Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This is true of every GOP Congress person. They'd eat fried chicken at lynchings. They'd laugh while their kids raped your daughter and your neighborhood burned. 000
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Being born rich should be in the DSM-V. It's a brain disease. 000
Reposted by Chance TolmanRoger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 08/10/2026Atlanta and the Yankees got eliminated from the playoffs on the same night. Live look at me, a hater:static.klipy.com 47514
Reposted by Chance Tolmanmichael penix jr jr @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i think this needs to be broken up into divisions: - beefcake (the big bois) - boy band (tiger beat looking mfs) - romance novel protagonist (conventionally attractive) - hear me out 1914433
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The roads have signs and they tell you where things are. Buildings, roads, and houses are often numbered so as to easily identify them. 000
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That's exactly what I said on fb last night. Good call. 😆 010
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I saw a mailman dressed like this the other day. I thought it was a bit on the nose. 000
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You know what? I love it. Lose the the last Friday of the season because of 4 wild pitches. It's Virgo season. Something, something #lgm 000
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The top tier rexypods are significantly better than rest of the also very good rexypods. -Roger Ebert 000
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And the op should probably read Marx again because she missed the point. 010
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Mets are sure good at getting RBI when they are up by 4. Never when down by 1. 000
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comConfident Robin Hood AnimationAlt: Confident Robin Hood Animation 1103
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We need to press the panic button and do everything possible to convince white people voting isn't worth it. Maybe start a mayonnaise competition on the first Tuesday in November. 000
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We need a Democratic PAC dedicated to suppressing GOP votes. Tell the the booths have vaccines. Tell them Marx loved voting. Tell them voting was invented by black people. 000
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Further proof of your anti primary position. #smokefilledrooms 000
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026In retrospect, electing actors and nepobabies was probably a mistake. 000
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The business man president thinks you get rich by not engaging in commerce. A straight grifter attitude. There is no grift without the grift and the grift is everything. Almost have to admire it. 000
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026What Tom means is that Dems must win racist votes without being racist. And that means patting the racists on the head. 211
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Custodian: You shit all over the toilet. 000
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026People who are born rich suffer significant deficits to their humanity. 010
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I'm not worried about the future. I know white people will fail every test. It's not cynical to acknowledge reality. White people hate freedom, democracy, and the American people they will continue to do so because they are stupid and evil. 000
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Nobody gets your point. Dems have to win racist votes without being overtly racist. I think you you underestimate voters racism. But your interlocurters miss the point. 000
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026What if I believe? @aprilglick.bsky.social That's something. 010
Reposted by Chance TolmanRoger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 22/08/2026I for one welcome our new spider overlords. 2617
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026White slave owners response to Lincoln, who promised slavery would endure, being elected was to secede. White people can't govern responsibly. 000
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Americans will definitely start doing racial pogroms before they try revolution. That will be the test. We will fail. NY and California should actively prepare for secession. The USA is a dead stick. Too many racists and fascists for a civil society to continue. Time to abandon the neoconfederacy 110
Reposted by Chance TolmanAyo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026All thanks to the people who clean the parks and public plazas 1256
Reposted by Chance TolmanTim Britton (he/him) @timbritton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It is my journalistic duty to inform you that Mets minor-leaguer Wyatt Young is 1-for-4 with a HBP when facing Wyatt Olds. 25015
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Suffering is bad. People who say suffering produces good outcomes are liars. Suffering produces what's left. You may be different but probably not better. 000
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026People look at me like I have 3 heads when I say that. 130
Chance Tolman @chancet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Semien, Bates, Polanco. Just a black hole of offense. 000