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Bourgeois Heffa

@champagnetay.bsky.social
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Privately audacious. I ate at the last Popeyes buffet. Talk nice to me. *formerly Stanley Tunechi

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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 2h
I wish I was watching the game with my sister right now. She’d say “you can’t jump on that man back like that”
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 2h
Think I’m gonna kick off spooky season with the multiverse of madness. That movie didn’t get its due and I’m mad at everybody about it.
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Moth @theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social · 5h
Heat. For anything. For everything. No nominations even
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 3h
The way AJ McLean was going, ain’t think my boy was gonna make it to this age. Look how gid will turn it around.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 10h
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 6h
Pie-Yow!
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 6h
🎶BIG LEGS! BLACK PANNY HOSE!🎶 - me at 7 years old
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 7h
Morris Day grinning with an empty speech bubble below him.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 6h
People lost their minds when they passed laws open container laws
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DivaSocials @divasocials.bsky.social · 7h
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Shakannah Joe Titiny: YES NIECE!!
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 11h
White America has been confronted with the reality that most welfare recipients are in fact white.
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Ric Flair's Iconic WOOOOO! Learn To Love It!
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 14h
In my personal experience, people will act like you broke the law if you don’t want to be in leadership positions or not be interested in bring in positions of power especially if you present a certain way.
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VaJenell Hugh-Briss @finalgirlboss.bsky.social · 14h
I promise I’m not being snarky when I say a lot of adults need to be consciously parented til they learn how to self-regulate. So much of the SL drama recently could’ve been avoided if ppl had taken a nap, opened a coloring book, or gone for a walk instead of posting. Y’all are tired & dehydrated.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 15h
We talking about hot dogs!?
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Kim Kardashian Creeping Through Bushes
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ken Paxton: The only thing that really saves us is that the Supreme Court came along and allowed Super PACs. Otherwise... I would be sitting here and never have a chance...
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate that everyone is calling a panel a “fireside chat”
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Providing direction is not micro managing
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𝟸 𝙷𝚞𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚎 @sleeksilhouette.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
That’s what we did with cable, right? When Xfinity, Uverse and Direct Tv got too high, we cancelled. Same with streaming. They done got bigger than the program. Cancel that shit today.
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Kate Powers @kate-powers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Either i tried to see if AI could help and i spent more time trying to get it to work than i would have doing the task, or someone completed a task with Ai and i had to go back and correct their work.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Why would I deceive you?”
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He looks like what I imagine anal prolapse looks like
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Charlie Murphy was my favorite from Chapelle Show. Rest in Peace a legend.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“You frog build looking bitch” is gonna send me on to glory
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🦂 Scorpiono (10/24): Congrats to Angel Reese for winning DPOY! 💐 @scorpiono.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I still can't see an ewok and not think about Elon to this day!! 🤣
Screenshot of Doja roasting Elon on X where she calls him a "frog built looking bitch" and a "barrel cheated bewok."
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“How you let cherries and milk kill you. How embarrassing.” 🤣
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Perry’s doing the 79¢ pork chop to the first 200 people on Friday. I will not be fighting gladiator style for lunch.
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Curtains for Zoosha. Is what Ive gotten out whatever is happening right now.
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Troynelious Boo 👻 @troyneliousq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyday is Festivus if you really bout that action.
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Seinfeld: Frank Costanza's Festivus Grievances
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey question: how long do you let a delivery for a neighbor sit in front of their door before you contact property management?
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More than likely I couldn’t watch Borat today with the lens I have now BUT learning that white people catch the Holy Ghost had me in tears
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m gonna hear “Is that his bones?!” In my head all day and I hope I don’t lose it in a meeting 🤣
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They calling Talarico the anti christ because that playbook works well with their constituents. Even though their dear leader is about as close to the anti christ as it gets.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Idc if it’s only 22 people over here. Twitter is a sess pool and I don’t do scat play.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SB12 prohibits schools from having gender affirming student groups and volunteer activities. I know of a few well funded districts that are specifically for male parents volunteer at the school. Will they shut that programming down to comply with “the law”?
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Bougie Man La Flare @ad-renaissance.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Listen…. I swear, all of my friends with kids of similar ages are asking ourselves “are these kids just soft or did we develop grit in a less kind way and become tougher?”
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope they keep Jasmine’s hair in a bun for the remainder of the show. It’s an elegant look for a mature Whitley.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now why was Godzilla cutting up in Japan like that #GodzillaMinusOne
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DBdant @dbdant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This tidbit was in the article. 🎈💥 ? "Goldman Sachs warned Friday that AI hyperscalers, including Meta, need to generate roughly $300 billion a year in AI services revenue just to break even on their capital spending—and $1 trillion annually to earn meaningful profits—spooking investors."
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Mark Zuckerberg Loses $9 Billion In A Day As Goldman Sachs Pours Cold Water On Meta Stock Rally
Zuckerberg’s $9 billion loss was the biggest single-day drop among any billionaire Friday.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. THEY COMFORT ME.
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
"Why can't we be like France when they protest?!" Because you spent decades conflating riots with violent/terrorism and not "the language of the unheard" like MLKjr said. You quote him like you quote the bible, always ignoring what conflicts with your bullshit.
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jesus keep me near the cross. This weather has me fucked up that I was 5 minutes late to a meeting I was leading. I literally NEVER do that at all.
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Slytherin @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
The use cases for all the worst people are clearly articulated. Companies who want slaves. Criminals who want better scams. Governments who want better surveillance. Tech nerds who want Borg Jesus. The use cases for the average person is nonexistent.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder does Damon Lindeloff remember the 70’s and 80’s clear as a bell. He has a precision in duplicating that time period for film and tv.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Backrooms on HBOMax.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screen X might see me for Godzilla Minus Zero but that’s probably it
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Mr. Crown @ambitiousapex.blacksky.app · 04/08/2026
I want more of you to experience thought provoking, smile producing, warm rushing whimsy. The night you never want to end. The trip that changes you. The voice that soothes you. The thought that nourishes you. The song that captivates you. SOMETHING that makes all this a lil more bearable.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m always amazed that players can be present for two feet tap to stay in the end zone
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