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@ceeb.bsky.social
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I've had diabetes so long it can drink. she/her. weird jew. transfem. visually impaired. free Palestine. call center worker. nonpracticing furry. opinions own. usda hardness zone 6b @meganabird@mastodon.social

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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
write down Byron Brown!
screenshot from wgrz reads: Western Regional Off-Track Betting to close six locations
Western Region Off-Track Betting cuts six branches amid financial woes, impacting 13 jobs. Plans include selling sites to safeguard long-term finances, say officials
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm here because I couldn't hack it on Tumblr
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I felt like I didn't spend enough time waiting at the pharmacy
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
see also the abuse of disability theory to kill disabled people in the early 2020s
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 28/09/2026
It's also about who has power in a community. Ithaca is a classic case of town gown. Cornell is the largest employer, by a lot. Ithaca has 32,000 residents. Cornell has 16,000 undergrads (total is something like 26k but IDK how that parses out with the NYC campus and Qatar)
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look back in the old days people would spend every day they could, go to the rainbow gatherings etc to get a fraction of how high I can get. just fucking higher then Jerry Garcia like "did I fuck up those EOPs"
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people always assume that because I'm ace I somehow have less pleasure in life. you simply cannot understand the depths of my relationship with cheesecake and smoking contraptions.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm like 30% sure she's been banned from NYRA
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a vegetarian dinner on the outskirts of buffalo
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A Dutch Style Coffee Shop in the Heart of Sanborn, NY
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
protein combination theory really had my dad feeding me beans and cottage cheese three times a week.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"if I had that I'd just kill myself" okay
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the entire economy is a call center three weeks before they lay everyone on FMLA off
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
makes a lot of sense that wapo editors are just lighting up everywhere
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I earnestly believe the first year of jschool should be in a poorly run call center. journos need to be able to survive having someone be mad at them.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the Jewish urg- to nope that's going to wind up on twitter
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
and just to be clear, healthcare discrimination affects more than transition care. I was refused a refill on insulin multiple times from a Catholic hospital.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it's no municipal rodeo but hey
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
once again, Snapchat acts as a madness rune for adults
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the type of shit breathy women in dance music say
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you're going to keep imagining things like that until you transition
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my boss: you ever been to Croatia? me: I make 20 dollars an hour and if I cross over state lines it's legal to shoot me. my boss: I hear the bread there doesn't cause cealic
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
weed words to use if you want to sound smart: do you want your weed to taste like soap? you want a candy strain. do you want weed that tastes like fuel, trees or manure? you want a gas strain. never say indica or sativa, weed is one drug with one high.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
waking my partner up by gigging at the concert of meat stuffed crochet. s stuffed crab full of crab
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Laura says "it's so cute! Hamtaro and his girlfriend had babies." She witnesses the scene and scream "HAMTARO!! NO!!!" Hamtaro is revealed to have eaten his children. Their headless bodies festoon the cage.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hey why does this call center have so many PhDs working in it
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
what's up y'all I think dogs should have the right to vote
sticker attached to a ketchup bottle reading "dog's still don't have the right to vote in all 50 states"
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Megan rips a fat dab and gives you her opinion on what can be done to protect cannabis users, as someone who has used cannabis for the past five years and was a fairly vocal advocate for its regulated sale for the past ten.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
there will be a number of dead children on the souls of the leadership here. you choose to allow these deaths out of political convenience.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"founders syndrome" should probably be known as rapist's syndrome, or embezzlemer's syndrome
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
glad to see the guys are also on websites that sound bad for your mental health
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
not 100% of the story but they are all smoking pot like I did pretransition.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
there doing science on my awful mouth
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my teacher explaining to my mom why I had to do 8th grade twice
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
twice, it keeps growing back, doc.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there's an essential sport of a debt collector
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
*cis lesbian sucking her teeth* can you grab that off the shelf for me since you're... a little... taller
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
*distantly* where's my dick at? where's my dick at?
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
look, I meet a lot of folks who recently moved to Buffalo and unless you're planning on taking estrogen or having lesbian sex, not worth.
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Medicare for all will unfortunately not the necessity of employing so called "insurance dicks"
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Poole Pottery's Twintone, deep DEEP in that closet, that egg will crack one day honey I promise
Poole Pottery's Twintone, a slightly confused tableware set, some forms are boxy and utilitarian, others are more stylish and rounded, the colors (teal, yellow, pink, brown, sky blue), are all kind of find on their own but don't really go together
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
me pre transition
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm going to guess the author's stance without looking: drugs are healthy and increase productivity but only if you have a house
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
donoteat
@donoteat.bsky.social
"Ed Citroën" who warns about the unsustainability of French Al (Automotive
Industry)
3:53 AM • Jul 1, 2026
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Buffalo is actually just normal in the deadlock universe
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
my company can't get people to move to Buffalo you're not getting a moon based workforce
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 16/08/2026
I'm not your only friend But I'm a little glowing friend But really I'm not actually your friend But I am
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
poob has it for you
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Megans @ceeb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
so now fermentation isn't trendy, okay, I get it
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