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Justin Cerenzia

@cerenz.bsky.social
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Academic DJ. These views are my own. Who else could they belong to? My BlueSky feed is large. It contains multitudes. #GoBirds I write somewhat regularly over at The Academic DJ Substack: open.substack.com/pub/cerenz

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the Inner Ring blog @inrng.com · 6h
If you take a race bike apart, how many parts are there? Count every last ball bearing, washer, chain pin, capacitor etc and about 3,200 according to Shimano
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Large adult son just broke a kitchen chair by merely existing. (Being 9 years old, a giant unable to control his body, and weaponized mass thanks to gravity) And this is not cheap furniture. My kids are going to kill me before 50.
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Adam Sandler: Oh Somebody Kill Me Please
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my 4-way FanDuel parlay today is: 💸 Your wife will be mad at you 🤑 You eat something that is questionable 💰 Your team makes your ass itch 💵 At 6 p.m. you get hit with a wave of despair because tomorrow in Monday, bitch
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rain has started. Winds gusting to 40 mph.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GAAAAME DAAAAAY in a Nor’easter! Let’s slop ‘em up. -9 year old SIDELINED with a nasty respiratory bug (new Covid strain? Who can say?) -11U team hosts the league’s last remaining undefeated team at 4:00 (And we’re looking to do something about that)
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
isaiah rodgers doing the hot dog dance for his kid is such a dope display of fatherhood. good shit.
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Last night, out at dinner, I overheard a loud baseball dad confidently proclaim “Jalen Hurts is a tush push merchant.” I’ve been thinking about him and his poor life decisions, effecting him and his loved ones, for the last 28-30 hours.
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Spongebob Thinking in a Diner
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Tom Lehman @tomlehman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
TITANS: “We just need to make Hurts be a QB.” HURTS:
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Love to root for the Philadelphia Eagles.
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sometimes you eat bear, and sometimes the bear eats you. First loss of the season, 6-0. Working through it. The OC got bageled. Gonna be a long night in the film lab.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
same topic imo
trending topics showing 3. Debate over Mao's legacy and 4. Clemson struggles in college football
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Have been focusing a lot on student thinking of late. I believe schools are good at having students complete tasks, but not as good at having them think deeply. Overheard in class today: “It’s really hard to think this way…but I kind of like it.”
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Well, There It Is
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*6 year old soccer practice. Warmup with names and something they like to do outside* My child: “My name is Enzo and I like to go pee outside.” Folks…he’s not incorrect.
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Wnowlin Truth: That's a Fact
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Michigan's 2-0 and Ohio State's 1-1, lol.
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
College football is meth. What a game.
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Spongebob Squarepants: Rainbow 'Drugs' Meme
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants: Rainbow 'Drugs' Meme
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Another one. Two long TDs taken off the board due to penalties but sometimes you have to win ugly. This OC needs a drink or 5 however.
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
GAME DAY! -9U at 10 at home -11U on the road at 4
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Many are saying
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye not be that good, imo. *send tweet*
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Real formative moment for the 11 year old football minds last night: -TE: “Coach I’m wide open every time. -Opposite Wing: “Coach me too.” -RB out of backfield: “Guys…so am I.” Me: “Gentlemen! Welcome to what’s known as a ‘Mesh/Wheel’ concept. It’ll change your life.”
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Bobby Hill Inner Peace
ALT: Bobby Hill Inner Peace
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is this because “woke”? cc: @gov-rondesantis.bsky.social
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Meanwhile we’re eating 🥞 🥞 🥞 during post game film session.
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Marsh Creek Eagles 11U-2 team moves to 2-0 on the year with a 29-6 win over Lansdale. We’re on to Lenape Valley. But first we celebrate tonight.
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love you so much college football.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Time to dream channel-6.ghost.io/dream-house/
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DREAM HOUSE
Sports & Americana stories from Spencer Hall and Holly Anderson, delivered to you twice a week: That's the Channel 6 Guarantee ™
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Last week while coaching in a football game I had to take my contacts out and put on my glasses after the first drive , because I couldn't read the playsheet in real time (we still scored, don't be ridiculous). Today I moved to 125% zoom in Google Docs. Death comes for us all.
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Aging Aging Faster
ALT: Aging Aging Faster
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sometimes at football practice it devolves into science class because they’re 11 and I’m a huge nerd at heart. 🤓
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the kids are alright.
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And that sign was right. Never in doubt. The kid is a DAWG at center and I’ve found my calling as a youth football coach. GO BIRDS
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Return of the Mack came on en route to our first game. 8 PM under the lights an hour+ away. It was a sign.
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Look forward to my forthcoming book: ‘Dad, Can You Get My Water?: Yes I can. And so can you.’ A poignant rendition of one man’s tireless efforts to subvert learned helplessness from his 3 Italian sons.
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Italian Hand Fancy with Pasta
ALT: Italian Hand Fancy with Pasta
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The 9-year-old is currently watching an Eagles preseason game like it’s a critical late season matchup against a division rival with home field advantage on the line. I am…not displeased?
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In my best NBA Jam voice..."He's heating up!" Anthropeum.com · Aug 28 2026 🟨🟩🟩🟩🟨🟥🟨🟩🟥🟩 54,560 · top 85% of players today!
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Anthropeum
A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank.
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The baby had a meltdown when he realized he’s no longer on the bus with his oldest brother. So he was eager to wait at the bus stop for 20 minutes to greet him after day one. Do I love seeing that kind of connection? Yes. Were they fighting within 30 seconds? Also yes.
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Evidence Based Education @evidencebased.education · 24/08/2026
We Need a Revolution in Professional Learning. In this short preview, @profcoe.bsky.social and @profkime.bsky.social explore why that matters, what the revolution could look like, and how schools, colleges and educators can get involved. The paper will be published on 5 September 2026. Stay tuned
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This guy played every offensive snap at center today & 50% of snaps on D. It was his 1st ever football game. He has been playing for 1 month. And I got to be dad & the OC. 11 years ago I was in a neuro ICU unsure if I’d live or what life would look like. It’s all pretty great.
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This guy played every offensive snap at center today & 50% of snaps on D. It was his 1st ever football game. He has been playing for 1 month. And I got to be dad & the OC. 11 years ago I was in a neuro ICU unsure if I’d live or what life would look like. It’s all pretty great.
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"I think youth sports are largely insane b/c millenial parents are bored, lonely, and have decided to make what should be a fun, low-stakes competition for kids into their entire identity for 10+ years," he wrote into the void after the 57th TeamSnap message of the AM.
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Joker's Iconic Staircase Dance
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Christian Moore-Anderson @cmooreanderson.eurosky.social · 11/08/2026
NEW POST ↓↓↓ ● Teaching with the wrong ends of the constructivist stick christianmooreanderson.com/teaching-wit...
Figure 1. A representation of "Say it how it is": students obtain information about the world as it is, and their meanings are the result.Figure 2. A representation of "It is how you say it": students construct their meanings, and the world is the result.
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Many friends sending kids off to college of late. I’m still at the front end, but that doesn’t mean I can’t peer around the corner, knowing what’s coming. I wrote about that (poorly—but meaningfully to me) in short form.
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
*Vigorously stepping under caution tape and walking with impunity* “I am a detective at a vicious crime scene and I am going to solve this case.” (It’s actually a parking lot managing the flow of traffic and I’m walking home)
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
August is a peculiar month because it will hit you with days so nice they remind you that the feeling of summer’s endlessness felt every June will always be fleeting. Then again this might just be the teacher in me thinking out loud.
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Pondering Pondering Frog
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🗣️ WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
SERENDIPITY! Just installed a new printer minutes ago. My wife: "We only have a little bit of color right now, so just use Black & White." Me: (Spread Option option. Run at TEMPO mind you...)
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Leonardo DiCaprio: Absolutely F***ing Not Meme
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio: Absolutely F***ing Not Meme
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
SERENDIPITY! Just installed a new printer minutes ago. My wife: "We only have a little bit of color right now, so just use Black & White." Me: (Spread Option option. Run at TEMPO mind you...)
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m coming for the 90th percentile soon. Anthropeum.com · Aug 8 2026 🟩🟨🟩🟥🟨🟩🟨🟥🟥🟩 51,504 · top 81% of players today!
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Anthropeum
A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank.
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Absolute bloodbath in Anthropeum today. Somehow still managed top 83%. Anthropeum.com · Aug 7 2026 🟩🟩🟨🟥🟥🟨🟩🟨🟨🟥 47,011 · top 83% of players today!
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Anthropeum
A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank.
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Chat…is this good?
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Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is me and my parasocial relationship to @channel6.bsky.social. Also while I’m here: L O N G L I V E B A N N E R S O C I E T Y !
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