Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 2hHard to beat Friday night high school football on a crisp fall night. Downingtown East (good guys)—30 Downingtown West (lesser good guys)—7 Immaculate vibes. 010
Reposted by Justin CerenziaMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Not my elder millennial ass getting emotional at 8:30 am watching this 371696129
Reposted by Justin Cerenzia𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝙲. 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚗 @charlescmann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026A small counterweight to the general collapse of print is that printing technology has developed to the point where almost any outfit can make stuff that is visually stunning. Thought prompted by the new Works In Progress, which looks like a million bucks. (Shameless plug, as I have a piece in it.) 1252
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This kid has had himself a whole ass weekend. -30 yard TD run on Friday at flag football -2 goals in his soccer game on Saturday -2nd consecutive win in his running series on Sunday. (We’ve got another one. And he might be the best one.) 010
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Thanks for the nod Christian. Full disclosure: I post about parenting, my kids, and sports a lot. But I occasionally have a useful perspective on teaching, learning, education, etc. 020
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Did we inexplicably lose our 3rd in a row today? Yes. But some late season honeydew and cantaloupe are ready, so it’s not all terrible. (Gave one to the squirrels. Not pleased.) 011
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026WAKE UP IT’S GAME DAY 10:00-Blessing of the cat (seriously) 1:00-6U soccer game 1:00-9U football Game 3:00-11U football Game LEGGO! 000
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comRon Swanson (Nick Offerman) Says InshallahALT: Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) Says Inshallah 010
Reposted by Justin Cerenziathe Inner Ring blog @inrng.com · 01/10/2026If you take a race bike apart, how many parts are there? Count every last ball bearing, washer, chain pin, capacitor etc and about 3,200 according to Shimano 1203
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m new to journalism. You know a Cerenzia word count. (As many as it takes to make it good ) Best I can do is 4000 000
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@stephenthompson.bsky.social gonna need 1200 words on this. 110
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Large adult son just broke a kitchen chair by merely existing. (Being 9 years old, a giant unable to control his body, and weaponized mass thanks to gravity) And this is not cheap furniture. My kids are going to kill me before 50.static.klipy.comAdam Sandler: Oh Somebody Kill Me PleaseALT: Adam Sandler: Oh Somebody Kill Me Please 000
Reposted by Justin Cerenziatreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026my 4-way FanDuel parlay today is: 💸 Your wife will be mad at you 🤑 You eat something that is questionable 💰 Your team makes your ass itch 💵 At 6 p.m. you get hit with a wave of despair because tomorrow in Monday, bitch 10628
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comMy God What Did I Just Read ReactionALT: My God What Did I Just Read Reaction 010
Reposted by Justin Cerenziaryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12252971370
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026GAAAAME DAAAAAY in a Nor’easter! Let’s slop ‘em up. -9 year old SIDELINED with a nasty respiratory bug (new Covid strain? Who can say?) -11U team hosts the league’s last remaining undefeated team at 4:00 (And we’re looking to do something about that) 030
Reposted by Justin Cerenziamike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026isaiah rodgers doing the hot dog dance for his kid is such a dope display of fatherhood. good shit. 11767109
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Last night, out at dinner, I overheard a loud baseball dad confidently proclaim “Jalen Hurts is a tush push merchant.” I’ve been thinking about him and his poor life decisions, effecting him and his loved ones, for the last 28-30 hours.static.klipy.comSpongebob Thinking in a DinerALT: Spongebob Thinking in a Diner 020
Reposted by Justin CerenziaTom Lehman @tomlehman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026TITANS: “We just need to make Hurts be a QB.” HURTS: 0428
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sometimes you eat bear, and sometimes the bear eats you. First loss of the season, 6-0. Working through it. The OC got bageled. Gonna be a long night in the film lab. 001
Reposted by Justin CerenziaBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026same topic imo 1752956
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Have been focusing a lot on student thinking of late. I believe schools are good at having students complete tasks, but not as good at having them think deeply. Overheard in class today: “It’s really hard to think this way…but I kind of like it.”static.klipy.comWell, There It IsALT: Well, There It Is 030
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*6 year old soccer practice. Warmup with names and something they like to do outside* My child: “My name is Enzo and I like to go pee outside.” Folks…he’s not incorrect.static.klipy.comWnowlin Truth: That's a FactALT: Wnowlin Truth: That's a Fact 000
Reposted by Justin CerenziaBill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Michigan's 2-0 and Ohio State's 1-1, lol. 1036877
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026College football is meth. What a game.static.klipy.comSpongebob Squarepants: Rainbow 'Drugs' MemeALT: Spongebob Squarepants: Rainbow 'Drugs' Meme 000
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Another one. Two long TDs taken off the board due to penalties but sometimes you have to win ugly. This OC needs a drink or 5 however. 000
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026GAME DAY! -9U at 10 at home -11U on the road at 4 000
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Real formative moment for the 11 year old football minds last night: -TE: “Coach I’m wide open every time. -Opposite Wing: “Coach me too.” -RB out of backfield: “Guys…so am I.” Me: “Gentlemen! Welcome to what’s known as a ‘Mesh/Wheel’ concept. It’ll change your life.”static.klipy.comBobby Hill Inner PeaceALT: Bobby Hill Inner Peace 010
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Is this because “woke”? cc: @gov-rondesantis.bsky.social 110
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Meanwhile we’re eating 🥞 🥞 🥞 during post game film session. 000
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The Marsh Creek Eagles 11U-2 team moves to 2-0 on the year with a 29-6 win over Lansdale. We’re on to Lenape Valley. But first we celebrate tonight. 000
Reposted by Justin CerenziaBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Time to dream channel-6.ghost.io/dream-house/channel-6.ghost.ioDREAM HOUSESports & Americana stories from Spencer Hall and Holly Anderson, delivered to you twice a week: That's the Channel 6 Guarantee ™ 1215735
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Last week while coaching in a football game I had to take my contacts out and put on my glasses after the first drive , because I couldn't read the playsheet in real time (we still scored, don't be ridiculous). Today I moved to 125% zoom in Google Docs. Death comes for us all.static.klipy.comAging Aging FasterALT: Aging Aging Faster 100
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Sometimes at football practice it devolves into science class because they’re 11 and I’m a huge nerd at heart. 🤓 010
Reposted by Justin CerenziaMike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026the kids are alright. 215510
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026And that sign was right. Never in doubt. The kid is a DAWG at center and I’ve found my calling as a youth football coach. GO BIRDS 010
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Return of the Mack came on en route to our first game. 8 PM under the lights an hour+ away. It was a sign. 010
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Look forward to my forthcoming book: ‘Dad, Can You Get My Water?: Yes I can. And so can you.’ A poignant rendition of one man’s tireless efforts to subvert learned helplessness from his 3 Italian sons.static.klipy.comItalian Hand Fancy with PastaALT: Italian Hand Fancy with Pasta 000
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This is my neck of the woods. This spot has my endorsement. Good coffee down the road at The Farmhouse. 010
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The 9-year-old is currently watching an Eagles preseason game like it’s a critical late season matchup against a division rival with home field advantage on the line. I am…not displeased? 040
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In my best NBA Jam voice..."He's heating up!" Anthropeum.com · Aug 28 2026 🟨🟩🟩🟩🟨🟥🟨🟩🟥🟩 54,560 · top 85% of players today!anthropeum.comAnthropeumA daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank. 010
Justin Cerenzia @cerenz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The baby had a meltdown when he realized he’s no longer on the bus with his oldest brother. So he was eager to wait at the bus stop for 20 minutes to greet him after day one. Do I love seeing that kind of connection? Yes. Were they fighting within 30 seconds? Also yes. 020