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if there is a hell i’ll see you there 📍God's Country

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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 23h
I don't know how Hassett always manages to look so smug and gleeful.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trusting the guys behind Ai is as if the first commercial elevators were designed by Jigsaw. After you, please.
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Yeah Beavis! Classic Beavis Moment
Alt: Yeah Beavis! Classic Beavis Moment
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Sesame Street: The Count Laughs
ALT: Sesame Street: The Count Laughs
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guy can't hold on to a train of thought for more than ten seconds.
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Must be nice to have a cushy af lifetime appointment.
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One tribe hosts Trump, one does this.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Biden calls out Republicans for refusing to help raise debt ceiling
He said Republicans were being "hypocritical, dangerous and disgraceful."
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Come on, it is SUPER Intelligence now.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
“Some of us will be asleep, some of us will just be confused, but know this: We will be crashing our cars into the side of a financial institution downtown.” — Leonard Kircher
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He focuses on the most inane shit. How much is gas again?
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and the biden doj shrugged
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guy who isn't running for re-election grows a spine.
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And why wouldn't he? He hasn't had to deal with the finding out part ever, and won't.
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck yessss
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hadn't heard this until a week ago and heard "drinkin jack all by myself" as something very different.
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fucking awesome that you can't take your kids outdoors now. #freedom
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 27/09/2026
At least 79 kids have been harmed by tear gas or pepper spray during Trump’s immigration crackdown. In most cases, they were going about their days when officers shot chemical munitions near their homes and schools and into their cars. (Published May)
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Kids Are Being Harmed by Tear Gas, Pepper Spray Under Trump. There Could Be Long-Term Consequences.
In several cities, judges have chastised federal immigration officers, saying they used excessive force. One former DHS leader called ProPublica’s findings a “bright red flag.”
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ooh. Johnny Knoxville is the guest picker. Maybe he'll hit McAfee in the balls with a mallet.
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the same look Hector had when he pooped himself in Breaking Bad.
Trump pooping
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Spend. Never ask why. store.theonion.com/products/jesus-i…
'Jesus Is My Health Insurance' Headline T-Shirt
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Different Clown Looks You Can Try
Alt: Different Clown Looks You Can Try
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Take a sledgehammer to Trumps ballroom and Build Back Better
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IS THAT A TEAR PANTERA?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
USDA Replaces Food Stamps With One Giant Rutabaga To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 23/09/2026
No nation can call itself a democracy until its leader has dismissed the entire press corps and replaced them with state-run media. Now, instead of Americans depending on the lying mainstream news, they’ll be able to get their information straight from the ultimate beacon of truth. buff.ly/53Rahyu
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Today’s Programming Lineup on Trump TV
“No nation can truly call itself a democracy until its leader has dismissed the entire press corps and replaced them with state-run media. Now, instead of Am...
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Take it in a bottle, forty, quart or can.
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Eazy E Only If You Want It
Alt: Eazy E Only If You Want It
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
JFC. Why is he still president?
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It is truly amazing that this group of people can focus on making everything so much worse AND the most trivial bullshit.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the best part
Wow! There it goes. Which one
of us has to put society back
together after we
destroy it for
pleasure?
That’s the
best part!
We let the
next gen-
eration deal
with that.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Matthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community · 22/09/2026
I think it's pretty evident to everyone by now that Trump is basically a dumber version of Eric Cartman. He has always been a spoiled child who wasn't very smart. Each day brings new Cartman-style harebrained bullshit.
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Will Barron be the AI Czar?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/09/2026
FUCK YES IT'S A GODDAMN DECORATIVE GOURD MOTHERFUCKERS
A lozenge-shaped pumpkin, ready to decorate the ever-living FUCK out of our front yard
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
corporate asked you to find the differences between these two pictures
Tilcayo, the newly discovered leopard catHeater, the well-known orange baby (identical)
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This cover goes very hard for a band that doesn't.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just keep thinking about the voters that determine the direction the country goes in are the ones with the vaguest idea of where it is currently headed.
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Zaki Hasan @zakiscorner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😄
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
don't worry!
LOOKS LIKE THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE!
Don't worry though!
The rich will be fine!
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am grateful that I am not a person who pays money to see Theo Von.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Macklemore needs to keep politics out of his act. by Kid Rock
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I really encourage Democrats to adopt my "Make Stupidity Embarrassing Again" slogan. It addresses the root of so many voters' frustrations.
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"his grenade factory"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ask and ye shall receive
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Republicans don’t have a Nazi problem—they are the Nazi problem
A spate of recent revelations have shown the ideologies and their adherents are one and the same.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
keeping the internet running
Golly, thanks,
sir, but we don’t really
care that much about
good service. It’s more
about makin’ sure the
corpos can keep tabs
on ya! Without the
‘net, they don’t know
whatcher doin’!
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cdraivpipds.bsky.social @cdraivpipds.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Election day. In November. Why do these people get paid exactly?
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My favorite thing about AI is that it's the only industry where its CEOs are constantly putting out statements saying "Our product could do terrible things. It could make the world so much worse. Our product could ruin everything you once loved."
A news headline reading "Anthropic CEO warns of AI-driven botnet 'swarm' taking over the entire internet — 'In 6–12 months such a swarm could be capable of taking over the entire internet with a persistent botnet'", alongside a thumbnail image of a man in a suit seated on stage.
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