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Chris Kimball

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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 2h
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Saitama vs. Mosquito in One Punchman
ALT: Saitama vs. Mosquito in One Punchman
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Glad I got it on my flip phone!
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The special district made to replace Reedy Creek was the only district (out of about 2000) in the state where the board members were not elected, but appointed by the Gov.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
About 10 years ago, John Moran's photos on Florida springs were displayed in the art gallery in the RAGray building. Critical that enough wasn't being done to protect the springs, the Gov's office had the exhibit removed. All of John's photos were scrubbed from DEP/park websites.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I didn't know that ICE agents preferred women?
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I always thought it strange that they have been called Internet Cafes, because they are neither.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What do *you* need today? How about a cute litul Oaks Bottom chipmunk about to eat a nut.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So now we’re supposed to hate Canada and love Putin? That’s where we are at with this corrupt gangster government?
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's a me-owl!
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Quit building in Florida panther habitat!
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm thankful because it canceled my jury summons.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wow! That's a neat story. Because what the kids watching needed was a gentle, reaffirming voice. Not a yelling one.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I counted up all the hurricanes, tropical storms and depressions I've weathered in the past 60 years, and it's something like 107.
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Deborah Weeks/A Woman for An Eternity @deborah-10.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Rubio and the aides probably had a a quiet flight for once.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Pot calling the kettle black.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
And years of slowly reducing park staff, so many are down to just one person.
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The Harsh Truth @theharshtruth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When you get to watch Darwinism in real time...
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I remember when we were warned about this 50 years ago.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 31/07/2026
Don't forget that Audible is owned by Amazon and you should use @libro.fm instead, which allows you to support an indie bookstore in the process
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Buy audiobooks & support local bookstores
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Florida has reached it's quota.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The bar is set low.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I said neckware. Apparently auto korrect changed it to necklace.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Lindsey would have wanted it that way.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The necklace is retro to the 1890s?
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Do we have the highest number of cases for the explosive diarrhea?
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I don't think they all committed suicide.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wow. Bat sh't crazy!
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Every election there's always a few candidates who can't fill out three forms and submit them properly before the deadline, even after having three weeks to do so.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Anyone heard from the state surgeon general recently? No?
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I've seen them jump at Manatee Springs and Fanning Springs.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Those children have the look on their faces as hostages.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'm reading this while eating at San Miguel Mexican restaurant.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
First Florida passes a law that can turn conservation land to farm land. Now they pass a law that farm land can be converted to development. I see.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Obama looks cooler.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Carpet bagger.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Soon his clubhouse in WPB will be under. Water.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The Jerry Springer memorial cruise?
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I'll miss the animal cam photos off Meridian.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
No one holds a candle to Chappie.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Are they going to celebrate at Disney World?
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Supposedly felt in Tallahassee. I didn't feel it because I'm used to shifting positions in the town.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Just don't touch the lawn flamingo!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I want to buy a new Porsche. But first I need to lie about throwing a fire extinguisher at the Capitol on Jan 6.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I'm guessing that Florida tops the nation for golf cart crimes?
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
He must be taking whatever DJT is on.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
No, that's Florida! You may see any type of animal on a jet ski.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I have a couple friends who have joined the suit.
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Chris Kimball @cdkimball.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Another difficult thing is that the slate of candidates won't be known until 60 days before the primary, delaying the printing and mailing of ballots.
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