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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Mr. Smith, what would you say if I told you I have text messages from your staff documenting that you attempted to acquire yellowcake from a known nuclear arms dealer to terrorists named Duncan Hines on or about your child's birthday last year?"

A still frame of Sensor Eric Schmitt of Missouri preparing to drop a dramatic Perry Mason level bombshell in his questioning of Jack Smith

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tonight you'll be shown five voiceover narration introductions to segments on Beyond Belief: Fact of Fiction with Jonathan Frakes. Some are real. Some are fake. It will be up to you to distinguish the real exposition and expose the impostors.

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I saw Duncan Sheik open for Suzanne Vega and he was the most painfully, relatably self-deprecating performer I've ever seen. Rest well, dear soul.

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Resolved: Skyrizi's "Control Means Everything to Me" jingle is a pathological obsessive's cry for help masquerading as a commercial appeal.

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Hypothesis: The Mountain Goats are what would happen if Eminem had chosen indie piano rock as his expressive outlet: "And when the cops came through Me and Cathy stood next to the burning junkyard With a can full of gas and a handful of matches And I hope you die I hope we both die"

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Pitch: Law and Order: SGU : In the Stargate Justice System, stranding a team on an Ancient ship is especially heinous...

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Why are spontaneous hockey games called "pick up hockey" when they could be called "ad hockey"?

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Sometimes I like to imagine an alternate timeline in which there's a wildly popular meme of Jellico shouting at Riker "There are four shifts!"

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It could be the liquid helium. Or maybe the superconductors.

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Do all GLP-1 medication brand name sound like Star Trek aliens or is it just "The Wegovy"?

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Rewatching Moonlighting and only now appreciating how the show makes it clear that Bruce Willis is a ghost from the beginning.

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Watching Stargate SG1 and I have so many questions. For example: When the Tok'ra used a symbiote to help Lieutenant Elliot survive was he technically Elliot Goa'uld?

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Saw Disclosure Day and I am so saddened to see that pretty much every reviewer thinks Spielberg's movie about a national reckoning of its historic mistreatment of aliens is about UFOs.

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

The final blow to the movie industry is going to come when movie theaters realize they can sell people 90-150 minute experiences of resting in the dark, not having to talk to anyone, and not having to be alone.

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Launching a new band, LinkedIn Park. Our album, Hybrid Workplace Theory, drops this Friday.

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

If you only know @thedreameaters.bsky.social from their more recent YouTube short videos, please do yourself a favor and try one of their songs from 7 years ago. I just heard it and I haven't felt like this since I stayed up listening to a mixtape with my best friend's new discovery on it.

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Bats In The Belfry By The Dream Eaters

YouTube video by The Dream Eaters

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

New podcast pitch: Aura Farming with Walter Benjamin. Each week Walter Benjamin's spirit is irresistibly compelled to take corporeal form and address the implications of "aura" emerging as symbolic currency in online youth culture.

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

It's worth noting that Roy Orbison's song becomes richer and remarkably less problematic if you hear him singing, "Pretty woman, the kind I'd like to be."

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Are the Star Trek Deep Space 9 wormhole prophets the same noncorporeal wormhole aliens that guided Moonbase Alpha in Space 1999 and does that mean Maya the Metamorph is one of the Founder Changeling Shapeshifters?

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

If a Stargate reboot happens, I ask only the the theme song end with, "When you / Read the Glyphstones / You'll Have a Goa'uld / You'll Have a Goa'uld / You'll Have a Goa'uld Time!"

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

The older I get, the more certain I become that the person who came up with "The Best Part of Waking Up Is Folgers In Your Cup" was writing a desperate plea for help that was mistaken tragically for an ad jingle.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

[shocked pikachu.jpeg]

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Gonna start referring to literacy around my kids as Booksmaxxing

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Isn't the real Mandela Effect just shorthand for "people would sooner doubt reality than injustice?" Like, who are all these people who were content believing that he died in prison?

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I just watched a 2008 movie in which Liam Neeson portrayed a father with a very particular set of skills on a relentless quest to find and save his daughter from a fate he dare not imagine. My kids and I really enjoyed Ponyo.

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Sailor Michael @sailormichael.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Text from my son. "It's bad Dad" Fuck all y'all who led us here. That's all he could say.

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Walter Benjamin said it best: "Such is the aestheticizing of politics, as practiced by fascism. Turner Classic Movies replies by politicizing art." Or something like that.

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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

the rules are clear: Ryan Coogler gets to keep shooting until he misses

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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Dow is less than 50,000 so we get to hold powerful men accountable today, right? Right?

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Seriously considering starting middle aged No Doubt cover band called No Gout.

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I just watched Space: 1999's first season and I genuinely miss when television shows with big stars produced 24 episodes that look like they were produced by a well-funded high school drama troupe.

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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I work with a real jerk, can't stand him, don't even think he knows my name. Today he's suddenly the nicest guy here. Knows my name, knows everyone's name. He's playing the piano. Just saw him surprise a young couple with wrestlemania tickets.

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

After the transporter accident that split actor Mark Leonard Nimoy into Leonard Nimoy and Mark Lenard, was it wrong for producers to leave them separated and not try to recombine them?

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

democrats voted to require freddy krueger to wear a glove with three claws instead of four. why aren’t you happy. why aren’t you grateful

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I keep thinking about the scene in the 1990 film adaptation of "Hunt for Red October" in which the Soviet defectors talk about how great it's going to be when they get to America and they can travel from state to state without having to show papers.

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Starfleet Academy is off to a solid and promising start and it has an inspiring message that's completely incompatible with subscribing to Paramount Plus.

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Channel Open @channelopen.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I don't know why anybody is still subscribed to Paramount Plus when all the other networks are showing a special extended edition of Deep Space Nine's Past Tense with previously unseen extra footage for free.

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