Reposted by cgOliverBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i'm snort-laughing 1146137
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Collinsworth’s glazing of Mahomes is on another level this season. 000
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This Nikki Glaser intro makes me hate the Chiefs even more. Didn’t think that was possible. 010
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Gonna need Davis Webb relieved of playcalling duties immediately. 001
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 06/09/2026JFC, students rushing the field and the players celebrating like the won the championship. It’s week one and you “beat” a MAC team. Calm down. 000
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Western Michigan got absolutely robbed. I hope Michigan loses every game the rest of the season. 020
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Reading/writing this from the gym. First workout in weeks as well. Needed break from EOFY work craziness. 010
Reposted by cgOliverRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026this is you in meta’s pervert glasses 465026844
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Keeping my fingers crossed for better light rail service (because 2-car trains every 15 minutes won’t cut it) on game days and improved bike paths. 100
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I think of this shit every time I see some list ranking Drake Maye ahead of Bo Nix. 010
Reposted by cgOliverGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Y'all, we just need the data centers to run on explosive diarrhea. Do I have to think of every damn thaaaang???!!! 18890135
Reposted by cgOliverbijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts! 129100001846
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I love the fact that I can hammock here, reading a book with a glass of bourbon, and not sweat profusely and get absolutely devoured by mosquitos. I love Denver. 000
Reposted by cgOliverKyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 20/06/2026OK, that sounds bad, but it’s enough to buy this 1999 Jeep Grand Cherokee with 226K miles at Karl Malone Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram in Heber City, Utah. Though it might not be enough to cover gas money to get back to Colorado. 1744959
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Sounds like someone was paid by the GOP to run interference. I bet he gets a bonus if he wins. 000
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Thinking of starting a club for people who listen to Jeff Hays read Dungeon Crawler Carl while prepping fossils….. No?…. Just me? Coolcoolcool #LoneMember #ItsCool #IKnowWhatImAbout #Chapter57Rules 110
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Finished This Inevitable Ruin a mere 6 hours before the release of A Parade of Horribles (4 hours before the release party starts). I started this series on February 15th. Hell yes. #DungeonCrawlerCarl #YouWillNotBreakMe #IWKYM 010
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Never did I think a single book series would reference both Yanni and Cattle Decapitation. God, I love these books. #DungeonCrawlerCarl 000
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 05/05/2026(And if you have any (free) seat upgrades, hmu 😉. We’ll be up in 360.) 000
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Somehow the wind only carried Phillies balls for home runs. None for the Rockies. Unfortunate. 000
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Are we talking home run ball wind or stay in the park wind? 100
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 02/04/2026This might be the worst Avs game I’ve ever been to. Holy shit. #whatarewedoing 000
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Already there. A friends’ 15yo wears the shit out of JNCOs. He pays crazy amounts of money for used pairs. It’s wild. 000
Reposted by cgOliverAltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 22/03/2026Targeting power plants violates the Principle of Distinction if they serve civilians. Under the Geneva Conventions (Art. 51/52), "obliterating" infrastructure is a war crime if the civilian suffering is disproportionate to the military gain or if the attack strikes nuclear facilities (Art. 56). 15298103
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 15/03/2026the people who designed it. It’s brilliant how it’s built. The color scheme is perfect. It brings me so much joy. I keep looking at it, but now I look at mine. The one I built. And goddamnit, to me, it’s worth way more than the $100 I paid for it. Do what makes you happy. 001
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I said Fuck it. I may never see this again. So I paid a little over $100 for a dumb toy. A dumb toy that brings me inexplicable joy. Outside of a tiny set given to me by my boss, it’s my first Lego set as an adult. Absolutely worth the money. As I’m building this Lego set I think of 100
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Poshmark, etc. With fees and everything it was closer to $200. It’s dumb. It’s just a toy. Can’t justify spending $200 on it. But I kept looking at it. Found one for $125 on Poshmark. Looked at it. Clicked away. Seller offered it for $115. I countered with $100. Sold. I’m 47. Married. Two kids. 100
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 15/03/2026It’s dumb. It’s just a toy. So I didn’t buy it. Couldn’t justify the $100+ price tag. So I didn’t buy it. But I kept looking at it. Not buying it. Then it went on sale and out of stock and that’s when I realized it was discontinued. Not gonna lie, my heart hurt a bit. Kept perusing StockX, eBay, 100
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 06/03/2026And people wonder why countries in the Middle East hate the USA. 000
Reposted by cgOliverChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 06/03/2026what an inspiration, a true guiding light, an aegis against attack and a lantern against the darkness, wow 1733450
Reposted by cgOliverAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for. Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract. 1229237149340
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I would pay good money for a well-made Dungeon Crawler Carl video game. 020
cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I mean, “pissing contest” was right there, but “toilet wars,” sure. 000
Reposted by cgOliverDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 13/02/2026Well holy fucking shit. Ring cancelled their partnership with Flock. Keep pressure on them to stop volunteering their feeds to state, local, and federal agencies, though, because that part's still going. 6378222802
Reposted by cgOliverGosh @historygosh.bsky.social · 12/02/2026hey, just checking in on this one again 1053584
Reposted by cgOliverLewie Pollis @lewispoll.is · 09/02/2026You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing? 469661378
