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No-dig gardening and cooking fresh from the field. Have dogs and hens but don't eat them. I'm just vegetables.

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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 40m
Pivot! Pivot!
A couple on the couch, the caption is "shall we move this to the bedroom" the last panel is them carrying the couch to the bedroom. The woman is unimpressed.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 6h
Boris "ethics committee" Johnson?
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 22h
I'm starting to think this Trump guy might be dishonest at times.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 23h
Bananas aren't real.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This needs to be law.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tremendous selection of pots currently still available on my website at the moment www.roseschmits.com I’m so proud of the sheer variety of shapes and colours I’ve been able to achieve in this series of work, I truly never tire of it Free UK shipping, worldwide shipping available
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It looks a good idea for vengeance but weapons inside me make me feel like if I fall down a certain way, I get self impaled.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's ok to know that most people are really stupid. It's never seemingly ok to point it out.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Like a duck!
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Road head but like a praying mantis.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did someone victimise him by asking him to do his job?
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tell me who you voted for and I'll decide if I pay the new price.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
New from Gilette!
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/10/2026
Sometimes people offering to solve your problem just want your ball.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Christian" used as the opposite of "Islam" is Middle Eastern irony of the highest order.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think you're brilliant, Natasha.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
👍👍👍👍👍💯
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me trying to go pee and not have the dogs think it's breakfast time.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Om nom!
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How many did she buy herself? My guess is 100.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Let me know if any of you see any price drops. Even if this is true (it isn't, no oil will ever arrive from Russia) it's going to be his personal supply.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I've read Careless People, it's very good. The Facebook part aside, is Sarah the most unlucky person on earth and equally, the most lucky not to be dead person on earth?! The things she's been through!
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sometimes you can tell just by looking at someone.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Blowing up the tube must be hurty.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is true and it predates trump
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LadyFluffyOrca 🫍📎 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tee hee 😹
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He puts the prolix into the verbose and then explains why verbose isn't applicable because the overly wordy thing was written and not spoken.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No, no, no, no, no! When Nigel said he wanted Putin to "fuck us all over" he meant it in the literal sense and not the political sense and you left leaning, left handed, left turn only signs at the *main stream media* (that he's on all day) just insist on misquoting him.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You can say that after reading anything by Will Self. I went through a phase of buying his books at the second hand book shop.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Brilliant! 😂😂🔪
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you. I had the word on the tip of my tongue...
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can't recommend Miso Paste as an additional ingredient enough.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He wants to meet you at 9pm.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's nothing but satire. Wholly intentional.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gosh darn university commies! 😂
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
HSE said to reach out immediately to anyone but them.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can we all just agree you can't have a peace prize if you're in a war?
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The linguistic origin of why English does that is interesting if you like that sort of language history.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All bra and no knickers.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Russel or "rustle"?
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Musings, Sometimes @musings-sometimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You must be of Norman French stock and keep Anglo Saxon farmhands so that your cū can be raised for bœuf.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just wanted you to be a bit less... all of this...
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nice. Then: Use "wherefore art thou" in the correct context.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To be properly English you MUST be either Danish or French.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wonder who will sponsor it?
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Better late than never! Sweetcorn is ready. You know how those really, really boring people go on and on about how different it is fresh from the field...? #vegetablegarden #corncob #vegetables
Corn cobs on the sweet corn plants.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wish I knew more about these things.
A mushroom of some sort. Grey and white.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My company did free infection control training. The general thing learnt was that people know very, very little about infection control and breaking the cycle of infection.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I see. So the profiling is reserved for Stop & Search and not HR.
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Cesq @cesq123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is absolutely brilliant. One would think this sort of man would prefer there to be fewer Pakistani people.
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