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Conor Sewell

@ccsewell.bsky.social
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Associate Director at Flint Global. Macro, financial services, digital assets. Views expressed are my own. Ex-BoE, Treasury. Big on sports, rugby referee, go Raiders. Bi and autistic.

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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 8h
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 6h
I would like to ask these people what they think the point of being alive is
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 7h
Insert “from whom” goose meme here
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 8h
Love to live in 2026
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 8h
From a friend
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 10h
I wholeheartedly support this for reasons that are absolutely nothing to do with living in east London (promise)
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 11h
Its a disgrace
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 11h
One thing I missed in the (understandable and correct) storm about the Zionism is Racism motion at Green conference is that one of the tidal wave of other motions passed was a Stop Killing Games motion…
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 12h
The aquatic mammals got absolutely fucking robbed here
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If simply possessing all the required information but never reading it was enough, the textbooks I bought in first year of uni but never opened would have been a lot more help to me
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Incredibly, just blocked an account for an AI response to this (posted literally two seconds after I hit send on the original post, incredibly obvious AI language generation)
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The fundamental issue with 99% of AI in education use cases is that they don’t seem to understand the very, very key point that learning things does in fact require a human being to process the information they’re trying to learn
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My superb colleague @gilesyb.bsky.social with the most pithy summary I've seen of why we should really try and stop politicians and political journalists from doing bond market commentary
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The NeutriNobel Prize
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Sean Carroll @seanmcarroll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Such a good Nobel Prize! Francis Halzen is a great person, and “let’s turn the Antarctic ice sheet into a neutrino detector” is the kind of idea that deserves a Prize if you can pull it off.
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Iron Dome largely protects against large volumes of short range missile attacks. Does Kemi think.... France is about to go for us? Or Ireland? A sudden upsurge in violent Welsh nationalism?
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The norks and orks economy
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've said this before but it remains extremely funny to me that two of the most successful British businesses of the past few years are Warhammer and OnlyFans, meaning British politicans are (for differing reasons) extremely reluctant to talk up some of their biggest corporate success stories.
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The dril meme but with pointless air defences instead of candles
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New least favourite category of people: those who stand in front of the doors on a busy train where there is clearly space further down, refuse to move to let you on, and then get shirty when you have to barge past them
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At this point what are you even doing. Are you going to get an AI to hang out with your friends for you? To watch your favourite TV series? To listen to music for you?
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the final evolution of the long-deployed “passive voice headline”
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Danny Dimes came to the UK and became Danny Tenpence
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New books time featuring @doctorow.pluralistic.net
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like, if you had a charming, funny and handsome Uber driver who then drove the car off a cliff, you wouldn’t give him five stars!
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even if a leader’s personal favourables are higher than those of their party, that doesn’t make them a good leader if the reason their party polls so badly is a direct result of them deliberately driving it off a cliff!
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tapestry apparently created by someone from the Ben Garrison school of “making terrible cartoons that you then have to label to hell and back in order to convey the intended message”
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve read derivative 2000s gaming webcomics with more creativity and humour than this
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My least favourite thing about party conference season, regardless of which one it is, is the people who turn up with the graphic anti-abortion posters in an attempt to traumatise people in the cause of Christian fundamentalism
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All I’m saying is that it’s not *not* the logo you’d use for a fictional fascist regime
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reform MP Sarah Pochin sees a question of "two tier justice" in imprisoning a man who made + set off a pipe-bomb in the street for political ends Pochin must iimagine there are bomb-making terrorists we let off for other causes (ie you can explode pipe bombs for climate/Palestine with impunity)
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Choosing to believe the Tory tapestry happened because when someone brought the idea up in a meeting, a colleague attempted to gloss over it and move on but was misheard as saying “Sew, anyway”
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On the plus side, I now have a new jumpscare to torture my medieval linguist friends with
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I look forward to next year’s conference featuring a rework of the Arch of Titus depicting Badenoch heroically leading the Conservatives to fourth place at the local elections
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also, presumably this means that there’s at least one person in CCHQ whose formal responsibilities now include “generate poorly-judged historical parody AI slop”
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A man builds an IED. He sets it off in a busy public street. Shrapnel flies about hitting cars, homes and a child's bedroom. It's a miracle nobody is injured. And Reform MP Sarah Pochin calls his imprisonment "disproportionate" and "two tier justice."
It does raise this point of two-tiered
justice..


Reform's Sarah Pochin believes the
sentence handed to the 64-year-old who
blew up a ULEZ camera was
disproportionate'.
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I normally try and avoid using the word “cringe”, but nothing else works here
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 02/10/2026
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me when I’m trying to make the case for one of my friends to someone
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is unsurprising, particularly when you combine it with how popular public ownership/control is in isolation as a policy. One of the lessons learned from the 2017 election that a lot of people seem to have memory-holed.
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Great investigation - and makes the willingness of the Government to provide cover for City seem even more poorly judged
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still nowhere near enough for an early election to be plausible imo - but a very promising trend
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously though, this goes so unbelievably hard and you should all listen to it immediately
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can I interest you in some new Spanish Love Songs at this trying time? youtu.be/m90lpXj8gDk?...
youtu.be
Spanish Love Songs "Doom Tripping" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Pure Noise Records
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An inflation link for the state pension makes significantly more sense than what we have now. The 2029 manifesto will be an interesting one. It’s already slated to include: - Removing the triple lock - A solution on social care - Electoral reform
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Luca Tiratelli @lucatiratelli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I await the first time a politician proposing some nuts new immigration restriction is asked what is otherwise the media’s favourite question: how are you going to pay for it??
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fitting that game took place in Brazil because the cowboys got waxed
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My most toxic trait is that when I’m running I kind of vibe with “pain is just weakness leaving the body”
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s a toss-up for when I truly entered my 30s between: 1. Running to Victoria Park market with my wife every weekend 2. Realising during one of those runs that maybe actually running a marathon might be fun
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