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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This is true of every GOP Congress person. They'd eat fried chicken at lynchings. They'd laugh while their kids raped your daughter and your neighborhood burned.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Being born rich should be in the DSM-V. It's a brain disease.

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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 08/10/2026

Atlanta and the Yankees got eliminated from the playoffs on the same night. Live look at me, a hater:

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alice lastnamé @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i think this needs to be broken up into divisions: - beefcake (the big bois) - boy band (tiger beat looking mfs) - romance novel protagonist (conventionally attractive) - hear me out

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The roads have signs and they tell you where things are. Buildings, roads, and houses are often numbered so as to easily identify them.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I saw a mailman dressed like this the other day. I thought it was a bit on the nose.

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New York Mets @mets.com · 27/09/2026

Thank you, #Mets fans 🧡💙

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You know what? I love it. Lose the the last Friday of the season because of 4 wild pitches. It's Virgo season. Something, something #lgm

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The top tier rexypods are significantly better than rest of the also very good rexypods. -Roger Ebert

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Mets are sure good at getting RBI when they are up by 4. Never when down by 1.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We need to press the panic button and do everything possible to convince white people voting isn't worth it. Maybe start a mayonnaise competition on the first Tuesday in November.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We need a Democratic PAC dedicated to suppressing GOP votes. Tell the the booths have vaccines. Tell them Marx loved voting. Tell them voting was invented by black people.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

In retrospect, electing actors and nepobabies was probably a mistake.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I thought they optioned LuRob? #mets

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Ugh college football is back.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Custodian: You shit all over the toilet.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

People who are born rich suffer significant deficits to their humanity.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I'm not worried about the future. I know white people will fail every test. It's not cynical to acknowledge reality. White people hate freedom, democracy, and the American people they will continue to do so because they are stupid and evil.

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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 22/08/2026

I for one welcome our new spider overlords.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

White slave owners response to Lincoln, who promised slavery would endure, being elected was to secede. White people can't govern responsibly.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Americans will definitely start doing racial pogroms before they try revolution. That will be the test. We will fail. NY and California should actively prepare for secession. The USA is a dead stick. Too many racists and fascists for a civil society to continue. Time to abandon the neoconfederacy

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

All thanks to the people who clean the parks and public plazas

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Tim Britton (he/him) @timbritton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

It is my journalistic duty to inform you that Mets minor-leaguer Wyatt Young is 1-for-4 with a HBP when facing Wyatt Olds.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Suffering is bad. People who say suffering produces good outcomes are liars. Suffering produces what's left. You may be different but probably not better.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Semien, Bates, Polanco. Just a black hole of offense.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

If the Mets continue to score 6 runs a game they will win.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Targaryans are all pretty gross. Esthetically.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

How does electing RIEBN (Republicans in everything but name) help anyone? It just gives false hope. Manchin, Lieberman, Sinema, and others I'm forgetting don't believe in the Democratic party and frankly don't seem to believe in anything except people should listen to them.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Elections between people who don't disagree are just circle jerks.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I haven't seen any evidence that Haley Stevens was electable. She seems barely able to speak in sentences that haven't been focused grouped to death. And frankly just seems weird. But I don't live in Michigan.

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Gotta hand it to "McConnell." I thought nothing would be more surprising and suspicious on this particular day than the Mets playing good baseball, but I spoke too soon.

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MLB Daily News @insidemlbnews.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Jefry Yan celebrates his first MLB strikeout

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Along with Puerto Rico and DC the Dems should make every city with more than 2 million people states too.(nyc,Boston, Chicago, Houston)

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It's funny that the two entities in the American government that always have resources, the police and military, are completely unable to perform in a competent fashion. Even with no guard rails. Ok, not haha funny.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Americans will trade liberty for fake security and violent peace every day. They are a docile and ignorant people who accept inequality and suffering because they lack the imagination to do anything else.

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Polanco's OPS would go up if he didn't take a bat to the plate.

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Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 02/08/2026

Remember, MLB wants you to be mad at the Dodgers for getting all the good players so you'll support a lockout and a salary cap that only benefits the owners of clubs that didn't want to pay the money YOU spend on baseball for players to play on YOUR team

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Here's the thing @radiofreetom.bsky.social is right. We can't do what they do. But I don't know how you win swing voters, who don't know or really believe in anything, without pissing them off by doing stuff (see aca).

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