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Alex Champagne

@champagnelab.bsky.social
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Associate Professor of Biology. Birder, physiologist, and reluctant lipid biochemist. Views are my own. 🐦🦇🐕🐊 he/him

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What a career! Pitched into his age 43 season! Following his lead, I will no longer be taking calls from MLB teams after the 2028 season.
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Chris Mihos @chrismihos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I get really annoyed seeing so many people say "Since everyone uses AI to write papers..." or "Referee reports now are just written by AI..." Look: Everything I have written has, for better or worse, been my own writing. Don't project your cynical expectations on my work. Seriously, screw gen-AI.
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Mary Leighton @maryleighton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Another thing I am currently trying to teach students: AI might accurately summarize the article, but it won't tell you if the article is any *good*. Are the arguments actually supported by the evidence presented? Is the author writing in bad faith? Do *you* agree with it? Read the damn paper.
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Helen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As both an academic and a writer, I am repelled by the "this looks like a long document. Would you like me to summarize it for you?" that seems to appear at the top of every pdf viewer now. NO. The *entire point* of good writing (either books or journal papers) is that every sentence has a purpose.
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you have 15 minutes and you want to hear about how undergraduates can benefit from attending a regional scientific meeting while also helping that small, regional scientific society flourish, please give our APS podcast a listen!
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Kate Jackson @katejackson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
No one had to think super hard about how to make a washing machine useful. A telephone. A vacuum cleaner. So why do our bosses have to constantly challenge us to find something, anything, for which AI might be helpful If your customers don’t find your product useful, that’s a you-problem
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is REALLY important. “Over 50% of Americans say climate change is a serious threat; only 10% think their compatriots feel the same That perception gap on the issue is among the highest in the world, per a new Gallup poll.” They want you to think you’re alone. You’re not. #ClimateCrisis
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Over 50% of Americans say climate change is a serious threat; only 10% think their compatriots feel the same
That perception gap on the issue is among the highest in the world, per a new Gallup poll....
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Your bad art is better than AI slop.
four frame comic. first frame shows a typical AI poster that says : All chatgpt flyers look the same, especially with this font! the text above it reads : I won't go to your event if the poster was made by AI. second frame shows a still frame from a Hank Green youtube video. text above reads : I won't read your post or email and I won't watch your video if they were made with AI. third frame shows an AI restaurant poster of burgers and chicken in a window. text reads : I won't patronize your shop  or restaurant if it is advertised with AI. last frame shows an MS paint window with badly written : Your bad art is better than AI slop. text reads : if you can't take the time or make the effort to interact with me yourself, then why should I do it?
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Katharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com · 17/07/2026
I am a climate scientist and, same.
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Author Bill Sullivan @authorbillsullivan.com · 14/07/2026
Spoke to Indiana Public Media with some updates regarding the Cyclospora outbreak hitting our state and at least 30 others... Parasite causing ‘explosive diarrhea’ on the rise in Indiana www.ipm.org/news/2026-07...
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Parasite causing ‘explosive diarrhea’ on the rise in Indiana
Cyclospora, a parasite causing 'explosive diarrhea' is appearing more frequently in Indiana in the midst of a national outbreak.
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
As long as I live, I’ll never understand how “it should be easier for wealthy corporations to poison the air that my family and I breathe” became a politically popular position with half the country.
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Meanwhile, I lose all ability to think if I hear my neighbor mowing their lawn.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 01/07/2026
NEW BLOG FOR YOU Google's energy consumption numbers in their new climate report are mind-blowing. 2 years ago they flipped from linear to exponential growth, and their climate impact is blowing out, too. A WILD testament to the obscene bloat and waste of GenAI: ketanjoshi.co/2026/07/01/g...
a chart showing google's rising energy consumption - huge, and rising faster than ever beforea chart showing google's rising energy consumption - huge, and rising faster than ever beforea chart showing google's rising energy consumption - huge, and rising faster than ever beforeGoogle's total energy consumption more than new zealand
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Nature @nature.com · 18/06/2026
Evidence suggests that AI-driven ‘deskilling’ is starting to happen in medicine, computer science and other fields go.nature.com/4vtwEN1
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Is AI ruining our skills? Early results are in — and they’re not good
Reliance on artificial-intelligence tools degrades the abilities of physicians and software engineers, studies show.
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So many great questions and answers here. My favorite quote: “As an institution, we are — by charter and design and history — nonpartisan. But we are in a deeply partisan age. Just by doing our work, we will be viewed in a partisan light no matter what. So our job is to double down on the science.”
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
One of my favorite parts of teaching ornithology is getting to see my students’ artistic talent when I grade their field notebooks at the end of the semester. Check out these great drawings! Posted with permission.
Golden-crowned KingletRed-breasted Nuthatch Blue JayEastern Bluebird
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witchy raerae 👍🧙🏻‍♀️ ❌👑 @rachaelnevins.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
“Use AI to brainstorm but not to write.” “Use AI to help you outline but not to write.” These are commonly proposed as “ethical” ways for undergrad students to use AI, but I’m sorry, brainstorming & outlining are just as integral to writing as the actual construction of sentences.
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Time to update the stats for Longest Nonstop Migratory Flight!
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Just talked about this case with my ornithology students. I only wish I had seen the alt text before class.
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Dave Hemprich-Bennett @davehb.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Species are just vibes written in latin
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Cliff Swallows always look like they’re wearing little headlamps.
3 Cliff Swallows perched and fluffed to ward off the cold.
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Marti Lawrence @marti-l.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Hummingbirds looking a bit rough this year.
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"Turns out students aren't great at asking questions well." No fucking shit. Literally any educator could tell you that. 90% of my job as a high school librarian is trying to figure out what kids actually want versus what question they asked.
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Dr. Samantha Montano @samlmontano.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Remember how hard tech bros marketed this as being the “inevitable future” (see: @tressiemcphd.bsky.social) that we all HAD to get onboard with and would make trillions of dollars and disrupt life as we know it? Hmm.
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Perfectly stated! The struggle to write, effectively communicate, and relate our science to others is where we make the biggest advancements in our thinking.
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Matthew Ponsford @interspecies.agency · 13/03/2026
Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine
Photographs of a dinosaur-looking bird, the shoebill, and popstar Sabrina Carpenter, overlaid with a height comparison showing both are 152 cm, with visual graphics saying the magazine's name SSWAGGER and some Chinese characters Photographs of a shoebill and popstar Sabrina Carpenter overlaid with a height comparison showing that, yes indeed, both are just 152 cmI can't even begin to describe this photograph. I think that might be Taylor Swift on a night out with Sabrina Carpenter. But Sabrina is photoshopped to have a shoebill face and talons, with wing-tips coming out her coat but still Sabrina's hair
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
New paper! Small, regional scientific meetings are a cost-effective way to boost undergraduates’ confidence and sense of belonging in science. Bonus: Regional societies benefit by having the undergraduates there! @apspublications.bsky.social
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Mutual gains: nonpresenting undergraduate attendance at regional scientific meetings benefits students and scientific societies | Advances in Physiology Education | American Physiological Society
Participation in scientific meetings confers many benefits to undergraduate students and promotes their success and retention in science. However, the cost and time required to attend a scientific meeting is often prohibitive for students, and university funding is often restricted to students presenting research. Small regional scientific meetings offer an opportunity to promote nonpresenting undergraduate attendance because of their reduced registration fees and travel time, but the benefits of attending regional scientific meetings have not been extensively studied. We recruited 45 nonpresenting undergraduate students to attend the annual meeting of the Indiana Physiological Society and provided students with pre- and postmeeting surveys measuring self-perceptions of their professional abilities, sense of belonging in science, confidence in their degree program and career pathway, and reflections on the conference experience. Additionally, because nonpresenting undergraduates made up nearly half of all meeting attendees, we surveyed other meeting attendees to assess the impact of these students on the meeting environment. After attending the meeting, students reported increased confidence talking to other scientists and presenting future research, a greater sense of belonging within the scientific community, more interest in pursuing research after graduation, and increased enthusiasm to attend future meetings. Other meeting attendees felt that the nonpresenting undergraduates had a positive impact on the meeting and enhanced the environment for student presenters. Our results suggest that the attendance of nonpresenting undergraduates at small regional scientific meetings provides mutual benefits to students, universities, and regional scientific societies. NEW & NOTEWORTHY Small regional scientific meetings confer many of the same benefits to nonpresenting undergraduates as large national meetings and regional societies can mutually benefit from the attendance of large numbers of nonpresenting undergraduates.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 27/02/2026
In my utopian vision of the future, instead of offloading all the pointless, annoying work tasks (like reports that none one will read and needlessly opaque forms) to robots, we restructure work and society so that the pointless tasks don't happen at all.
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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 23/02/2026
I can only think, and fume, about what a slap in the face this is to every person who fought and/or died for the right to learn, who were attacked or killed because they demanded to learn. people who would do anything, anything, for the privilege of a homework assignment
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Our local nature center brought their ambassador Eastern Screech Owl to my ornithology class today, and JUST LOOK AT HIM!
A red morph Eastern Screech Owl
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My ornithology students came up with descriptive names for birds with eponymous names today. Everyone was super creative, and I can’t wait to see the names @amornith.bsky.social has in store! PS: The alt text has all the names transcribed.
Re-names of North American birds:
Ross’s Goose - Dwarf Snow Goose
Cooper’s Hawk - Laughing Joker Hawk
Wilson’s Phalarope - Sophisticated Backward-ankled Swimming Bird
Baird’s Sandpiper - Brown-rumped Sandpiper
Wilson’s Snipe - Dark-winged Striped Snipe
Bonaparte’s Gull - Black-billed Gull
Franklin’s Gull - Half-hooded Gull
Forster’s Tern - Masked Silver-tipped Tern
Bell’s Vireo - Midwestern Vireo
Swainson’s Thrush - Sulking Rusty-backed Thrush
Wilson’s Warbler - Black-capped Warbler
Blackburnian Warbler - Masked Flame Warbler
LeConte’s Sparrow - Streaky-naped Butterscotch Sparrow
Nelson’s Sparrow - Sputtering Pumpkin Sparrow
Henslow’s Sparrow - Olive-faced Sparrow
Lincoln’s Sparrow - Bog Sparrow
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Imagine getting made fun of for your short arms all your life, and finally, after 4 decades, you can exact your vengeance. 🦖
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The Far Side is coming to life! I’m now eagerly awaiting the invasion of human hand-shaped aliens!
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Meet Veronika, the tool-using cow
Veronika uses sticks to scratch herself, suggesting scientists have underestimated cow cognition...
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The Horned Lark was my first study species in graduate school, so I’m taking this as a good omen!
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Reading this in Gonzo’s voice makes it even better.
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Next up: A follow-up study on silly runs
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a woman in a blue jacket is jogging in the park
Alt: A scene from Friends. Rachael is jogging in the park and Phoebe runs by with a very unusual gait.
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Carl Zimmer @carlzimmer.com · 19/12/2025
Given all the recent buzz about how great ChatGPT has gotten, including its prowess with images, I figured I'd check in on its anatomical skills. Nope.
A ChatGPT diagram of a skull with some weird labels. The lower jaw is both the mandible and the occipital bone. Also, the nasal cavity is between two teeth!
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Andrew Abraham @andrewabraham.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Earth's largest land animals are limited by salt. Sodium availability constrains the density and distribution of elephants, giraffes and rhinos across Africa, and offers a new explanation for the so-called 'missing megaherbivores'. www.nature.com/articles/s41... Free access: rdcu.be/eTPY2
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Very excited to see Yellow-bellied Sapsucker holes on this tree during season 5, episode 1 of Stranger Things. Will this tree’s counterpart in the Upside Down still have sapsucker holes? 🤔
Will Byers leaning on a tree with horizontal rows of holes that are a telltale sign of a Yellow-bellied Sapsucker.
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
LOTR would have ended very differently if Frodo had encountered one of these spiders.
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I sent a calendar invite for a “TLC Marathon” to my research student today. We’re either running thin layer chromatography plates or binge-watching “My 600 lb Life”.
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American Birding Association @aba.org · 13/11/2025
If birds were actually government drones, then there wouldn't have been any birds during the shutdown. It's over.
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Nature Portfolio @natureportfolio.nature.com · 07/11/2025
Scientists point to a long list of findings that emerged out of fundamental research, the type of studies the US government is cutting, and went on to change the world. Nature lists a few of their examples. 🧪
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7 basic science discoveries that changed the world
Ozempic, MRI machines and flat screen televisions all emerged out of fundamental research decades earlier — the very types of study being slashed by the US government.
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Auke-Florian 🪹 @aukeflorian.nl · 28/10/2025
It’s that time of year when this meme becomes relevant again… 🫣
A meme with two panels. The top panel shows trees at night completely wrapped in bright white Christmas lights, making the area glow intensely. The bottom panel shows a man in bed with his eyes half-closed and red, looking pained and exhausted as if unable to sleep. The caption across the bottom image says, “The bird trying to sleep in its nest be like.” The meme humorously suggests how birds might feel if their tree is covered in blinding holiday lights.
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Humans vs. the machine! 💪>🦾
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Ainsley S @americanbeetles.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
odonates, mosquitoes, craneflies, and selected turtles have entered the chat
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
One of the amazing things about science is we will never run out of mysteries. Take "Naturwissenschaften (2003) 90:495–500", which performed a survey of 10,000 dinosaur fossils for evidence of tumors in the bone. I was prepared for yes, no, but what I wasn't prepared for was: "only in hadrosaurs."
It's a black and white paper header for a short communication, and I've copied the text below.  Please stop reading if you don't want the literal copy to be read to you.
"Naturwissenschaften (2003) 90:495–500
DOI 10.1007/s00114-003-0473-9
SHORT COMMUNICATION
B. M. Rothschild · D. H. Tanke · M. Helbling ·
L. D. Martin
Epidemiologic study of tumors in dinosaurs
Received: 16 June 2003 / Accepted: 29 August 2003 / Published online: 14 October 2003 Springer-Verlag 2003"
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Alex Champagne @champagnelab.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
It all makes sense. The Bills nickname refers to bird beaks.
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