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cgOliver

@cgoliver.bsky.social
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Runner, Gamer, Broncos, Avalanche, Nuggets, Longhorns. He/him/his

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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Arch Manning is trash.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i'm snort-laughing
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
JFC, Arch Manning sucks.
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Collinsworth’s glazing of Mahomes is on another level this season.
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This Nikki Glaser intro makes me hate the Chiefs even more. Didn’t think that was possible.
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gonna need Davis Webb relieved of playcalling duties immediately.
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
JFC, students rushing the field and the players celebrating like the won the championship. It’s week one and you “beat” a MAC team. Calm down.
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Western Michigan got absolutely robbed. I hope Michigan loses every game the rest of the season.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is you in meta’s pervert glasses
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Y'all, we just need the data centers to run on explosive diarrhea. Do I have to think of every damn thaaaang???!!!
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I love the fact that I can hammock here, reading a book with a glass of bourbon, and not sweat profusely and get absolutely devoured by mosquitos. I love Denver.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
OK, that sounds bad, but it’s enough to buy this 1999 Jeep Grand Cherokee with 226K miles at Karl Malone Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram in Heber City, Utah. Though it might not be enough to cover gas money to get back to Colorado.
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Lol. Eat shit, Thunder. Clowns.
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Thinking of starting a club for people who listen to Jeff Hays read Dungeon Crawler Carl while prepping fossils….. No?…. Just me? Coolcoolcool #LoneMember #ItsCool #IKnowWhatImAbout #Chapter57Rules
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The New York Times •@nytimes.com • 8m Breaking News: Tina Peters, a 2020 election denier convicted in a voting machine plot, was given clemency
by Colorado's Democratic governor.
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHLFGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! Eat shit, Wild!!!!!
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Finished This Inevitable Ruin a mere 6 hours before the release of A Parade of Horribles (4 hours before the release party starts). I started this series on February 15th. Hell yes. #DungeonCrawlerCarl #YouWillNotBreakMe #IWKYM
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Never did I think a single book series would reference both Yanni and Cattle Decapitation. God, I love these books. #DungeonCrawlerCarl
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This might be the worst Avs game I’ve ever been to. Holy shit. #whatarewedoing
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 22/03/2026
Targeting power plants violates the Principle of Distinction if they serve civilians. Under the Geneva Conventions (Art. 51/52), "obliterating" infrastructure is a war crime if the civilian suffering is disproportionate to the military gain or if the attack strikes nuclear facilities (Art. 56).
​"If Iran doesn’t FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
​The post is dated 3/21/26, 7:44 PM
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
It’s dumb. It’s just a toy. So I didn’t buy it. Couldn’t justify the $100+ price tag. So I didn’t buy it. But I kept looking at it. Not buying it. Then it went on sale and out of stock and that’s when I realized it was discontinued. Not gonna lie, my heart hurt a bit. Kept perusing StockX, eBay,
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
And people wonder why countries in the Middle East hate the USA.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
what an inspiration, a true guiding light, an aegis against attack and a lantern against the darkness, wow
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for. Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I would pay good money for a well-made Dungeon Crawler Carl video game.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 13/02/2026
Well holy fucking shit. Ring cancelled their partnership with Flock. Keep pressure on them to stop volunteering their feeds to state, local, and federal agencies, though, because that part's still going.
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Gosh @historygosh.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
hey, just checking in on this one again
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Lewie Pollis @lewispoll.is · 09/02/2026
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
lol. Eat shit, Patriots.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Schumer doing us a favor here. Making it crystal clear he will not help us. We ignore or rationalize his message at our peril. He, Jeffries et al must be swept aside on the path to power. Thanks for absolutely nothing Chuck.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
all those people complaining about a protest in church are going to rise up over this too right?
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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
In many of the first generation of modern concentration camp systems (near the turn of the twentieth century), the vast majority of deaths were caused by disease and malnutrition. Most of the victims were women and children.
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
We fucked around and got so excited about the Chiefs and Eagles missing the Super Bowl, that we ended up with the Patriots and Seahawks in the Super Bowl. Fucking. Ugh.
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Robin Bougie @robinbougie.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Not only do we lose to the Patsies, but now I have to listen to Brady call this NFC game? Fucking kill me. #FTB12
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I was a huge He-Man kid, but man, this movie looks fucking awful.
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
With this weather, the game isn’t going to see another point scored. Broncos lose 10-7.
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Hey, pal, looks like there’s a good chance it’ll snow during the AFC Championship game today. You probably don’t want to sit in that. Tell you what, I’ll do you a favor and take one of those tickets off your hands for face value.
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Is Nick Foles available? 😭😭
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Japan has ruined me, I stg. I want to take it all with me back to CO.
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Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Special prosecutors on day 1. Everyone in this administration who broke laws— including every ICE agent who ever kidnapped anyone— must go to prison. All of Epstein’s buddies prosecuted too, Democrat or Republican doesn’t matter. Has to be this way or this country won’t survive.
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Nadine, Hunter of Rocks @nadwgab.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I can't believe it's 2026. Smash Mouth were right, the years really do start coming and they don't stop coming. Happy New Year everyone! 💎
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Huh. James Merilatt with a garbage take. Who knew…. Tbh, I didn’t even realize he was still around.
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Not gonna lie, I’m bummed to be missing these Broncos/Avalanche/Nuggets games, but on the plus side, this Hotel we just got to in Kyoto has free sake, soooooo…..
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
😩😩😩
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Just read the thread.
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cgOliver @cgoliver.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLLOOL!!!!!! #FUKC!!!!!!!!
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