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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER

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WHAT IF WE GAVE GOLDY ADDERALL GOLDEN GOPHERS BY A MILLION ROW THE BOAT/SKI-U-MAH/GO GOPHERS

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 7h
we are going to have to find an alternative to meta products for local communities and advertising, right now, it’s almost impossible to do any kind of local business or art project without it, but both their rules and support are so arbitrary and capricious that you can’t rely on them
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 10h
for the average program an 8-4 season where you beat your big rivals and steal a win against a better stationed program should be a year to be happy about. Instead it becomes a “we were 5 plays away from making the playoff” conversation and a referendum on the coach’s ability to “take the next step”
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 10h
A few reasons why this is happening 1. Thanks in large part to ESPN everyone has decided that success can only be found in the playoff 2. The ability to flip rosters has eroded the idea of patience in program building 3. “Indiana did it why cant we?” Is a fallacy that too many people think is truth
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 23h
this is like when we beat #11 USC in 2024 or #25 Nebraska in 2025 or #23 Washington last week "THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY THAT GOOD!! YOU BEAT A BAD TEAM!!!! WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT, YOU SUCK!!!"
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 04/10/2026
Google Gemini commercials are presenting "home teams are more likely to win one-run games 18% of the time" like that's a deep insight you need AI for instead of just being how the bottom of the ninth works
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OU fans can take some solace in the fact that Lincoln R. still makes the dumbest possible playcalls at the worst possible time. Get your shit together, Dawgs. You're supposed to be a quality win.
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just want/need to say: I am so proud of this team and if you can't believe, if you can't get on board, I am begging you, I am pleading with you: BELIEVE. #RTB #Gophers #GopherFB
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Ryan Burns @ryanburnsmn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The #Gophers took possession of the Little Brown Jug for the first time in Minneapolis since 1977, winning 20-14 over Michigan on Saturday. My thoughts and takeaways from a special day in Dinkytown, as the fans and team did their part. 247sports.com/college/minn...
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Takeaways as Minnesota Football gets it done against Michigan in a 20-14 victory
Ryan Burns' takeaways as Minnesota Gopher Football and PJ Fleck earn a massive home victory over Michigan in a 20-14 win
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 03/10/2026
Nothing beats the unbridled joy & chaos of a team running after a rivalry trophy — especially one as old and genuine as the Little Brown Jug.
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 03/10/2026
Northwestern, Minnesota, and UCLA are now in the battle for the top-half of the Big Ten — just as we all expected.
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hell of a way to earn his 100th career win!!!
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ONCE AGAIN I AM ASKING EVERYONE TO BELIEVE IN THIS TEAM. #RTB
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I NEED EVERYONE TO BELIEVE.
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1m per sack now
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1.5 for each sack he's taken today
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Because this is Fleckball
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me: oh PJ's in run the ball and painfully drain clock mode Drake: *throws pick six* me: 😮
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I NEED EVERYONE TO BELIEVE. #RTB
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ANTIFAldo @antifaldo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Choose Your Character, 5th century edition
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
does the vote of the college of cardinals mean nothing to you people
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it was the last remnant of the world before
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ROW THE BOAT! SKI-U-MAH!! GO GOPHERS!!!!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
ICYMI last night.
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
✌️🆙!!!! GO GO IDAHO!!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
✌️🆙!!!!!!!!! GO GO IDAHO!!!!!!
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the problem is there is no mass demand for this. you didn't have to sell email. the sole demand is by loathed corporations who are either: (a) trying to fire you; or (b) trying to make a trillion dollars getting you fired. and for (a) they are having a hard time doing it still
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 02/10/2026
News: Texas Tech backup QB Thomas Castellanos is ineligible again after an appeals court rules for the NCAA in one of the fifth-year player cases in Kentucky.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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Parkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is insane.
Christopher Hale w @ChristopherHale
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NEW: According to a bombshell report in the New York Times, Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah threatened to walk out of Pope Leo XIV's Al encyclical launch in May because the pope rejected the idea that machines can be conscious.
Olah's team then privately lobbied the pope's advisers "to take the possibility of model consciousness seriously." Pope Leo XIV held firm.
For months, Anthropic has wined and dined theologians and religious scholars under nondisclosure agreements, hoping they would bless the idea that Claude has moral standing.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lookuhmy toof
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thankfully their coverage is so wildly expensive that my independent insurance agent would never suggest them.
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
maybe this will be a wakeup call for Helton that the "find a hot OC in FCS/D2" who'll stay for a year before moving up to P4 isn't sustainable
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Row the Boat! #Gophers #GopherFB
A tattoo of regular goldy with the text "Goldy's Antifa Ultras" underneath
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Tim “Los Ingobernables de Minnesota" Nichols @timcities555.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Demuth and the MNGOP brought Nick Shirley to Minnesota to create agitprop.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 01/10/2026
GOLDY ON
SEPTEMBER 30TH
GOLDY ON
OCTOBER 1ST
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*if* the #Gophers win this saturday, it will also be PJ's 100th win as a head coach
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gm
Bob from Bob’s Burgers walking a forest with orange foliage. Text next to him “call me Humpty
Dumpty the way I'm about to have a great Fall”
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
all the talk about UMich getting women's hockey? to hell with that. Look to Ypsi! Go Skating Eagles!
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cc. M. Coyle @goldengophersports.bsky.social
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026
Meta's "Muse" launched with a nasty zero day flaw that gave hackers the ability to spy on Mac users, openly gives root access to people pretending to be Muse agents, and invited strangers over to another guy's house without telling him
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Meta's Latest AI Product Is A Terrifying And Hilarious Mess
Authoritarian-friendly mass surveillance has never been more adorable
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I don’t know if Jack Smith’s lying or not. It was the only game ― Atlanta was the only NBA game or men’s college basketball game that night at 7:30,” Schmitt told HuffPost. ---- I think we found the problem here. I thought they cared about women's sports!!!! www.huffpost.com/entry/eric-s...
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Republican Senator Makes Embarrassing Mistake While Accusing Jack Smith Of Crimes
Supposed vice-presidential contender Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-Mo.) seems to have mixed up basketball teams in an effort to nail a top Trump enemy.
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i mean it is pretty damning that he went to a maryland vs. iowa game imho, but nobody's perfect
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PJ Fleck, you can one up this guy
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
doom but in a marcel breuer building
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it gets worse, actually. the entire site is rendered on the fly I guess from a single JS file. This is the core of the HTML, which loads 1.33mb of JS. --- <script type="module" crossorigin src="/assets/index-CATisID5.js"></script> --- GROSS GROSS GROSS. JFC.
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 29/09/2026
i am such a broken record on this but it's a good thing to - know how to write your own emails - know how to find food you can make/eat - discover travel destinations - communicate directly w/your health care providers without just capitulating to whatever "AI" says/does
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#GoBeavs! #GophersAndBeavers5Ever
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CHAOTIC GOLDY GOPHER @chaoticgoldy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SHAME. SHAME ON MY COLLEAGUES. THIS IS GROSS.
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AI Practitioners in Academic Libraries
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