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Da boss says you're ok, but watch yourself

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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 3h
TGI #Friday !!!
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chillin
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Had to check my twitter for something and found this gem so I'm bringing it over here
Arkham Horror 2e fandom wiki screenshot with gigantic ads, black text pasted over with no thought: The Arkham Horror (2nd Edi
tion fandom is dying

    Re-blog if you're still a Arkham
   fan
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*sighs* alright whatever, say the line Bart soundcloud.com/relentless-p...
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Cabin
Inquiry. Travesty. Not like other podcasts. patreon.com/relentlesspicnic
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
everything old is new
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People are talking about video games that inspired them again. These four are enough, you don't really need other games.
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
fuck it, I'm gonna start writing. I know I can do a lot better than that.
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Woe to the child whose parents saw this ad & got them the Spyro game.
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is not a picture of the PF Changs dessert "Great Wall of Chocolate" but it made me look up if they still have that (yes) and I'm shocked that multiple people have let me order and eat one of those in my life. 2k calories of chocolate is probably too much, even for a 17-year old
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All men live enveloped in whale-lines.
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@thesewer.live Tom Cruise Heidecker Jr.
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
TRT posted some pics of a kitbash-in-progress and when people figured out what it was for, he confessed to working on a diorama. Finished it and posted this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKgn...
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The Two-Headed Calf
YouTube video by Tree Rat Tabletop
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
I never thought much about it, but it’s really funny that there are websites you can go to that just give your computer a virus. We couldn’t even figure out how to stop that before the internet got too big to change the fundamentals.
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
tw: suicide
from: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/texting-suicide-case-michelle-carter-sentencing-hearing/

In dozens of text messages, Carter urged Roy to follow through on his talk of taking his own life.

"The time is right and you are ready ... just do it babe," Carter wrote in a text the day he killed himself.
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hey pretty close. or not, depending on how you look at it
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
organizing a game jam where you get randomly assigned one of these names for your game.
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
while I'm here: Day 250 of Steam still having the choose your own adventure tag despite removing legos tag because it's a brand. the CYOA people are so protective of their copyright I'm kinda surprised.
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
wife has informed me that the two captain marvels are from DC and marvel respectively, not just different iterations of the same character, like the green lanterns
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The spirit of the zeta secret lair is goofy playtest cards, you can just make your own. Draw an owl with big eyes on a 2 of clubs and call it Hypnotic Specter
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
one of my most strongly held life philosophies/habits is Evening My Keel. too much coffee? gotta have a beer to even that keel. feeling burnt out from social stuff? gotta spend a few days watching something stupid and knitting obsessively to even that keel
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"...We have to ask better questions, make unexpected connections, and help people find an entry point.” This piece is a direct refutation to the idea that people aren't reading, and the above quote is from a book store owner who has it right. Every hobby needs a Virgil defector.com/what-do-book...
defector.com
What Do Booksellers Make Of “The End Of Reading”? | Defector
If you haven’t yet encountered the cover story for the August issue of The Atlantic, I have some bad news to share: “The End of Reading Is Here.” It’s an intentionally provocative headline for a sligh...
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love this kind of work www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1g7...
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Tracia Newman's Board Game: Oil Spill & Amateur Art
YouTube video by Hollandspiele
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
gotta put these somewhere, I don't want them on my hard drive
youtube video titled Overwatch - I LOVE TRACER!!

In his defense, the guy is british so he's probably just in love with all british women in media(Also Trace is sexy)A QUICKIE WITH TRACER(Also sexy tracer, she's got a nice ass)
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What the fuck is going on with 2XKO that Kayin is defending the devs’ postmortem? I giess it fits that Riot keeps making good games that aren’t League and then realizing that the new game won’t make as much money as fast, and folding up the operations.
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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are excited to announce a brand new feature to the HEI Network, the official On Cinema at the Cinema Timeline! Start at the beginning with all 50 eps of the original On Cinema Podcast and then journey through 16 Seasons, 13 Oscar Specials and more. heinetwork.tv/timeline/
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don’t want to start the day yet, so I went to the for you tab & saw someone saying Crank 2 is good, and let me tell you: if crank wasn’t sexist and racist enough for you, then there’s some good parts in crank 2
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
making a comic about a guy who walks a half-mile every day to eat whatever this vending machine has for dinner.
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Depressed looking office worker on the bench in the park, eating onion and chicken rings as a light rain starts to fall: the roundness is starting to get to me
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
why did his parents name him that, what the fuck?
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inkle @inkle.co · 14/08/2026
Ink Jam - a game jam for ink games - begins today! itch.io/jam/inkjam-2...
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inkjam 2026
A game jam from 2026-08-14 to 2026-09-01 hosted by Ju / smwhr & Memories of Sunshine. Welcome to the 9th edition of inkJam! This is an annual community-organized jam all about ink , a versatile script...
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
best of luck to thegoblinking #totalwarwarhammeriii
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
showed my wife the Amy’s Baking Co. episode of Kitchen Nightmares, what a bonkers ride.
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Upstream Color (2013)
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
lmao, #movies
trivia page for a movie starring Amy Seimetz
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Burger Silo looks a lot like this
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#adaptationsclub
Sex Drive is based on some YA novel, neither it nor the author have a wikipedia page it seems
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
LRT: That short story was in my Eighth grade english book, with very cartoony depictions of the mice and house on the first page, then the sober outside on the final page. I read and re-read it a half-dozen times (boredom with school). In full: www.btboces.org/Downloads/7_...
btboces.org
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Lisa Kadonaga @tapirtrouble.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Soft Rains Day. "Today is August 4, 2026, in the city of Allendale, California. Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills." RIP Ray Bradbury, 1920-2012
There Will Come Soft Rains
By: Ray Bradbury

In the living room the voice-clock sang, Tick-tock, seven o'clock, time to get up, time to get up, seven o 'clock! as if it were afraid that nobody would. The morning house lay empty. The clock ticked on, repeating and repeating its sounds into the emptiness. Seven-nine, breakfast time, seven-nine!
In the kitchen the breakfast stove gave a hissing sigh and ejected from its warm interior eight pieces of perfectly browned toast, eight eggs sunny side up, sixteen slices of bacon, two coffees, and two
cool glasses of milk.
"Today is August 4, 2026," said a second voice from the kitchen ceiling, "in the city of Allendale, California." It repeated the date three times for memory's sake.
"Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills."

Source:
https://www.btboces.org/Downloads/7_There%20Will%20Come%20Soft%20Rains%20by%20Ray%20Bradbury.pdf
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Happy to announce my new bot, @your-favs-samsara.bsky.social, which will post a picture of a character in media & whether they will escape the cycle of life death and rebirth known as Saṃsāra every 10 minutes. It will be online as soon as I can convince my wife the money is worth it #fingerscrossed
Gurney Halleck is not escaping Saṃsāra
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
updates on my tortured metaphor collection please enjoy
make sure the i's are dotted and crossed 
get my x's and crosses off the box 
spinning our wheels in the hamster cycle 
happiest, most go-lucky 
cut through the chase 
on my p's and q's 
all the fiber in my body 
fight to the nail 
fishing exposition
treading on dangerous water
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I try not to pay too much attention to primaries in other states, but I have a friend from MI & he's been talking about this race (voting is on tuesday) and apparently Haley Stevens has raised some $60M for the primary, which is nuts. Especially because she's slated to lose according to polls.
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The christmas after it came out I asked for FFXII and got X-2, which was equal parts confusing and awkward because I had played X but didn’t know X-2 existed & the cover was a woman wearing skimpy clothes
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What’s the first Fromsoft game that’s AAA? I thought the line was at Demon’s/Dark Souls, but someone else says DS3 maybe constitutes AAA but nothing before.
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Happy to announce my new bot, @your-favs-samsara.bsky.social, which will post a picture of a character in media & whether they will escape the cycle of life death and rebirth known as Saṃsāra every 10 minutes. It will be online as soon as I can convince my wife the money is worth it #fingerscrossed
Gurney Halleck is not escaping Saṃsāra
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Wow that’s crazy
helldude posted this graph of white collar crime prosecutionsThe wikipedia page, White Collar the tv show aired from 2009-2014, there was a bump in prosecutions during that time (not at all due to the recession, 100% because of the show).dis shit’s coming back, baybee!
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh, also, I started working on that LANCER thing :) have a good weekend everyone!
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I got a package coming that the told me was arriving yesterday. The website updates every 4 hours to give me a new small town west of the Rockies that it's driving through.
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sometimes I detest writing the little blurbs for my yearly top 10, but I always love coming back to them because nobody else deciphers them the way I do. letterboxd.com/beogh/list/t...
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Top 10 2025
The movies I liked best from our 2025 list, don't worry about the ordering.
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The Unholy War
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Chakan @chakan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's summertime, round up your crew and do some hard work making something better then sip beer and watch the sunset together
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