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Bourgeois Heffa

@champagnetay.bsky.social
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Privately audacious. I ate at the last Popeyes buffet. Talk nice to me. *formerly Stanley Tunechi

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 1h
Also the social capital - ie the friend of my parents friend who can hook me up with a meeting with a key person who might invest in my idea either with $$ or with more social connections - what Granovetter calls the "strength of weak ties"
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 5h
Do Gen Z know what a speed bump is?
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drizzlesez.bsky.social @drizzlesez.bsky.social · 8h
Goose said:
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Loiter Squad Meme: It Smell Like Bitch In Here!
ALT: Loiter Squad Meme: It Smell Like Bitch In Here!
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 7h
Remember how everyone was so appalled about the Daniel Pearl video yet there were so many people who watched it, analyzed it and even said it was fake. We live in a depraved society.
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is the only reason why certain people wanted to know—and spread—her name without her consent. so they can abuse her, too.
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Cornell’s Jane Doe is ‘terrified’ after death threats and a swatting incident, her lawyer says | CNN
One month ago, the woman now known to America as Cornell’s Jane Doe was living in New York City and trying to break into the hotel industry, her lawyer says. Now she’s facing threats and hiding out at...
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 8h
My boomer brother is in Italy sending me AI pics of him in Italy…
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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 18h
Whew mfers really did thee most in November 2024.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 15h
Connections Puzzle #1217 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 16h
💪🏾Wordle 1,939 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 16h
Oh. My. God
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 16h
The way I don’t need to be watching Widows Bay at this time of night
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Angie Nixon’s interview on Higher Learning is this weeks required listening.
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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
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Neil hunt's nonsense pottery @nostradamnus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i'm gonna see all the national parks
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Street Fighter is gonna be terrible and I’ll be front and center.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You best believe I'm gonna watch the HELL out of that Street Fighter movie on a plane while half-assedly reading emails in a few months
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sickening
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Making death into a spectacle
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does this not fall under cruel and unusual punishment?
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Lyrical Dushes @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's crazy. She used her money and influence to look like Andy Dick. 😞
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just watched a video of this administration cutting down a 250 year old tree and I tell you when this earth opens up to swallow us whole, it will be deserved.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And how did we individually decide “Go away from me with this, Apollo” would be how we addressed shenanigans. Certain things just feel right.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I used to live in Oak Cliff for years but now I live in North Dallas but wanna move back to the Cliff, would that make me a gentrifier?
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can somebody tell me why this shit is vague af? “You may and you might but if you don’t we’ll cone down with the hammer of Thor”
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey. Lawyers are worth it. I’ve been reading this Texas Education Code for the past half hour and
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Tate's Confused Reaction: N****, WHAT?
ALT: Tate's Confused Reaction: N****, WHAT?
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think about “this nigga eatin beans” tweet every time I fix myself a serving of this dense bean salad.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mecca got me hollerin with “sister Maury she came running and LOOKing for her Lord” 🤣
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Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I give grace when it comes to those in the workforce being forced to use it as a metric or their company baking it into the software. There is no escaping it. Its the personal use of slop & the unnecessary company investments i dont get jiggy w/.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A lie don’t care who tell it But in all honesty, I was disappointed in myself when my kids told me they didn’t know Janet was a big deal and not just Michael’s sister.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is this not crazy to yall?
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Lerry Ellison and his weird son Blunther (??) Ellison look like they go on weekend trips to kill horses and steal their teeth
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ChatBBD, can I trust a big butt and a smile?
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mark Ruffalo so Gen X www.tiktok.com/t/ZPLF1QwKP/
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deadass 🙂‍↕️
TikTok video by Headquarters
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Everything is always working out for our greatest good and highest joy”
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Regional Baddie
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’ll shock you for sure 🤣
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I also now understand why glasses wearers push their glasses up so much
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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
They were both whores and frauds, so it’s fair.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The older I get, the smaller my purses become. I’m no longer a mom to kids who need me to account for everything they forgot or need. I only have to be accountable for myself and my things.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I used to (and still do) get Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart confused even though this was my profile pic for a long while at the other place
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You cannot have “Dallas Hairstylist” in your name and be located in Lewisville.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry. I’m new to this glasses thing.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Omg cleaning your glasses does wonders. It’s like I have a new set of eyes.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Law Roach has the aura of a tall person
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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If You Could Only See by Tonic on Apple Music
Song · 1996 · Duration 4:21
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sitting in a local coffee shop while mid 90’s grunge plays overhead. This is the America I was promised.
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KD @kadeeja.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
The petition would have put measurement inside the building, tracking which servers and cooling equipment drove the sharpest demands so the state could charge the data center for the power lines, generating capacity and city water it needs, thetexasdispatch.com/puc-october-...
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Texas won’t make data centers measure power and water use
Texas regulators refused Oct. 1 to require data centers to measure the power and water used inside their buildings — rejecting the filing, not the idea.
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes the amount of money you pay for medical tests will have you feeling like “they better find something”
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Denzel Washington and Jamie Foxx Interview
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes. And I do believe it will be “the end of the internet,” because NOTHING on it will be trustworthy as real. Unless…Congress regulates it. 🥴
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Bourgeois Heffa @champagnetay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So much of being an older married couple is just leading each other around and fussing at one another for minor inconveniences.
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