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@ceeb.bsky.social
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I've had diabetes so long it can drink. she/her. weird jew. transfem. visually impaired. free Palestine. call center worker. nonpracticing furry. opinions own. usda hardness zone 6b @meganabird@mastodon.social

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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 13h
Google pushing a news notification to me and every other diabetic in town reading "injectable medication recalled" for a different state. doesn't feel manipulative at all
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
eminem voice: chewbacca's cock is takin up the whole block i gotta stop him before he fucks jabba the hutt in the butt and stars a new cumpire
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think I said any of that
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
even when they do, the orgs have so much money coming in from wealthy families that they can often keep going without support for admin
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there is certainly some stuff going on in dorms, but it's largely consensual. it's the drug dealing sex cults that university admins can't punish that's an issue
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
write down Byron Brown!
screenshot from wgrz reads: Western Regional Off-Track Betting to close six locations
Western Region Off-Track Betting cuts six branches amid financial woes, impacting 13 jobs. Plans include selling sites to safeguard long-term finances, say officials
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm here because I couldn't hack it on Tumblr
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you should try and find a labor lawyer who offers a free consultation.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I felt like I didn't spend enough time waiting at the pharmacy
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
see also the abuse of disability theory to kill disabled people in the early 2020s
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not sure how the UUs can do the "atheist church" thing without it ending like this
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 28/09/2026
It's also about who has power in a community. Ithaca is a classic case of town gown. Cornell is the largest employer, by a lot. Ithaca has 32,000 residents. Cornell has 16,000 undergrads (total is something like 26k but IDK how that parses out with the NYC campus and Qatar)
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look back in the old days people would spend every day they could, go to the rainbow gatherings etc to get a fraction of how high I can get. just fucking higher then Jerry Garcia like "did I fuck up those EOPs"
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've got tonka bean and cyclomate in my kitchen.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people always assume that because I'm ace I somehow have less pleasure in life. you simply cannot understand the depths of my relationship with cheesecake and smoking contraptions.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm like 30% sure she's been banned from NYRA
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a vegetarian dinner on the outskirts of buffalo
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A Dutch Style Coffee Shop in the Heart of Sanborn, NY
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
protein combination theory really had my dad feeding me beans and cottage cheese three times a week.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"if I had that I'd just kill myself" okay
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeah. if someone was smoking too close to a door I might politely ask them to move. if someone told me to wear pantyhose I would hit them with a hammer.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
most do, hold a few smaller ones. it's more in social settings where you might have a nonsmoker over or in an outdoor but tight space.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the entire economy is a call center three weeks before they lay everyone on FMLA off
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yeah. I'm not sure if they don't smoke so aren't aware that you still need to ask or smoke so much that they are willing to smoke regardless of those around them
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
makes a lot of sense that wapo editors are just lighting up everywhere
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I earnestly believe the first year of jschool should be in a poorly run call center. journos need to be able to survive having someone be mad at them.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
better a dinosaur then a customer. that's what my mom always said
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
polling data is really bad. it still, despite our best efforts, overweighs some demographics and excludes others
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yeah they give me some medicine so I don't have to worry about it
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not sure if I'd still be trans if I didn't have to spend the first 20~ years of my life sounding like I had already died in a hazing accident
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the Jewish urg- to nope that's going to wind up on twitter
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
and it has to be effective enforcement. they didn't hand me a slip where they said "no insulin for trainnies" my endo canceled appointments until I ran out of medicine, and it was claimed that rules prevented a PCP from prescribing insulin to type 1s.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
and just to be clear, healthcare discrimination affects more than transition care. I was refused a refill on insulin multiple times from a Catholic hospital.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it's no municipal rodeo but hey
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
once again, Snapchat acts as a madness rune for adults
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the type of shit breathy women in dance music say
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you're going to keep imagining things like that until you transition
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my boss: you ever been to Croatia? me: I make 20 dollars an hour and if I cross over state lines it's legal to shoot me. my boss: I hear the bread there doesn't cause cealic
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yeah. the consistency of how they are writing makes it look like it's an older model. regardless of the facts, best to treat social media as a single player video game
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
some folks really write like that. not sure about this lady but that's my flow in my normal email style voice. synetic writing isn't that easy to dedect anymore but Wikipedia has a good guide
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
weed words to use if you want to sound smart: do you want your weed to taste like soap? you want a candy strain. do you want weed that tastes like fuel, trees or manure? you want a gas strain. never say indica or sativa, weed is one drug with one high.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
waking my partner up by gigging at the concert of meat stuffed crochet. s stuffed crab full of crab
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Laura says "it's so cute! Hamtaro and his girlfriend had babies." She witnesses the scene and scream "HAMTARO!! NO!!!" Hamtaro is revealed to have eaten his children. Their headless bodies festoon the cage.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
can I speak with this median voter
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yeah I think the only info more suppressed the effects of estrogen is the affordablility and nutritional value of beans
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the most destructive and controlling group I've been part of and I did two weeks of unpaid work for Lyndon Laroche
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hey why does this call center have so many PhDs working in it
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hey so you're using a lot of words that have actual definitions and it's making your point pretty hard to understand
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
what's up y'all I think dogs should have the right to vote
sticker attached to a ketchup bottle reading "dog's still don't have the right to vote in all 50 states"
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