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Well, this is awkward. I can’t think of a thing. Well, one thing - MANEA, Make America Not Embarrassing Again (Borowitz, A., 2016).

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Common Sense @cmmnsensedspnsr.bsky.social · 22h
I think individual states should invite them anyway since states run the elections. 
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 11h
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 20h
Megyn Kelly is evil personified.
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Palm Oil Detectives | #Boycottpalmoil #Boycott4Wildlife @palmoildetect.bsky.social · 9h
#HumanRights and #animalrights are under attack in #conflict zones. Rights defenders are being jailed, persecuted, in some cases made to “disappear”. Stay in solidarity with them. Take action! 🗣️🌿✊📣 #ClimateActionNow #Boycott4Wildlife @palmoildetect.bsky.social wp.me/pcFhgU-8YC
#HumanRights and #animalrights are under attack in #conflict zones. Rights defenders are being jailed, persecuted, in some cases made to “disappear”. Stay in solidarity with them. Take action! 🗣️🌿✊📣 #ClimateActionNow #Boycott4Wildlife @palmoildetect https://wp.me/pcFhgU-8YC
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 20h
Trump showed up in Texas looking for cheers. Instead, his rally turned into absolute chaos. Protesters interrupting, Trump supporters getting physical, shouting matches, and security scrambling. So much for that Paxton boost.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The deployment of National Guard troops into cities has been so normalized that it barely merits a mention in the press or among the public anymore. D.C. remains occupied, Memphis is occupied, so is New Orleans... It's incredible to me.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 21h
Absolutely 👇 This.......
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 21h
My oldest daughter, who is also an attorney, has said these things to me as well. When your life is built around the law, all of these blatant criminal acts must be even more frustrating.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 14h
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 22h
🚨 IOWA SENATE SHOCKER: Josh Turek is within striking distance of flipping a seat Democrats haven’t won since 2008. Trump carried Iowa by 13 points in 2024. But anger over the economy & the Iran war has transformed the race. A Turek win would help Dems take back the Senate. Let’s finish this. #Vote
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ceallen11.bsky.social @ceallen11.bsky.social · 9h
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10h
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 16/09/2026
70 Up review – a deeply moving conclusion for the 63-year-long TV experiment
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70 Up review – a deeply moving conclusion for the 63-year-long TV experiment
The landmark documentary series looked like it was done for good – until one participant was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Asif Kapadia takes the helm for its most elegiac, thoughtful outing ever
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Angry Byrd @tylerbigbyrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If gas prices, grocery prices, import prices, and the labor markets are anyone else's fault but DONALD TRUMP in that brain of yours, do the world a favor & don't vote, you can only hurt yourself & us with your stupidity. He absolutely is to blame, & BTW, he hates you.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 16/09/2026
We obtained recordings of 160+ emergency calls made from or about an immigration detention center where three people died within six weeks. “They will not give them medical treatment,” one caller said, seeking help for a detainee with kidney stones.
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Listen to 911 Calls From Inside an Immigration Detention Center: “We Just Need to Take Him to the Hospital”
Reporters don’t have access to Camp East Montana, one of the largest immigration detention centers in the country. Emergency calls from the Texas facility offer a glimpse of unfolding crises faced by ...
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SirFox @sirfox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16/09/2026
“WE HAVE TO SHOVE ACCOUNTABILITY DOWN THEIR F***ING THROATS.” 🔥🔥 Katie Phang delivers a fiery sign-off on today’s episode of Sidebar with Katie Phang: “I don’t want any of you to ever think that we can’t get through this. But I want us to thrive, not just survive.”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rep. @aoc.bsky.social : “To see what Patriots owner Robert Kraft did to line up all the stadiums to censor speech in that one specific way… this isn’t just about one artist.”
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ceallen11.bsky.social @ceallen11.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me too!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How not surprising that a president who acts like a petty mob boss is holding one of our nation’s treasured institutions hostage until we meet his conditions—that is, putting his stupid name on the building. I say we just put it in mothballs until he is gone.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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AuntBunny @auntbunny.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Elizabeth Warren is a fighter. I volunteered for her during her presidential run. She is smart as a whip, and always fighting for the consumer. It will be interesting to see what happens now.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No shit, 100% agree here.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 15/09/2026
The Ukrainian military is one of the most innovative fighting forces on earth, and its people are even more remarkable. That's exactly why our commitment to them matters more than ever. I review my full trip at the link below in the comments, give it a listen and a read!
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter...
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Unsurprisingly, 60 Minutes ratings are down. What people like Ellison don’t understand is that many of us wouldn’t watch CBS News, including 60 Minutes, if you paid us. Like Bezos, they don’t understand that consuming content is as much a statement of values as anything.
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ceallen11.bsky.social @ceallen11.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I know a majority of Americans are disappointed that 47’s not dead yet but as the alternative is this lying sack-of-shit…wait, what’s my point? Oh yeah, keep this asshat as far from power as possible!
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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This guy is an energy pricing expert. Currently chief energy advisor at Gulf, long time contributor to various NPR shows. Incredibly distressing.
The next 24 hours will see staggering increases at the pump for both gasoline & diesel. Fuel margins have yet to catch up with previous wholesale hikes.
Watch for huge increases in Great Lakes and Rocky Mountain states in particular.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@MohanadElshieky

Please stop saying the vaccine doesn't have severe side effects. I took my shots and now I'm alive and have to keep working
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Corporations are not people. Their money is not speech. They should not be able to buy politicians. End Citizens United.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The right to vote is one of the most fundamental parts of our democracy. Check your voter registration at IWillVote.com and make a plan to vote early or on Election Day on November 3.
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Foxbat? @foxbat.gay · 15/09/2026
I do actually think there's a split in White Americans between "weren't subject to systemic racism so didn't notice" and "would join the kkk". I had to get real Woke real fast in about 2016 to figure out what the fuck was going on.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is the kind of shit ppl used to say about why the Roman Empire was so debauched doing orgies 24/7 that it disintegrated like a apple rotted from inside out and wasn't really even true of them but damn if it doesn't feel true of now
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What a surprise to learn that a Russian oligarch close to Putin paid for Junior’s lavish wedding. Who could’ve expected it?
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/08/2026
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A private prison company that stands to make hundreds of millions of dollars from Trump’s immigration crackdown just sent more than $1.4 million to his political operation.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 30/07/2026
Most plastic items are too small for recyclers to bother sorting and processing, or they're assembled in such a way that it's less expensive to just make new plastic. In fact, only 5% of Americans’ plastic finds new life. (Published Aug. 2024)
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When Is “Recyclable” Not Really Recyclable? When the Plastics Industry Gets to Define What the Word Means.
Companies whose futures depend on plastic production are trying to persuade the federal government to allow them to put the label “recyclable” on plastic shopping bags and other items virtually guaran...
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Lucy Anderson @lucyluuuuuu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Update: Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is calling on Sen. Mitch McConnell to “directly and verbally address the people of Kentucky and provide proof of your capacity to serve, or resign.” Thank you, Governor Beshear!
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ceallen11.bsky.social @ceallen11.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So embarrassing.
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Breen Ouellette (he/him) @breeno.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Wealthy bro dudes like Shopify CEO benefit way more from public infrastructure than we do. Their delivery trucks, trains, and planes use our public roads, waterways/ports, and airports. To make them bank. But we should get no vote compared to them? Nah bro, you should get no vote for freeloading.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
About time. Don’t let them run out the clock.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 28/07/2026
ALL MY DEAD CATS AND OTHER LOSSES, my book about grief; who is allowed to mourn and how; and why people want to pathologize the experiences that make us human, is available now in print, ebook, and audiobook formats, wherever fine books are sold (or loaned, shoutout to libraries).
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All My Dead Cats and Other Losses: Practicing Good Grief in a Culture That Fears Mourning
"Both a grief book that doesn't read like a clinician's notes and a memoir wrapped around a bigger subject, All My Dead Cats takes grief from the taboo to the universal." — BooklistHave you suffered a...
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Lynne M. Thomas 🏳️‍🌈🚀🦄 📜 @lynnemthomas.com · 08/04/2026
Your periodic reminder that @katy-katy.bsky.social and I have a book about archives and time travel in pop culture out from ALA Press, and you can buy it! Also happy to consider discussing it on podcasts, etc. (We have one podcast ep coming soon…) alastore.ala.org/infiniteloop
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The Infinite Loop: Archives and Time Travel in the Popular Imagination
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ceallen11.bsky.social @ceallen11.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Every member of his staff must be held accountable.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Measles was declared eliminated in the United States in 2000. Seeing cases reach levels not seen in more than three decades is a stark reminder of how quickly preventable diseases can return when vaccination rates decline. Link to tracker: publichealth.jhu.edu/ivac/resourc...
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U.S. Measles Tracker | International Vaccine Access Center
Measles outbreaks have hit multiple U.S. states, vaccination & rapid reporting are critical to limit the spread & hospitalizations
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ceallen11.bsky.social @ceallen11.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“If”?!?
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Secret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Even if Mitch McConnell is dead he still has better health coverage than 99% of America.
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