seems to have mixed up basketball teams in an effort to nail a top Trump enemy. 061
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i mean it is pretty damning that he went to a maryland vs. iowa game imho, but nobody's perfect 140
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it gets worse, actually. the entire site is rendered on the fly I guess from a single JS file. This is the core of the HTML, which loads 1.33mb of JS. --- <script type="module" crossorigin src="/assets/index-CATisID5.js"></script> --- GROSS GROSS GROSS. JFC. 120
Reposted by CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHERAndrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 29/09/2026i am such a broken record on this but it's a good thing to - know how to write your own emails - know how to find food you can make/eat - discover travel destinations - communicate directly w/your health care providers without just capitulating to whatever "AI" says/does 526859
CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026SHAME. SHAME ON MY COLLEAGUES. THIS IS GROSS.ai-librarians.orgAI Practitioners in Academic Libraries 140