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Bill Rose

@ch-light-vessel.bsky.social
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@stefjn.bsky.social Get your giffgaff SIM here, with a reward when you join. giffgaff.com/orders/affil...
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's not every day I photograph the shadow of a colander on a public bench. #eclipse
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I dread to think what might have happened if Israel had a big pair of knockers and an actual catchy tune.
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Stef N @stefjn.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Wes Streeting in happier times.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
www.comedy.co.uk/tv/fyi/1082/... Sad to see that star of Gone Fishing with Mortimer and Whitehouse, Ted the dog, has passed away. Where's me briefcase? #Ted
comedy.co.uk
Ted, the canine star of Gone Fishing, has died - British Comedy Guide
Ted, the dog who found fame on Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing, has died.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Pants to Palantir. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
you.38degrees.org.uk
Stop Palantir taking over our public services!
Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Your delivery of evil has arrived.
A wooden block in a pallet, stamped or possibly branded, with the letters M, A, G and another A. Out of view are red stains: either the red dye of some tasteless baseball caps or the blood of the victims of a fascist regime.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
A good leader of a good country has an official residence. A bad leader of a bad country has a compound.
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Some of you seem to be in a good mood. Let me take advantage of that by putting my prints in front of you in the hope that you buy one or six. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
DOG is my picture of a dog with “dog” written behind her in big letters Square cat thing name later is a digital painting of mine that is exactly what its title suggests A simple painting of a happy caterpillar with the caption just ignore their hugely accurate and valid criticisms A beautiful horse in the sunset is one of my older paintings but one of the most popular it’s a horse with horse written behind it and a smiley face on the side
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AshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Band Aid - Do They Know It's Bismuth? #ASongOrMovieForMetalObjects
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
techcrunch.com/2026/01/05/h... WhiteDate had more than 6,500 users, of which 86% were men and 14% women. “A gender ratio that makes the Smurf village look like a feminist utopia”
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Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live onstage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacist websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
New Year Resolution: To resolve more than ever before. Permanent resolution. Each resolution building on or destroying the last. Maoism in New Year Resolution form.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/bes... Surely it can only be a gingerbread man if it started life with a penis.
thelondoneconomic.com
Best reactions after Susan Hall fumes at gingerbread biscuits
In a post on X this week, Hall found some 'woke nonsense' to rage about, as she became incensed at some gingerbread.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The experience of watching the news on British television.
Two dimensional news reader rendered from felt.Mr Gammon, an unrealistic man rendered unrealistically from felt, apparently shaking his fist.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
www.sciencefocus.com/future-techn... Let's play Blockbusters.
sciencefocus.com
The 25 most powerful ideas of the 21st century (so far), picked by the world’s top thinkers | BBC Science Focus Magazine
We're a quarter of the way into the new century. To mark this milestone, we asked the UK's top minds to highlight some of the game-changing scientific breakthroughs shaping our world since the year 20...
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
If you survive an overloaded dinghy crossing a dangerous sea, having lost your home, your job, your family... Just look after your watch.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Oh no! Jeremy Clarkson is on his way to a Countryside Alliance demonstration.
Farmer Barleymow from the 1970s children's TV series Bod, sits on a small red tractor. Somewhere, his clarinet led theme tune is playing.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Oh look. It's Keir Starmer and Wes Streeting.
A still from Vic Reeves Big Night Out showing the Living Carpets: two men with carpet remnants for heads. They look a bit Labour front bench.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Anyone fancy joining my campaign for an area of West London to be given special royal status? I'm thinking of calling it Palatine Acton.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I named my hamster Redacted. That doesn't mean he/she was either a victim or perpetrator of terrible crimes.
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Carl Bovis @carlbovisnature.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Skylark in flight. 😍 Not an easy bird to take a good photo of, so quite happy with this one. 😀 Taken yesterday at the Huntspill seawall in Somerset. 🐦 #birds 🐦 You can buy my exclusive 2026 Birds calendars here (they make great Christmas presents!😀); www.carlbovis.com/2026-birds-c...
Skylark banking in flight showing its streaky back and wings
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Happy Cucurbitaceae Art Weekend.
Artfully carved pumpkin with man, sun, tree and wheelbarrow design. His legs are too short for his body.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Why draw a line in the sand if a line carved in solid rock doesn't wash away?
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
No Kings? What about all the King Malcolms? There were at least ten of them. Nobody remembers Malcolm VIII, but lots of people seem to have suddenly forgotten Malcolm X.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The tank pulled into the space(s) and a total bastard of a gammon got out. As if Basingstoke needs an ICE wannabe.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
We tried #nokings and ended up with Taliban Cromwell, so we went back to having kings again.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I haven't parked yet.
A donkey strolls past a car park layby annotated with the words "no parking".
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 02/10/2025
“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.” ― Jane Goodall 💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero
Jane Goodall with monarch butterfly scarf
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Save the UK £5 million - stop shipping cash to China for old rags, flagshagging motherfuckers.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I unplugged the lead, but it's still running and won't stop. That's because it's a dog.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I should be going more nuts for #Glastonbury than I did for Eurovision. Great to see Bob Vylan and Amyl & the Sniffers rocking out and speaking up. #freepalestine
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
www.tiktok.com/@alexeisayle... The entirety of the communist manifesto could take a long time. If he did a spin, would it count as a revolution?
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Part 2! The Alexei Sayle Podcast drops weekly on YouTube, Spotify, everywhere else. We also have a Patreon! #marxism #comedy #dance #challenge #dancechallenge #apt #rose #brunomars #podcast
TikTok video by Alexei Sayle Podcast
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
A harbour seal swimming in the Great Ouse, Ely, nearly 60 km upstream from the sea.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Pithy poignant comment.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
For 3 weeks I will be mostly watching Springwatch. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...
bbc.co.uk
BBC Two - Springwatch
The season bursts into life with daily wildlife dramas all across the UK.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
www.redbubble.com/i/poster/Liv... I have mild face blindness. Is the one on the right Kier Starmer?
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"Living Carpets Lying Git Vic Reeves Big Night Out" Poster for Sale by loganferret
Inspired by everyones favourite carpets, from Channel 4 Comedy Vic Reeves Big Night Out... Also available in Christmas and Birthday Versions...(click my ferret face) • Millions of unique designs by in...
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Tonight I am mostly watching Eurovision. It's the rest of the world I feel sorry for.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m... I had missed this news a couple of days ago. I hope his story can continue by being an inspiration to the next generation.
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José ‘Pepe’ Mujica obituary
Former president of Uruguay who began his political career as member of the Tupamaros guerrilla group
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Here, @westcountryvoices.bsky.social have compiled my thread on the utterly bonkers mismanagement of Dartmoor into an easy-to-read article: westcountryvoices.co.uk/prepare-your...
westcountryvoices.co.uk
'Prepare yourselves for a story of breath-taking perversity'
This is Piles Copse, the largest remaining fragment of high-ground temperate rainforest on Dartmoor. It’s a tiny speck of green in a dismal, human-made desert. Prepare yourselves for a story of breath...
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
There should be a campaign for Canada to align more closely with Europe, starting with the Eurovision Song Contest. #eurovision #canadaforeurovision #eurovisioncanada #enoughhashtagsyet
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I've got 63 problems but hexadecimal ain't one.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Sharing this clip because I want to watch it again whenever I'm about to drive to work.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
There are two types of people: those with wet ear wax and those with dry, split almost equally around the world. Should we say that one lot is better and has supremacy?
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
When someone in power projects their own ideas onto their enemies. You want to control us = I want to control everyone. You won't allow free speech = I won't allow free speech...
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Whoever becomes the next pope, if he takes the papal name Pius, we're fucked.
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
It was only the latest edition for one week, but we do sometimes find ourselves living in a time hoop.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The little man who lives in the crisps:
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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
theconversation.com/we-need-to-s... You call it AI? I call it regurgitated pattern recognition.
theconversation.com
We need to stop pretending AI is intelligent – here’s how
AI may appear human, but it is an illusion we must tackle.
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