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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I'm always careful never to exceed the stated dose of Paracetamol, but I also believe drinking coffee can keep me woke.

Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

There are plenty of places where timbre, texture, poetic timing and so on, are quite nice to look upon as magic that we might be able to play with without having to be able to explain it.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

@stefjn.bsky.social Get your giffgaff SIM here, with a reward when you join. giffgaff.com/orders/affil...

giffgaff.com

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It's not every day I photograph the shadow of a colander on a public bench. #eclipse

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

There's a colonel of truth to this. With Left N Ant, it is the spelling that is wrong rather than the pronunciation, as anyone from Leominster, Leicester or Laugharne might occasionally agree.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

It all comes across as a bit needy. Please support England. We'll be nice to you. Honest.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I misread that as "dare to bream". What am I carping on about?

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

If you eat the menu, how do you know what food to order afterwards? If it's an all you can eat menu, anything you attempt after that is a miscalculation.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

You just couldn't imagine my gratitude when someone found a novel way to save me from burning to death.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

If they wanted to do this, they would have to employ more people and introduce complicated new systems so that HMRC could record levels of everyone's basic pay and whether or not certain pay was untaxable "overtime" pay or not. More red tape.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Overtime isn't taxed at a special rate. Extra earnings count as extra income. It might push you up a tax bracket one month, only to level back down the next, so you only pay tax by the rate set by your annual income. What a knob.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I dread to think what might have happened if Israel had a big pair of knockers and an actual catchy tune.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Peter Mandelson just out of shot.

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Stef N @stefjn.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Wes Streeting in happier times.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

We could label ourselves by whatever major cultural movement or technological change affected us the most. I consider myself Generation Time-Machine.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Starting on an odd number, add 2 at each birthday. 27, 29, 31... You never have to celebrate a big birthday, and within a few years, you get so many compliments on how good you look for your age. "You don't look 75!"

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

If I got to unveil a gold statue of myself, I'd be very disappointed if it didn't revolve to follow the passage of the sun. Loser.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Everyone knows the BBC have never mentioned paedophiles. They just quietly employed them in top public facing roles.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

www.comedy.co.uk/tv/fyi/1082/... Sad to see that star of Gone Fishing with Mortimer and Whitehouse, Ted the dog, has passed away. Where's me briefcase? #Ted

comedy.co.uk

Ted, the canine star of Gone Fishing, has died - British Comedy Guide

Ted, the dog who found fame on Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing, has died.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I suppose they will be backed up by the Polite Force.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Noel Fielding doing an impression of Noel Coward with hints of Noel Edmonds minus Noel Gallagher.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I think I recognise him from the photo. Is this the educator in chief?

Actor Clifton James in his role as Sheriff Pepper in the motion picture Live And Let Die, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the previously posted picture of professional arsehole Tim Human.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

The Moby doth protest too much, methinks.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

If you're clever enough to tie your shoelaces, you're clever enough to operate on the patients.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Some say opinions are like arseholes - everyone's got one. Some people's opinions are more like their daily evacuations, and not just for how plentiful they are.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I liked it when he came out of the changing room and started campaigning against the war in Iraq

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

* the sound of brass hands clapping *

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I'm not one of those "I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy" people. I'm more of a Dante's Inferno punishment wishing person.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I waited until I was 49 before diagnosis. Does mine count as an example of a 1970s born ADHDer who didn't get the chance back in the day, or just another overdiagnosis of the present day?

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I still can't imagine Farage as gay icon material, but then that's not for me to decide.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Any answer to the question of Banksy's identity is either what we know about his work, or it would just be a name. I might suggest a possibility that he is Mr. Nesbitt of Harlow New Town, or possibly Mr. E.V. Lambert of Homeleigh, The Burrows, Oswestry.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Daughter went to see Underworld. Not happy with this Orpheus guy who's started hanging around. Oops! Wrong story.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

A Tony Blair that gradually morphs into Skeletor.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Will humans ever evolve into something as intelligent as dolphins and crows?

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Is this the place to mention that, probably uniquely, their poos are known as spraint? Maybe this should be a standard response to any collective noun.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Even without the lampshade, I'm sure she's the light of your life.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I'm certainly not pretending anything of the sort. I'm sorry I made my comment in response to your reply, which wasn't where it belonged.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Let's take a step back. I think my reply was more in response to the original post. It looks like we probably don't disagree. The flavour of the original post doesn't leave room for what I imagine is probably a majority of men who are not sexist.

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Bill Rose @ch-light-vessel.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Of course. This posts states: straight men, not a subset of misogynistic straight men. There was nothing "telling" in my reply. I am opposed to sexism, racism, homophobia of any kind.

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