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Chance Tolman

@chancet.bsky.social
338 followers 404 following 797 posts

Mets fan. Amateur medievalist. Onery wing'd lizard. Jazz, Revolutions, and tomato soup. "Chance is the lifeblood of cinema." Werner Herzog

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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is true of every GOP Congress person. They'd eat fried chicken at lynchings. They'd laugh while their kids raped your daughter and your neighborhood burned.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Being born rich should be in the DSM-V. It's a brain disease.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chaos!
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 08/10/2026
Atlanta and the Yankees got eliminated from the playoffs on the same night. Live look at me, a hater:
static.klipy.com
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Chaos, I suppose.
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michael penix jr jr @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i think this needs to be broken up into divisions: - beefcake (the big bois) - boy band (tiger beat looking mfs) - romance novel protagonist (conventionally attractive) - hear me out
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The roads have signs and they tell you where things are. Buildings, roads, and houses are often numbered so as to easily identify them.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's exactly what I said on fb last night. Good call. 😆
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a citizen of Utah, I couldn't agree more.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's kind of a butter.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you! You're awesome.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I saw a mailman dressed like this the other day. I thought it was a bit on the nose.
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New York Mets @mets.com · 27/09/2026
Thank you, #Mets fans 🧡💙
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Flash Gordon
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know what? I love it. Lose the the last Friday of the season because of 4 wild pitches. It's Virgo season. Something, something #lgm
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Gelbs! ##LFGM
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The top tier rexypods are significantly better than rest of the also very good rexypods. -Roger Ebert
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And the op should probably read Marx again because she missed the point.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I could never even watch it.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Mets are sure good at getting RBI when they are up by 4. Never when down by 1.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Confident Robin Hood Animation
Alt: Confident Robin Hood Animation
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
None. All shows should go on
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We need to press the panic button and do everything possible to convince white people voting isn't worth it. Maybe start a mayonnaise competition on the first Tuesday in November.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We need a Democratic PAC dedicated to suppressing GOP votes. Tell the the booths have vaccines. Tell them Marx loved voting. Tell them voting was invented by black people.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dude.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Further proof of your anti primary position. #smokefilledrooms
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You make me laugh. Thanks
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In retrospect, electing actors and nepobabies was probably a mistake.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The business man president thinks you get rich by not engaging in commerce. A straight grifter attitude. There is no grift without the grift and the grift is everything. Almost have to admire it.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I thought they optioned LuRob? #mets
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ugh college football is back.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've got a few of these on ig.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That's what I said.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What Tom means is that Dems must win racist votes without being racist. And that means patting the racists on the head.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The opening scene of the wire.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I hate that for you.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Custodian: You shit all over the toilet.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The pina colada song.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
People who are born rich suffer significant deficits to their humanity.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm not worried about the future. I know white people will fail every test. It's not cynical to acknowledge reality. White people hate freedom, democracy, and the American people they will continue to do so because they are stupid and evil.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nobody gets your point. Dems have to win racist votes without being overtly racist. I think you you underestimate voters racism. But your interlocurters miss the point.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What if I believe? @aprilglick.bsky.social That's something.
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 22/08/2026
I for one welcome our new spider overlords.
Spider!
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
White slave owners response to Lincoln, who promised slavery would endure, being elected was to secede. White people can't govern responsibly.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Americans will definitely start doing racial pogroms before they try revolution. That will be the test. We will fail. NY and California should actively prepare for secession. The USA is a dead stick. Too many racists and fascists for a civil society to continue. Time to abandon the neoconfederacy
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
All thanks to the people who clean the parks and public plazas
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Tim Britton (he/him) @timbritton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It is my journalistic duty to inform you that Mets minor-leaguer Wyatt Young is 1-for-4 with a HBP when facing Wyatt Olds.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Suffering is bad. People who say suffering produces good outcomes are liars. Suffering produces what's left. You may be different but probably not better.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
People look at me like I have 3 heads when I say that.
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Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Semien, Bates, Polanco. Just a black hole of offense.
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