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Cee

@ceescott.com
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I run a collectibles auction house at gobacktothepast.com | Maisie and Sammy's dad | Occasionally lucid. "I conceive of nothing in religion, science, or philosophy that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while." - Charles Fort

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Cee @ceescott.com · 2h
The note on the back of this giant Pokémon Pikachu card gave me a chuckle. Just in case it’s not immediately clear…
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Cee @ceescott.com · 01/10/2026
My buckwheat looks first rate and I want to get married. (1866 newspaper clipping)
newspaper clipping: CHANCE FOR A SPIN-STER. — A young man in Aroostook County, Maine, advertising for a wife,
speaks of himself as fol-lows: "I am eighteen years old, have a good set of teeth, and believe in Andy Jolnson, the star-spangled banner, and the 4th of July. I have taken up a State lot, cleared up eighteen acres last year, and seeded ten of it down.
My buckwheat looks first-rate, and the oats and potatoes are bully. I have got nine sheep, a two-year-old bull, and two heifers, besides a house and barn.
I want to get married. want to buy bread-and-butter,
hoop-skirts, and
waterfalls for some person of the female persuasion during life. That's what's the matter with me. But I don't know how to do it."
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Cee @ceescott.com · 30/09/2026
Oh f*** this entirely.
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Cee @ceescott.com · 30/09/2026
The first dogs of fall have arrived! Soon the deck will be covered in them. I love this season. #dogsky #dogs #pets #fall
Two dogs on a deck next to some maple trees that are starting to turn red for fall.
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Cee @ceescott.com · 18/09/2026
One thousand percent. Do not waste this.
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Cee @ceescott.com · 18/09/2026
Can’t argue. Depressing showing by the Lions. 😖
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Cee @ceescott.com · 17/09/2026
Installing Windows and this popped up. After 40 years of doing this as a society and seeing where it’s gotten us, Microsoft can fuck right off with this. ❤️
Windows 11 installation dialog that is telling us to sit back and relax while the magic happens.
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Cee @ceescott.com · 15/09/2026
The sun would not shine, it was too wet to play. So we sat in the house all that cold cold wet day. #dogs #pets #dogsky #cute
A black and tan miniature pointer and a tan and white boxer pitbull sit inside looking longfully out at the deck which is getting wet from the rain.
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Cee @ceescott.com · 13/09/2026
This is my kinda rehearsal. 🫡
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Cee @ceescott.com · 11/09/2026
Hey, wanna see someone who loves their work? Look at how goddamn tickled he is by the end of this. 😊
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Cee @ceescott.com · 11/09/2026
I love the voiceover of Sean Mcvay saying Rams defense is doing well and they just need a stop as we watch the 49ers move 80 yards in 3 plays.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s so good to have NFL football back. Let’s do this man, I’m so hyped
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Cee @ceescott.com · 10/09/2026
The world is a dumpster fire, yes, but it’s also NFL SEASON! Let’s mask our problems with some regional tribalism!! #nflkickoff 🏈
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Cee @ceescott.com · 10/09/2026
Lucky old patriots.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*Person shows me their "Eat The Rich" tattoo* Me: Awesome. *They also show me their "Devour The Poor" tattoo* Me: Oh shit they're just a cannibal.
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Legal Weed 4 SC 🌱 @legalweed4sc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Of course it should because 5 drunks will start a fight 5 stoners will start a band I'd rather hang out with the stoners #LegalWeed4SC #LegalizeIt
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Cee @ceescott.com · 09/09/2026
Can't wait to spend 2k on a foldable iphone duo so that I can get back to basics with my basket weaving class! #apple
Apple demonstrating usage of the iphone duo by scheduling a wicker basket weaving class.
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Cee @ceescott.com · 03/09/2026
LIFE HACK: Don't hit snooze. Get out of bed when your alarm goes off and you'll get more done in the day.
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Cee @ceescott.com · 01/09/2026
Well shit, even eyeballs are getting recalled. qz.com/crystal-temp...
qz.com
Crystal Temptations recalls Halloween chocolate eyeballs over milk allergen
The candy was sold at TJ Maxx, Marshalls, HomeGoods, and Sierra Trading Post; no illnesses have been reported
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Cee @ceescott.com · 01/09/2026
Every now and then, Trending really captures where we are as a nation.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Cee @ceescott.com · 31/08/2026
It always follows that the team they are on when it happens has to let them go, but the moment they are beyond that first bump every other team can pick them up with this rationale. It’s really just performative and only hampers the home team in the first place.
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Cee @ceescott.com · 30/08/2026
Guys who’ve never given a single shit about WNBA who are desperate for attention, now lining up to beg for someone to notice them.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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pixelframe.design @pixelframe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is a big one and took a while! The Avengers: Doomsday Font & Logo Generator is live now - definitely don't tag Marvel with what you make.
pixelframe.design
Avengers Doomsday Logo Font Generator
Create custom Avengers: Doomsday logo graphics with chrome lettering, dual green outlines, and metal divider lines — enter your own text and download the finished image.
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Cee @ceescott.com · 20/08/2026
New high bar set for Merriam-Webster.
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Cee @ceescott.com · 20/08/2026
Ahhh the modern world. Getting a terms and services update from my grocery store to make me aware of their privacy policy changes so that I can buy my broccoli and chicken thighs.
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Cee @ceescott.com · 19/08/2026
To whom it may concern: If you are going to plant flower beds, make a plan to water them! Thirsty dying plants struggling to cling to life are worse than empty dirt. 🌸
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
100% #BookSky
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Them Curry @tylerhendrix.blog · 16/08/2026
just opened a bunch of card booster packs hoping for some rares... exact same pull in each pack!!! what the hell bicycle
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Cee @ceescott.com · 06/08/2026
"Now I have all the information I need to make a comprehensive design. Would you like me to tweak the virus to reach a wider audience, or would you prefer something with more lethality?"
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Cee @ceescott.com · 05/08/2026
It doesn’t seem like much, but you get the savings by ordering pizzas in bulk. #doordash
Pizza discount code on DoorDash for $0 off.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/08/2026
El-Sayed: "If all Mike Rogers got is that 'his name is Abdul, and my name is Mike,' you're gonna be surprised how many people are like, 'Yeah, but that's the Abdul who wants to bring down the price of my groceries and make sure I got healthcare. So yeah, I like Abdul over your Mike from Florida.'"
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Cee @ceescott.com · 05/08/2026
Hasn't even been 12 hours since the concession yet, and already we're doing this shit. My belief is that we're at a point where people are so fed up with this horseshit and being choked to death by corporate PAC money that it's just not going to earn points with voters anymore. We'll see. 🤞
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Cee @ceescott.com · 05/08/2026
I was drinking a diet coke when I read this post. Big mistake.
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Violet Parr Spits Drink in The Incredibles
ALT: Violet Parr Spits Drink in The Incredibles
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The coastal elites of Michigan have spoken
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Cee @ceescott.com · 05/08/2026
Great news!
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Cee @ceescott.com · 31/07/2026
I've been in the business of handling pop culture collectibles for 30+ years and TIL that Darth Vader Barbie was a thing they did. 😜 gobacktothepast.hibid.com/lot/31535687...
Darth Vader Barbie Doll in box
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
the creature from the black lagoon relocating to the green reflecting pool
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Cee @ceescott.com · 24/04/2026
It’s a little jarring when you’re in a Chinese restaurant for lunch and they’re blaring Young Country music station.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946. In 2007, the US president was born in 1946. In 2017, the US president was born in 1946. And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A baker’s dozen is 13, but if you go to a bakery and ask for a dozen of something, you’re still going to get 12. That’s some bullshit.
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Cee @ceescott.com · 11/02/2026
💯🫡
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Heading outside, but on full alert.
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Cee @ceescott.com · 27/01/2026
Keep going.
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Cee @ceescott.com · 26/01/2026
❤️ this guy. Be a Greg.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Our brand new Eyeball ep is here! Please share with everyone you know! open.spotify.com/album/4lOS8c...
open.spotify.com
Eyeball
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therese_nothing @tiinamenzel.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
bye 2025👋
3 panel-comic of a black cat that is sitting close to the number 2025, then looks at it and then pushes it down, so that 2025 drops from the table.
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